There is a sketch in Sketch Story and they sing something like "When the sun comes out, you swing the wire..." Please help me...

"I want to take the exam"

1 cousin and 2 cousin

1. I have something to ask everyone today. My cousin who I haven't seen for many years suddenly asked I want to go to an art school. I want to be a star. Everyone knows how difficult it is to be a star these days. Every year, hundreds of thousands of people cross the single-plank bridge in the art school admissions market. Only a few can succeed. I will deal with it when he comes. She also begs for your help and advises him to stop dreaming and go home and work hard

2. Meilan Meilan I love you. You are like an orchid that attracts people. You are like a plum blossom every year. Green. I think of you when I see Mei Lan! YE COME! ON!~

HI cousin.

1. Hi cousin! (High five)

.Cousin Yi, what do you mean?

2. All celebrities appear in such a fashionable manner! YE YE YE!

1. Alas, my cousin has slipped into this fashionable language. I'm here to buy magic!

2. That's because they often praise me like thunder, rain and wind... (action)

1. Okay!

2. You just don’t look like a human being! .........

1. Is this a compliment to you...? I think what they said is wrong. You take a quick look Ah, the wine is like a New Year picture 0

2. (*Surprised) New Year picture~

1. Colorful and dazzling...

2. Oh, you said me Are the clothes right...

1. Yes, yes

2. I bought them specially for this exam! How about it, cousin~ are they beautiful!? (Turn over)

1. Well, it’s beautiful. It’s just a little dizzy..

2. Do you think the color is right?

1 Yes

2 Taixuan La

1 Yes!

2. No wonder when La just walked to the door, a TAXI suddenly drove towards me!

1. Oops, it’s so dangerous.

2. Then he stepped on the brakes! At that time, I yelled at her: There is something wrong with you! Why did you stop the car if you have nothing to do?

1 Yes

2 He said: Sorry, I thought it was a red light

1. Is there such a big red light

2 Yes Ah, if I faced him like this, she would think it was a green light! (shuddering)

1 It’s your suit that’s to blame!

2 It’s so expensive!

1 I can’t tell!

2 The price of the top is 3800 yuan!

1 That’s a famous brand!

2 I cut it off later The price has been reduced to 25 yuan!

1 What about the pants?

2 The pants are 10 yuan cheaper

1 10 yuan a pair is not expensive...

2 Haha, I bought 4 pairs. Later he gave me one as a gift...

1 Why?

2 He told me to leave quickly and not to delay his business. ...

1 Cousin, when you want to go to school and buy clothes, don’t buy them from street stalls, go to the big mall!

2 I went to the big mall...

1 Oh, you went

2 The other day, I walked into a big shopping mall. I touched this and that and found a handsome guy staring at me.

1 Oh, he must be I'm attracted to you

2 Then I asked him, "Hey, handsome guy, you must be attracted to me, right?"

1 Haha, he must have said, Miss, you are so beautiful

2 The devil is looking at you! I am afraid that you will steal things!

1 Cough! It turns out that the security guard is eyeing you

2 He is looking down on you

I will be a big star as soon as I get into art school!

1 Hey, my cousin, it’s not so easy to get into art school. First of all, there are requirements for image.

2 My image is not bad, they all said I have a star look

1 I didn’t see it

2 They said I look like Lin Qingxia on the left and Guan Bixia on the right

1 In the middle ..

2 Lightning narrow!

1 This shows that your image is very innovative

2 It doesn’t matter if a girl is ugly, the key is to be confident

1 The key is to be confident. Confidence is a necessary condition for being an actor

2 I am very charming

1 Oh, you are charming

2 After work yesterday, several boys followed me. They want to pursue me~

1 Why do people keep following you?

2 They want to pursue me~

1 Cousin, don’t be stupid, you have met a bad person, right?

2 Really? Then I ran away to a cemetery in the back mountain

1 Why are you running there?

2 I'm so smart. I said something to scare them all away!

1 What did you say?

2 Oops, I finally got home (the empty audience laughed) and scared them all away!

1 This is a good doctrine!

2 When I got up, I saw a man next to me Take a nail in your left hand and a hammer in your right hand and knock on the tombstone...

