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Seer and Pokemon

I support Pokemon (Pokémon)

Because we support the genuine version

Zell is a copycat, so what if it is popular in China

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Everyone knows about Pocket

Just like if you ask a random person on the street if he knows Pikachu

That person will definitely say: Yes Pokémon/Pokemon

If you asked him Yiyu, he would think it was a new yogurt brand

Let’s talk about a battle

Sel The so-called tactics are high HP and skills above 150 (including 150).

What is called tactics? Stalking and calling tactics?

It simply taints the word tactics!

The name of the move, Close Punch was copied into a full blow

Even if the meaning is the same, it sounds awkward

Some idioms are also used as move names

Not creative

The look of the move is also super ridiculous (anyone who is a fan of PS here knows the effect)

Sonic punch just jumps in front of the opponent Grab it twice

The water jet is to spray out a stream of water

The flame car is to jump in front of the opponent and throw a few fireballs

The water tail is to hit the opponent and then Pop up a stream of water and hit it here and there

Earthquake is to jump up and kick the opponent

Super absorption is to pop up a few vines and then the opponent's physical strength is absorbed

The appearance of the elves is simply incomprehensible

They are all big-eyed monsters whose eyes occupy more than 50% of the face area

Even the final form has "pea eyes"

It’s really weird

Talk about battle

You are fighting in a horizontal version, and the staff of Antimony Rice can complete it with a simple flip

Pocket Self-Red The beginning of the Green Age is front-to-back production

To design the game interface, you need to design the front and back of the elf

Say the name

Seerli are all "foreigners" "style" names may be heard in pockets such as Rekusa (sky dragon), Aknom (blue mushroom), Yuxi (yellow mushroom), Xieimi (grass hedgehog), I’ve heard so many transliterated names like Zoroark (the evil black fox in this year’s theatrical version), but I have no idea what you’re talking about when I read what you wrote

I even mentioned Jimmy (a certain Taiwanese Cartoonist), Paganini (a certain violinist), Hamlet (a certain writer), and using the names as pet names is simply plagiarism

The names in the pocket are simple (except for a few that have to be transliterated) ), no matter what, others can imagine what this pet looks like

Talk about the graphics

A game with a pocket size of 256MB (about) can achieve some 3D effects

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You have a web game, I don’t know how big it is

It’s still the most basic 2D game

Let’s talk about pets

How much money do you charge in exchange for what? Pets

Think of pets as commodities

Everything in the pocket is a fair exchange of one for one

Talk about ability

The pocket is balanced

It is absolutely impossible for a PM to be so strong that no one can defeat him

High attack and defense speed are bad

Speed ??and other abilities are bad

The fists with high defense are soft

The cute ones are usually vases

The powerful ones usually have counter-injury or harsh conditions or low hits

What about Serge (excluding some skills that copy pockets here)

The 150 ultimate move also has very high additional effects

The 120 ultimate move is bound to hit

There are no side effects for those above 200

Who can take it even if they are resistant?

Is it true that the so-called elf battle is completed by killing and being killed instantly?

Introduction

Saier is full of "kings", "rulers", "invincible warriors", "undefeated" and so on

It seems that in There is only the strongest among all the people in Seer

With the so-called ruler, are the others all rubbish?

So in the pocket world

There is no strongest, only stronger

This is the unchanging truth

Such as 1J Tutu The dog can play with the 100J God of Creation (Alseus)

Two attacks on the shrunken Moon Elf (evil type Eevee) can make the opponent's team vomit blood

The vase is like Pikachu after charging the electric beads (Ultimate physical attack) A high-voltage electric shock can kill Kyogre in seconds (Haihuangya)

Talk about concepts

Sel has already changed from an energy crisis to a simple pet battle

Collecting energy is just for money

Helping others is just for experience

Antimony Rice is really a good education for the children born after 2000

Let today's children think that it is easy to distinguish between good and evil in this society

