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Why does my girlfriend always call me an old man? I'm depressed. 2 1 I'm not old. What does she mean?
Why does my girlfriend like to call me uncle? I'm only 2 1, not rustic. I'm depressed. Experienced seniors know what she means. This is a nickname, and it's easy to call.
What does it mean that my girlfriend calls me lover instead of husband? My wife means my wife. Dude, you're too simple ... nothing. Watch love movies and TV series, and you will know what to do. Come on, man!
Do boys like ladies? Why does my boyfriend always call me a lady? I'm depressed … I don't necessarily like ladies, but outside, men love face, and others think that your boyfriend has found a good girl, and only you know manners and know wisely.
My girlfriend always calls me "Baoqi". What does that mean? Baodi means stupid! I think it's a nickname. Your girlfriend is very kind to you. She likes you. I wish you happiness!
Before I was 20, she called me old man. I look like a 20-year-old man Why? Maybe you're an honest man, with a steady voice, and you don't choose lightly like other peers, giving her the feeling of a mature man. That's why she calls you that. It is estimated that she has a good impression on you. If you grasp it well, you may not be able to develop with her.
Why doesn't my girlfriend call me husband? I was not used to it at first, but it will be different when I have children. Maybe you won't like hearing her call you.
Why do I like old men? You should feel insecure. Men older than you can love you more, so you like someone who will love you and let you go, but the "old man" has become your best candidate. I don't think you should like old men, but rely on them! Hmm. How interesting ...
What does my girlfriend mean by telling me to always fall? Is there a typo in your question? No, why should I ask you to call me Lao Tie?
Old iron is the most worthwhile thing in life. Friends of the opposite sex, really, your feelings or friendship may really be just a match.
Not a girlfriend, why does she always tell me to hang up first? Actually, hanging up first has nothing to do with being a girlfriend.
I saw a joke on the subway:
Man A said that I met a very active girl.
Male b said, no, what do you think?
A said, ask me my phone number without saying three words!
B said, you are so powerful, did you give it to you?
A said, of course not!
B said, there is persistence! Is a good man, and the result?
A said that it turned out that people were called security guards.
B said, alas, don't give people the number, the other party is too violent.
A said, no way, so he was released from the telecom business hall.
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I can only say that not hanging up first is a reflection of high quality, and there may be other story posters that have not been said, so it is difficult to infer.
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