1 Hey, what is he knocking on?

2 Yes, I'm just asking you. There is something wrong with this person. Are you okay? What are you knocking on]

1 What did he say?

2 He said something that scared me crazy

1 What did he say?

2 He said I don’t know who etched my name wrongly. I’ll come out and change it...

1 I’m scared...

2 My cousin is joking with you. ... As the saying goes

1 What does gt mean?

2 It is said that a beautiful woman can confuse a man, a smart woman can inspire a man, and a talented woman can attract a man. Men

1 pair up with each other

2 women like me

How about 1?

2 can conquer a group of men!

…………………………..

2. How about your cousin’s image?

1. Your image is lethal even if your image is Do you have the characteristics to be an actor? You must also be educated. What is your academic qualifications?

2 Your academic qualifications are okay!

1 What academic qualifications?

2 International student!

1 That’s great! Where did you stay to study?

2 (Smirk) I stayed in primary school for 18 years. (Audience laughed)

1 Look at everyone. I'm kidding you... Is that called a repeater?

2 Students who repeat a grade are called international students for short.

1 (Cousin is helpless)

2 I'm very smart. I'll test you with random questions and you won't know.

1 That's impossible.

2 I'll give you a simple test! Two pieces of money fell on the ground, one was 50 and one was 100. Which one do you choose?

1 I will definitely choose the one with 100 in it

2 Are you stupid and won’t choose the two together?

1 Oh...brain-teaser Turn a corner

2 Let’s take another test, okay, okay, I’m not ready for another one

Why didn’t Beethoven play the piano with these fingers?

1 Uh... Because it’s injured!

2. Because this finger is my fool~!

1 It took you a long time to let me in.

Everything in pediatrics is meant to deceive children!

Let’s do something intellectual

2 How about guessing the word?

1 Okay

2 PIA SHUA ZHI LIU PIA

1... Haha, it’s fresh and it also has dubbing. Haha... I can’t guess it

2 I can’t guess the word “Serve the People”!

1 Why is the word "WEI" meant to serve the people?

2 The word "WEI" is written like this. The dots, curves and hooks connected together are PIA SHUA ZHILIU PIA

1 ai you The first time I met you, I didn’t believe it. Then I couldn’t guess it. Here’s another one.

2 Then here’s another PIA SHUA ZHILIU ZHILIU

ZHILIU PIA PIA PIA PIA!

1 Your family has a firecracker field, right?

2 What’s the word?

1 I can’t guess!

2 I don’t know

1 Ah

2 Wei Zi who serves the people!

1 It’s impossible for you to have so many PIA PIA PIA SHUA SHUA SHUA or Wei Zi?

2 Traditional Chinese characters!

1 Traditional Chinese characters...how to write...?

2 Dots, hooks, hooks, hooks, dots, dots, dots and dots are connected to form PIA PIA PIA SHUA SHUA SHUA! Ahh... Yeah, oh yeah!

1 I’m convinced, cousin, I’m convinced by you

2 I’m convinced by it

1 Well, you are better than me You are smarter and more knowledgeable than me

2 That is

1 But being an actor is not that important. The key is to be able to sing, speak and act on stage

2 I can sing very well

1 Oh, you can sing well

2 I have had a concert tour

1 Really

2 Look at places like New York, London, Australia, Moscow, Japan, France.

1 You have been to all of them

2 Haha, I have never been there

1 I’ve never been there, why are you saying it’s so lively?

2 I’m pretty popular there

1 It’s pretty popular

2 I’ve sung in 5 karaoke bars So

1 How is the effect of the 5 karaoke bars

2 The effect is amazing!

1 Oh, it’s great

2 There are 4 The house was brought down by my singing...

1 Fortunately, there is still one house left

2 Which one heard that I was going to close early

1 Why is that?

2 They said that after I go, I will collapse anyway, so I should just shut it down

1 If you understand it or not, blame him for being too amateur in singing. Let me take the test at will. How about a very simple song that the judges will ask you to test? Everyone knows how to sing, can you sing?

