Just want two jokes.

1. Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

2. Father and son take the bus.

Son: Dad, when will it arrive?

Father: Stop it.

Son: When will it stop?

Father: I stopped when I arrived.

A boy has a crush on a girl. Summon up the courage to ask her what kind of boy she likes.

"Like-minded" girls answered, and even asked several times, it was the same answer.

The boy was very discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head?" .

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. A: I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. I shook and shook ... someone thought I was electrocuted, so they grabbed a stick and gave me two.