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Seer and Pokemon
I support Pokemon (Pokémon)
Because we support the genuine version
Zell is a copycat, so what if it is popular in China
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Everyone knows about Pocket
Just like if you ask a random person on the street if he knows Pikachu
That person will definitely say: Yes Pokémon/Pokemon
If you asked him Yiyu, he would think it was a new yogurt brand
Let’s talk about a battle
Sel The so-called tactics are high HP and skills above 150 (including 150).
What is called tactics? Stalking and calling tactics?
It simply taints the word tactics!
The name of the move, Close Punch was copied into a full blow
Even if the meaning is the same, it sounds awkward
Some idioms are also used as move names
Not creative
The look of the move is also super ridiculous (anyone who is a fan of PS here knows the effect)
Sonic punch just jumps in front of the opponent Grab it twice
The water jet is to spray out a stream of water
The flame car is to jump in front of the opponent and throw a few fireballs
The water tail is to hit the opponent and then Pop up a stream of water and hit it here and there
Earthquake is to jump up and kick the opponent
Super absorption is to pop up a few vines and then the opponent's physical strength is absorbed
The appearance of the elves is simply incomprehensible
They are all big-eyed monsters whose eyes occupy more than 50% of the face area
Even the final form has "pea eyes"
It’s really weird
Talk about battle
You are fighting in a horizontal version, and the staff of Antimony Rice can complete it with a simple flip
Pocket Self-Red The beginning of the Green Age is front-to-back production
To design the game interface, you need to design the front and back of the elf
Say the name
Seerli are all "foreigners" "style" names may be heard in pockets such as Rekusa (sky dragon), Aknom (blue mushroom), Yuxi (yellow mushroom), Xieimi (grass hedgehog), I’ve heard so many transliterated names like Zoroark (the evil black fox in this year’s theatrical version), but I have no idea what you’re talking about when I read what you wrote
I even mentioned Jimmy (a certain Taiwanese Cartoonist), Paganini (a certain violinist), Hamlet (a certain writer), and using the names as pet names is simply plagiarism
The names in the pocket are simple (except for a few that have to be transliterated) ), no matter what, others can imagine what this pet looks like
Talk about the graphics
A game with a pocket size of 256MB (about) can achieve some 3D effects
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You have a web game, I don’t know how big it is
It’s still the most basic 2D game
Let’s talk about pets
How much money do you charge in exchange for what? Pets
Think of pets as commodities
Everything in the pocket is a fair exchange of one for one
Talk about ability
The pocket is balanced
It is absolutely impossible for a PM to be so strong that no one can defeat him
High attack and defense speed are bad
Speed ??and other abilities are bad
The fists with high defense are soft
The cute ones are usually vases
The powerful ones usually have counter-injury or harsh conditions or low hits
What about Serge (excluding some skills that copy pockets here)
The 150 ultimate move also has very high additional effects
The 120 ultimate move is bound to hit
There are no side effects for those above 200
Who can take it even if they are resistant?
Is it true that the so-called elf battle is completed by killing and being killed instantly?
Introduction
Saier is full of "kings", "rulers", "invincible warriors", "undefeated" and so on
It seems that in There is only the strongest among all the people in Seer
With the so-called ruler, are the others all rubbish?