2 Hey hey hey... I can sing any song

1 This If you are not humble, come here

2 In order to show my strength, I sing this song a cappella and sincerely send it to you, cousin!

When the sun comes out, you swing on the swing. After you finish swinging, you swing on the wire. As soon as you hit a high-voltage wire, you left this world. Thank you!

1. This...are you a singer or a killer? You can't sing me with one song...what do you mean.

2. I sang the wrong lyrics...

1. As a professional singer, you must not sing the wrong lyrics. Come and listen to how professional actors sing! (Singing...) How about a professional singer with clear words and a smooth accent? This is too difficult. You can’t sing it. Why don’t you try a simpler one?

Can you sing the eighteen bends on the lonely mountain road? gt;

2 Hey hey hey... I can sing any song.

1 It’s so immodest, why don’t you do it

2 The descendants of the mountains love the sun. The sun loves you. People in the mountains! !

1 I don’t believe that I can’t control him. Um... Next, you are going to sing a song about the eighteen turns of a mountain road that is not difficult at all. Can you?

2amp; 1 Hey, what song do I have? Everyone can sing

1 I knew you would say this. You have to sing this song to make people feel suffocated and breathless...

2 Who brought the distance Whose call is left with a thousand years of hope~~…………..

1. Oops, okay~

2 Do you think it’s okay? Gold cups and silver cups are not as good as everyone’s reputation. Goose Palm is not as good as everyone's applause. I think my cousin sings better... applause... no one. If you think I sing better than my cousin, applause~~~........ shouts...

1 Ah ..Why are there so many people applauding?

2 Hey, we are from the same village

1 Okay, okay..Cousin, frankly speaking, you still have some characteristics in singing, but you have to take the art test The last part of the school is the most difficult step. It’s a sketch. It’s more difficult to do a sketch. It pays attention to the relationship between the characters and the location..

2 Sketch, I have it, I have it...

1 Oh, the sketch You all have it..

2 I have it~! Dedicate a movie I shot in 1998, "Titanic" to everyone!

1 This is bullshit Big; Everyone knows that Titanic was filmed by an American.

2 What I filmed is a pirated rural version

1 Oh, you made up a version yourself

2 Cousin, can you help me cooperate and play a role in it?

1 It’s okay to let me assist you.

2 I’m in it Play the heroine, the shredded meat!

1 That’s the shredded meat, that’s the ball of meat.

2 You play the hero, the jacket!...

1 A jacket... or a suit is called... JACK AND ROSE. Good start!

2 Oh, the wind in the jacket is so strong. Come and hold my waist.

1 Your waist... Oh Dear Rousi, where is your waist?

2 Waist! It’s the thinnest part of my body.

1 (Pinch her neck.)

2 This is my neck!

1 This is my neck, where is my waist...

2 Here it is!

1 This It's the waist, I thought it was a bucket...

2 Oh, Jacket, give me your paws

1 It's the animal world hand again!

2 Oh, yes That's right.. Please hand me your front hand.

1 If you hate it, please use standard Chinese

2 Oh, Jacket, please remember the three words that express your love to me. What?

1 Oh I LOVE YOU

2 I LOVE YOU

1 I LOVE YOU TOO

2…I LOVE YOU bah Bah, bah, bah...

1 Why are you spitting on my face?

2 If you spit on me, I will spit on you

1 Do you understand English? Then I won’t act

2 As a professional actor! Keep acting!

1 Still want to act?

2 Acting

1. Oh dear ROSE

2 Oh dear JACK

1 Whenever I see you

2 Oh how about it?

1

I don’t want to live anymore..

2 Oops. Cousin, do you think I can be admitted to an art college?

1 I guess even the teachers in China can’t teach you, you might as well go Go try it at Hollywood

They like a wild girlfriend like you

2 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

1 It’s a pity that you don’t understand foreign languages.

2 Ladies and gentleman .welcome to our hope's school.

Enjoy yourselves .Pleses..

1 Hey... I really understand. My cousin said it; Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Hope Middle School. I hope you all have a good time!

2also I'm ugly but I'm very lively.

1 He said that although he is a bit ugly, he is very gentle.

2 Thank you for watch our poegranmes

1 Thank you for watching our program!

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