Why doesn't a tiger have wings? (Fable) (1)

A long time ago, about 60 million years ago, or in the age of dinosaurs, tigers grew wings. Of course, the tiger is not this tiger. It is not a big cat mammal that has wings, but an egg-laying carnivore. It has teeth and claws, runs like a fly, swims and climbs trees. It is called the king of animals. This guy actually belongs to a dinosaur. For easy identification, we call it fear of tigers. Because the fear tiger is an extremely old tiger, it is called tiger for short. Tigers eat dinosaurs and don't avoid the same kind when eating. This is the same as the most advanced mammals today: people eat pigs, cows and sheep belonging to the same mammal as usual, and also eat apes, monkeys, orangutans and baboons. Various parts of the human body are also listed in mysterious or hidden recipes. However, unlike today's mammals who like to eat oviparous animals, oviparous tigers don't eat mammals because of taboos. Mammals at that time were too small, smaller than mice today, and not enough for tigers to plug their teeth. These little things are difficult to catch when drilling underground, and they consume too much heat to afford them at all. This is the same as humans don't catch fleas and bedbugs to eat. To make a long story short. One day, a tigress hatched a little tiger with two granulation on her shoulder. It's a little strange, but it's not too strange, just like someone has two more fingers now, and after a while everyone will get used to it. Unexpectedly, the granulation on the tiger's shoulder gradually developed into fleshy wings. When it spreads its wings and flies, its wingspan is more than ten meters, just like an airplane, and it also has the function of taking off and landing vertically. Just jump in the air and flap your wings twice, and the winged tiger will take off. Wing tigers have more flying skills than ordinary tigers and show outstanding talent in hunting. Afraid of cows, sheep, deer, etc. As straight as grabbing something. Even the fear of lions, bears, rhinoceroses and elephants, which are usually afraid to provoke, is still robbed to eat like a person eating sweet potatoes. The maverick was born, awesome. This wing tiger is human. When I was a child, girls laughed at him for being ugly and didn't care about him. When the talent of the wing tiger was flying all over the sky, the girls quickly changed their aesthetic standards, and they all thought he was beautiful, handsome and cool. Every time the wing tiger falls to the ground like a carving, the girls on the ground scream and faint, while those who are awake scream and rush forward, striving to be better than him. The male tigers without wings are jealous. Unmarried people have a sense of crisis when they are single, and married people have a sense of crisis when they divorce. A dull person will inevitably feel the crisis when a third party comes in. The male tiger intends to harm the wing tiger, but he also knows that he can't be beaten, and the group fight can't catch up with him. The sneak attack may be successful, but the girls formed a wing tiger guard, three floors inside and three floors outside to protect the sleeping wing tiger. They are loyal and just want to spend their time on the steering wheel or increase their chances of being lucky. Seeing this, the wingless tiger had to give up hope and imitate the winged tiger, forging meat wings in various ways and pretending to be a winged tiger. Fashion has changed. Unfortunately, it is quite difficult to imitate, and it is often ridiculed by girls as a bald donkey. The genes of the wing tiger are dominant. In terms of terminology, when wingless genes meet winged genes, wingless genes cannot express their own genetic traits. This means that the offspring of the wing tiger have wings, and the offspring of the male and female offspring of the wing tiger, whether their spouses have wings or not, have a half chance of giving birth to wings. With the encouragement and encouragement of the girls, the wing tiger's sexual ability was supernormal, and soon the offspring were flying all over the sky. As for how long this "soon" is, due to its age and difficulty in textual research, it can only be roughly estimated. Calculated by one year 100 offspring, the direct offspring of the wing tiger reached 2000 in the 20-year growth period. Half of these 2,000 descendants are men, and they have also multiplied 2,000 in one generation. This is the only way to breed more than one million offspring in thirty or forty years. According to the genetic method of dominant genes, in less than a century, the offspring of the wing tiger will exceed10 billion. Of course, this is only a hypothetical figure, assuming that the original base of the tiger's mouth is already very large, so there are enough girls and food to supply. In fact, the short-term problem is that there are not so many girls, and the long-term problem is that there is not so much food. Let's not do annoying arithmetic problems. In a word, in a century or two, the wing tiger has become the largest and most successful species on earth, and this estimate is absolutely correct. It was a wonderful golden age for the male wing tiger. All animals big enough on the earth have become readily available food. They have to eat all day long and be as beautiful as they want. However, the good times did not last long, and the food crisis came unexpectedly.