If you give something, you will be rewarded. If there is no reward, you will not help others

Talk about the worldview

Cell's world view reminds me of Rock Man (because Rock Man also has energy crisis and high technology)

Talk about other things

In terms of base/home, GS (gold and silver) era There is a furniture system that makes people laugh without saying a word

When it comes to tasks, the Pocket Maze series and the Ranger series are starting to attract attention

When it comes to mining, the DP (Pearl Diamond) underground world is laughing behind the scenes

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When it comes to pets following, DPPT (Diamond Pearl Platinum) walks in the park and HGSS (Heart Gold Spirit Silver, I don’t know if the abbreviation is correct) follows silently

When it comes to the battle between good and evil, every game in Pocket can do it I'm so happy

In terms of mythical beasts, there are Gods of Time, Space, God of the Underworld, and Gods of Creation in my pocket

In terms of capture, only the difficult level of capture can make mythical beasts precious

In terms of interface, the upcoming BW (Black and White) has a 45-degree three-dimensional innovation, and there is also a pure 3D "WII Pocket Battle Park"

In terms of magazines, Purcell only dares to publish a bunch of Illustrated books with similar contents

In terms of peripherals, the pockets include animations, comics, clothes, food, plush, gashapon, paper crafts, and stationery

Besides, Wang Haibing admitted that Seer Pick your pockets

There is no rebuttal

You should also stop using our motherland to suppress us

This is a peaceful era, and no one wants to Back to the war-torn days

People want peace

We cannot prevent other people’s culture from entering our country

Similarly, our culture also penetrates into the world Everywhere

If you blindly oppose foreigners, you will undoubtedly follow the old path of the government closing the country

In the end, you will only be bullied by others

If you think according to your thinking, anyone with Those involved in foreign countries are all traitors

Then you have also insulted great people such as Premier Zhou Enlai, Grandpa Deng Xiaoping, and Mr. Lu Xun

Prime Minister Zhou Enlai is an important figure in the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and Japan

Grandpa Deng Xiaoping paid a goodwill visit to Japan

Mr. Lu Xun went to Japan to study in his early years, and later wrote an article "Mr. Fujino" recalling his teacher while studying in Japan

You are patriotic Right, if you can, just throw away your foreign cars, smash all the foreign digital cameras and TVs, burn the foreign medicines, kill all the people in your family who study abroad, and demolish Hong Kong Disneyland. You bombed foreign consulates, went to the Great Hall of the People to curse national leaders, and it was up to you to see whether the people around you praised you for being patriotic or would beat you up!

You also don’t do anything “just have fun”

Then when faced with Obi plagiarizing Moore

Why weren’t you so generous?

Aren’t you clamoring to dismantle the company that developed Obi?

It’s really ridiculous

You don’t have much to “learn” or “learn from”

In an industry like the game, the best way to describe plagiarism is to learn from it!

If there is a lawsuit

Also move to pocket the win!

Pocket is an original game and does not plagiarize other people's stuff

Pocket is a plagiarized game and there is no reason to criticize it

Others

But Xel players can also rest assured

Nintendo will not attack a small game that has an impact on its game sales

So you don’t have to worry about Xel Our account will go bankrupt

Anyway

Seeing the same excuses from SEER players

I still say the same thing: the more scared a dog is, the louder it will bark. , to cover up your fear

Willing to adopt

Complete

Supplement: For players of Antimony

Don’t think that the so-called high value means powerful! As long as we have the corresponding tactics and techniques, we are not afraid of you!

Do you think that judging the quality of an elf is based on its attack ability? You are wrong!

You Sels will only stalk and defeat your so-called BOSS elves in order to win

At the expense of all your elves

If these elves are Have the ability to think for themselves

Are they willing to follow a ruthless master like you (because this is not even a friend)

Each elf is killing and being killed instantly. A battle spent in a flash kill has no meaning at all!