Adapting poetry jokes

1, Rizhao Hotel gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

2, Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, Li Bai comes to the bathroom. Three pieces of shit poured down, feeling that there was no paper in my pocket. Seeing Du Fu taking a shit, he hurriedly borrowed a piece of paper. Du Fu only has a piece of paper, and they share a piece of paper.

So a bright line is at the foot of my bed and Li Bai opens the window. When I saw the x-ray, my tooth fell out.

5, Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the toilet. Xiao Li flew a knife for an instant and clicked into a eunuch.