So in the pocket world
There is no strongest, only stronger
This is the unchanging truth
Such as 1J Tutu The dog can play with the 100J God of Creation (Alseus)
Two attacks on the shrunken Moon Elf (evil type Eevee) can make the opponent's team vomit blood
The vase is like Pikachu after charging the electric beads (Ultimate physical attack) A high-voltage electric shock can kill Kyogre in seconds (Haihuangya)
Talk about concepts
Sel has already changed from an energy crisis to a simple pet battle
Collecting energy is just for money
Helping others is just for experience
Antimony Rice is really a good education for the children born after 2000
Let today's children think that it is easy to distinguish between good and evil in this society
If you give something, you will be rewarded. If there is no reward, you will not help others
Talk about the worldview
Cell's world view reminds me of Rock Man (because Rock Man also has energy crisis and high technology)
Talk about other things
In terms of base/home, GS (gold and silver) era There is a furniture system that makes people laugh without saying a word
When it comes to tasks, the Pocket Maze series and the Ranger series are starting to attract attention
When it comes to mining, the DP (Pearl Diamond) underground world is laughing behind the scenes
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When it comes to pets following, DPPT (Diamond Pearl Platinum) walks in the park and HGSS (Heart Gold Spirit Silver, I don’t know if the abbreviation is correct) follows silently
When it comes to the battle between good and evil, every game in Pocket can do it I'm so happy
In terms of mythical beasts, there are Gods of Time, Space, God of the Underworld, and Gods of Creation in my pocket
In terms of capture, only the difficult level of capture can make mythical beasts precious
In terms of interface, the upcoming BW (Black and White) has a 45-degree three-dimensional innovation, and there is also a pure 3D "WII Pocket Battle Park"
In terms of magazines, Purcell only dares to publish a bunch of Illustrated books with similar contents
In terms of peripherals, the pockets include animations, comics, clothes, food, plush, gashapon, paper crafts, and stationery
Besides, Wang Haibing admitted that Seer Pick your pockets
There is no rebuttal
You should also stop using our motherland to suppress us
This is a peaceful era, and no one wants to Back to the war-torn days
People want peace
We cannot prevent other people’s culture from entering our country
Similarly, our culture also penetrates into the world Everywhere
If you blindly oppose foreigners, you will undoubtedly follow the old path of the government closing the country
In the end, you will only be bullied by others
If you think according to your thinking, anyone with Those involved in foreign countries are all traitors
Then you have also insulted great people such as Premier Zhou Enlai, Grandpa Deng Xiaoping, and Mr. Lu Xun
Prime Minister Zhou Enlai is an important figure in the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and Japan
Grandpa Deng Xiaoping paid a goodwill visit to Japan
Mr. Lu Xun went to Japan to study in his early years, and later wrote an article "Mr. Fujino" recalling his teacher while studying in Japan
You are patriotic Right, if you can, just throw away your foreign cars, smash all the foreign digital cameras and TVs, burn the foreign medicines, kill all the people in your family who study abroad, and demolish Hong Kong Disneyland. You bombed foreign consulates, went to the Great Hall of the People to curse national leaders, and it was up to you to see whether the people around you praised you for being patriotic or would beat you up!
You also don’t do anything “just have fun”
Then when faced with Obi plagiarizing Moore
Why weren’t you so generous?
Aren’t you clamoring to dismantle the company that developed Obi?
It’s really ridiculous
You don’t have much to “learn” or “learn from”
In an industry like the game, the best way to describe plagiarism is to learn from it!
If there is a lawsuit
Also move to pocket the win!
Pocket is an original game and does not plagiarize other people's stuff
Pocket is a plagiarized game and there is no reason to criticize it
Others
But Xel players can also rest assured
Nintendo will not attack a small game that has an impact on its game sales
So you don’t have to worry about Xel Our account will go bankrupt
Anyway
Seeing the same excuses from SEER players
I still say the same thing: the more scared a dog is, the louder it will bark. , to cover up your fear
Willing to adopt
Complete
Supplement: For players of Antimony
Don’t think that the so-called high value means powerful! As long as we have the corresponding tactics and techniques, we are not afraid of you!
Do you think that judging the quality of an elf is based on its attack ability? You are wrong!
You Sels will only stalk and defeat your so-called BOSS elves in order to win
At the expense of all your elves
If these elves are Have the ability to think for themselves
Are they willing to follow a ruthless master like you (because this is not even a friend)
Each elf is killing and being killed instantly. A battle spent in a flash kill has no meaning at all!
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