Jokes of Master Journey to the West

Report on the Monkey King's application for professional title evaluation

Duty jury:

I am the Monkey King, also known as Sun Walker, male, unmarried. A native of Aolaizhou in the East China Sea, he was born in poverty. I lived in Huaguoshan before joining the work, which was recommended by Taibai Venus. Organizationally, he was entrusted with the positions of "Bi" and "Director of Flat Peach Garden", responsible for the work of getting on the horse and flat peach garden. However, at that time, due to serious personal heroism and blind self-worship, he never put himself in a correct position, claiming to be the "Great Sage of the Monkey", destroying the worse heaven, disrupting the Flat Peach Party, kicking down the blast furnace, insulting the leadership authority, and posing a threat to the property of the Heavenly Palace and people's lives. When the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals were ordered to crusade and help educate me, they didn't think about repentance. Instead, they went further and further on the wrong road and failed to live up to the concern and love of the organization.

Later, the Tathagata made me understand the truth that "there are days behind the scenes, there are people outside" and sentenced me to 500 years in prison. In these 500 years, I have thought and regretted my wrong behavior, and I am determined to wash my past with practical actions.

Master Xuanzang in the Tang Dynasty did not discriminate against me because I had a "criminal record". He took me in as a lost youth, gave me a second life, and appointed me as his chief Zen master, so that I could travel to many countries with him. On the way to learn from the scriptures, I set strict demands on myself with a "big * * * *" standard, and respected teachers, especially helping backward people, such as lustful and greedy Comrade Zhu Bajie. He charged first, enjoyed last, worked hard and was selfless and fearless. After eighty-one difficulties, he finally helped master get back the Buddhist scriptures and was appointed as "fighting to win the Buddha" He has published many academic papers, such as Absolute Privacy ―― The Woman Behind the Tang Priest, White and Me ―― The Story I Want to Tell, Looking Beautiful ―― The Pig in My Eyes, etc. I have been selected into Who's Who in Heaven for many times and was hired as an associate professor at Tiangong University.

This time, the evaluation of the title of the n th phase of Tiantang was fully launched. Should my "deputy" for many years become a full member? I hereby apply, okay? Please organize a review.

Fighting Buddha: Monkey King

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