Embarrassed atmosphere, how to break the embarrassment with a joke?

"Wit humor" is a flexible language expression, and the key is improvisation, which is formed by reading, observing, pondering and learning. The following examples of celebrities' wit and humor are for your reference:

Wit and humor

false statement

Kratylos, an ancient Greek scholar, declared: "Our affirmative or negative answer to anything is false." Aristotle disagreed. He said: "According to the logic of this sentence, Kratylos's words are equivalent to saying:' All propositions are false'. If all propositions are false, then this' all propositions are false' proposition itself is also false."

What's that

Andersen, a famous Danish fairy tale writer, lives a simple life and often walks in the street wearing a shabby hat.

A guy laughed at him deliberately and said, "what's that thing on your head?" Can it be a hat? "

Andersen replied, "What's that thing under your hat? Can you count it? "

Family and apes

Dumas is a humorous writer. Once, a banker asked him maliciously, "I heard that you are a quarter black, right?"

"I think so." Dumas said.

"What about your father?"

"Half black."

"Where's your father?"

"All black".

"Excuse me, where is your great grandfather?"

"apes." Dumas serious, simply say:

"Yan but kidding? How is this possible! "

"Really, it's an ape," Dumas said cheerfully. "But my family started with an ape, and your family ended with an ape."

Dumas is a donkey.

A young writer wrote a letter to Dumas enthusiastically, suggesting that they write a novel together. Dumas pointedly wrote in his reply:

"Sir: How dare you put a noble horse and a humble donkey in a car?"

The young man wrote in his reply:

"Mr Dumas: How dare you compare me to a noble horse!"

At first, Dumas wanted to compare the young man to a donkey. But after Dumas received the reply, he found that this man was very witty. He left the horse to himself and the donkey to others, and immediately began to like him, so he immediately replied:

"Friend, please send me the manuscript, and I will be happy to accept your suggestion."

Goethe gave way.

One day, Goethe was walking in Weimar Park. Unexpectedly, I met a critic who once belittled all his works on the same road. Only one person can pass through this narrow aisle. They met face to face.

The critic is very arrogant. He said, "I will never make way for a fool!" " "

"I am just the opposite." Goethe smiled and immediately stood aside.

Goethe drinks water and mixes it.

Goethe once went to a restaurant. He ordered a bottle of wine first. Before drinking, he tasted a little and then mixed some water into the wine. A group of college students at the next table are also drinking. They are noisy and cheerful. They laughed when they saw the gentleman at the next table mixing water into the wine. A student asked curiously, "Sir, can you tell me why you add water to expensive wine?"

Goethe immediately replied: "only drinking water will make you dumb, as evidenced by the fish in the pond;" Just drinking will make you a fool, as the gentlemen at the dinner table have proved. I didn't want to play dumb, so I mixed water in the wine. "

Heine and the donkey

One night, a traveler told Heine about an island he had discovered while traveling around the world.

He said to Heine, "Guess what surprised me the most on this small island?" "What phenomenon?" Heine asked.

The traveler smiled coldly and sarcastically said, "There are no Jews and donkeys on this island (Heine is a Jew)!"

Heine calmly retorted, "If so, then traveling with you on the island can make up for this defect!" " "

Shake your head.

On one occasion, when William Joynson Hicks, a Conservative MP involved in Churchill's extramarital affairs, delivered an impassioned speech in Parliament, he saw Churchill shake his head to express his disapproval and said, "I want to remind honourable Members that I am just expressing my views." Churchill replied, "I also want to remind the speaker that I am just shaking my own head."

Churchill and Bernard Shaw

The great writer Bernard Shaw and the politician Churchill once gave way to each other. Once, Bernard Shaw gave Churchill two tickets for a play with a note: "Come and see my play. If you have a friend, bring a friend." Churchill was very isolated at that time, but he knew that some of Bernard Shaw's plays had only been staged once. He replied, "I am too busy to see the first one, but I will see the second one if your play can perform the second one."

Apologize in the toilet

Baron beaverbrook, a British politician, was Churchill in World War II.