Are there any new jokes?

(1) One day a cake was walking along the road. Walking, I suddenly felt hungry and ate myself.

Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~

(2) A fudge went out for a walk at night and suddenly felt weak in the legs.

Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~

(3) One day, chocolate and rice cakes fought, and chocolate pushed the rice cakes into the sea.

Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~

(4) There are two Korean lovers. The government stipulates that men who reach a certain age should join the army, but they are forced to separate. The man bought a diamond ring, and the woman agreed to meet in Fukang Garden 10 years later.

Ten years later ... the woman was waiting in Fukang Garden with a diamond ring, but the man didn't show up. The man was waiting in Fukang Garden with flowers in his hand, but the woman didn't show up. The reason is that one of them is in area A and the other is in area B. The woman thought that the man had changed his mind and was very angry. She ran to the beach and threw away the diamond ring.

Thirty years later, the man became an old man. One day, he was fishing at the seaside and suddenly caught something that shocked him. Do you know what that is?

In fact, it is a rice cake that was pushed into the sea by chocolate thirty years ago.

Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ `.

(5) People who don't reply after reading this post have become demons.

Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~

Ha, the one with the zongzi .. One day, the rice ball and the zongzi group fought, and the rice ball pushed the zongzi into the corner. Then Zongzi tore off his clothes and said ~ I'm a spy ~

A matchstick felt itchy and rubbed itself.

One day, two bananas were running Because it was too hot, the banana in front took off her clothes. The banana in the back slipped.

one day ..

There is a male deer running faster and faster. .........

Run to the finish line ...

He became a "high-speed stag" .....

A lumberjack applied for a job.

Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....

In a minute. ....

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ......

Foreman: No ... I've only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

A polar bear, idle and bored, pulled out all his hair ~~ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ~ ~, and the polar bear said, "I'm so cold!" " "