Humorous and philosophical jokes

A humorous and philosophical joke. The probability of humorous jokes appearing in our life is very high. In fact, in our interpersonal communication, many humorous jokes can help us to ease our emotions. Here are some humorous and philosophical jokes.

Humorous and philosophical joke 1 1, wake up, it's getting dark.

2, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

When I say casually, I mean that employers and employees are too lazy to think about it and can't think of a good one. Although it's up to you, you must come up with something that will satisfy me.

I am proud of being single, and I am a condom of my motherland.

5. Chopin, a great man, can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

6, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single! !

7. Hiding in a small building has become a unified world. I love to write whatever I want. Who cares? The outside world is cold, so is the rain, snow, wind and frost. It has nothing to do with me!

8. In front of that winner, I will always be a loser.

9, take the road of cattle, let the fool speak!

10, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!

1 1, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, and the whole world is turbid and I wake up alone!

12, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

13, what if it is wrong? Yeah, so what? That's it for me!

14, the girl I like belongs to others, and the girl I don't like belongs to others.

15, I will die later. Donate qq to Project Hope. Let the children use qq with the sun as soon as they come up.

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.

17, I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God, please don't disturb mortals …

18, the man was dumped, the problem of money; When a woman is dumped, her appearance is problematic. When I was dumped, there was something wrong with my head.

19, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.

20. A fool is blessed with a fool.

2 1, I thought I was decadent, and only today did I know that my morning paper was scrapped.

22. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

23. How dare you lie to me. How can I have the courage not to believe you?

24. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

26. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

27, I love love, I am in my heart, I am so erosive.

I don't want to study for 30 days a month.

29, two people now only myself, if memories are an expression, I will miss you as a secret.

30. They called me bt and asked me to do ct. I am et.

3 1, I don't want to hear what you said, and I can't understand what you said. If I knew, I wouldn't do it either. If I do, I will make mistakes, so I skip class every day.

32. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

Humorous and philosophical jokes II. I miss you, but I dare not call you, for fear of hearing your voice; Sadly, I always miss you, but I can't do nothing. So, I excitedly picked up my mobile phone and dialed the phone for you. Hello? Why not you? Dizzy! It turns out that my mobile phone is in arrears!

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

Third, decades later, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You have a pile, I have a pile, no one knows who it is, and they all have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

Fourth, gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible!

Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

6. Facts have proved that in this world, feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dull; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

7. Faith is not spoken, but made. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity.

Eight, life is to always occupy the position of absolute leadership. When countless fools shouted that they were in control of life and destiny, but they didn't see it, people living in the higher sky showed a mocking face.

Nine, what is not simple? Is to do simple things thousands of times, but it is not simple; What is not easy is that it is not easy to do something that everyone thinks is easy and do it seriously.

Ten, the four ideals of life: the Great Wall. Set the equator with Phnom Penh. Across the Pacific Ocean. Mount Everest with elevator.

Schools in China invite celebrities, officials and scientists to give lectures to students. American schools invite nurses, policemen and firemen to give lectures to students. -American schools let students know about society, while China schools set a benchmark for students. After stepping into the venue. China students have a greater sense of loss than American students.

12. The career belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the child, and the mistake is your own.

Thirteen, I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a short message: "Let's break up!" Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong." Now you can be completely sad.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Fifteen, when we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

16. What best reflects a woman's taste is not her clothes and hobbies, nor the car she drives, the books she reads or the decorations at home, but what kind of man she falls in love with. Even if she has elegant taste in other aspects, if she falls in love with a bad man, she will fall short.

Seventeen, the pain of the world of mortals, mostly because I can't let go. Sometimes I often think that pain is a hurricane that time blows to life. Life, in such a special way, uncovers everything that is covered and lets you see the truth of life.

18. How vast the world is, how complicated people's hearts are. How complicated the heart is, how unpredictable the thoughts are. Don't dwell on others' emotions, and don't torture yourself with others. Everyone's world is given by himself. If you see through it, the world is actually clear.

Nineteen, in life, you may meet hundreds of people or get along with them. On the surface, it is to greet you and see you off, but you never feel a sense of fit. No matter how familiar I am, I feel that I am just a passer-by in my life. In my heart, I have never accepted them. In other words, you have been busy here, but you have been lonely.

Twenty, the busy days have passed, and there are only shadows, the past and injuries in my memory. With the change of time, many things have become less nostalgic and persistent. The triviality of life makes this persistence and waiting taste different. This is life.

I have loved you for a long time! I have been waiting for you for a long time! Now, I'm leaving you for a long time.

Twenty-two, early in the morning, the sun is shining and the smile is bright. I send you roses, with lingering fragrance in my hand; At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You give me back my rose, my hand hurts.

Twenty-three, I'm sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter is a kind of demeanor. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

24. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

25. No matter how luxurious the wedding is, it does not mean that the marriage is happy. Whether two people live in harmony for a lifetime has nothing to do with how many seats and jewelry there are.

Twenty-six, breaking up means not loving, and those high-sounding reasons are not to make each other feel better, but to make themselves feel better!

Twenty-seven, I thought that "invisible" others would not find me, and it was useless. People like me, no matter where they are, are like fireflies in the dark, bright enough and outstanding enough.

Twenty-eight, the so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; The so-called wedding is a ceremony for lovers to become "family"; The so-called breakup is something that a woman may not be able to do once she says it a hundred times, but a man can do it once.

Humorous and philosophical jokes 3 super funny nonsense jokes

1, I have high requirements for bedding, and you are my most satisfied.

2. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves.

3. Thank those who beat me down. Lying down is really comfortable.

4. I bought a pair of Nike online, and the manufacturer promised to lose one fake and lose three. I received the goods yesterday. I opened it and saw four pairs of shoes.

5. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.

6, who can get my grades up, even people and lives are yours.

7. Confucius said: Knowledge is like underwear. It's invisible, but it's crucial

8. Be a calm person, eat fatter, heavier and steadier.

9. "What does it feel like to be possessive?" "I can only smell her fart."

10, you must study hard and don't live by your face every day like me.

1 1, other classes have good grades and good discipline, and are liked by teachers, while our class is nothing more than high value.

12, a novice, kind in nature, you pay, I eat.

13, gave the future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery was too slow.

14, if you delete a person, add him, delete him and add him, then you must be quite free.

15, although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

16, those hurdles that can't be crossed are not because your legs are short!

17, the teacher said, we are still young, don't fall in love, because we are raising someone else's daughter-in-law, which is not worth it!

18, be my girlfriend, and I'll give you the seat of kindergarten elder sister.

19, when you ignored me, I felt that you were studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

20. Nine times out of ten things in life are unsatisfactory, and the remaining one or two are particularly unsatisfactory.

2 1, the school signed in for five days in a row and gave you a homework spree.

22. Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

23. Life is hard, but fortunately I am cute.

24. Taking a math exam is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

25. Boyfriends don't smoke, drink or fight.

26. The best love is to feel that the other person is like a pig, but still afraid of being taken away by others.

Teacher, you don't have to bother to change my seat. I can talk anywhere.

28. I am unreasonable unless my husband hugs me.

29, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

3 1, don't ask me about it, it's not like you don't have my Alipay.

32, think about it, immediately changed from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

I suggest you change it. Your girlfriend is ordinary.

You know that even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, the company will still count you as late.

Sometimes what we need is not chicken soup, but a slap.