Four lines of funny patriotic sketches

Location of the first scene of growth: classroom characters: Xiaowen and her two classmates (the scene introduction can be more detailed and the environment is arranged) (Suddenly, the whistle sounded. Everyone: (flustered) Oh, the second act is assembled. Venue: Playground Characters: Xiaowen and 9 classmates, instructor) Instructor: Gather! (A commotion, lazily queuing)

Hurry up! (finally in line)

Instructor: Hello, classmates, Xiaowen: Hello, sir (naughty boy in the crowd) Instructor: Starting today, you will have a military training for 10 days. I am your instructor. Five days of training is very hard for you, Xiaowen: (Interrupting) Serving the people. Instructor: (glaring, holding back) But we do military training not only for the military training itself, but also for another form of education, in order to cultivate your patriotism and hard work. So, I hope you will cooperate with my work. Try our best to get good grades in the final review. You got it?

Classmate: I understand! (Lazy and messy voice)

Instructor: Do you understand? (serious and loud)

Classmate: I understand! (loud and neat)

Instructor: OK, let's start training now!

Attention!

Xiaowen: Hee hee ... (I can't help looking at the instructor in a serious way)

Instructor: What are you laughing at? Don't laugh today, I learned the basic military posture, stand at attention, be at ease, and change places (seriously, the students can't help it.

(Laughter) (When the instructor turned around, a classmate made a few funny moves behind the instructor to make the students laugh) Instructor: What are you laughing at! What are you laughing at? Ah! What's so funny? Laugh again and find out and stand in front of the training. (Everyone held back)

Turn left ... turn around! (Someone took a wrong turn, and Xiaowen couldn't help laughing again. )

Instructor: Who is laughing! Get out! (pacing back and forth) Don't leave the queue, do you? (Angry) Good! Everyone is not allowed to eat today, so stand here in a military posture until the afternoon.

Classmate: Ah! (Sighing, complaining)

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(Wen lazily walks out of the queue and stands in front of the instructor)

Wen: Report to the instructor that I just laughed! (arrogant and disapproving)

(Students groan)

Instructor: You are very brave. (Seriously, Xiaowen is being looked up and down. Xiaowen is embarrassed. He lowers his head and takes a glance at the instructor out of the corner of his eye. He makes a face, suppresses his smile and lowers his head. )

Is it funny? Stand there and laugh enough.

Text: (I can't help laughing when I walk to a platform next to the training ground) Hahaha ... Instructor: I wonder why girls living in the same world are so different from each other.

Instructor: (turning around in a panic, pointing to Xiaowen) Stand here today, stand for a day, and don't come down without my order! Turning to face everyone, the other students quickly stood at attention. (Classmate, her two good friends haven't left) Instructor: (Walking up to Xiaowen) Are you still laughing? Xiaowen: Laugh (angry with the instructor) Instructor: You (speechless with anger, turn around and see two classmates) (strange) Why don't you leave? (Two students stutter, you push her, she pushes you) Classmate A: (Get up the courage to laugh, learn to laugh) Tell the instructor that we want to ... want to accompany her ... Instructor: (pause, face falls) Okay, you stand together. Stand until she realizes her mistake. Xiaowen and his classmates laughed at the instructor's back! (After a while, the rainstorm started. Music: The sound of the rainstorm. Two students panicked. Looking at Wen again, Wen stood still, looking at each other, and did not move. Suddenly, classmate B suddenly fell to the ground) classmate A: Chao Chao, Chao Chao ... (Wen Chong comes over) Wen: Chao Chao, Chao Chao ... Three people carried the fallen classmate off the stage. Scene 3 Location: Hospital staff: Wen, students, doctors and tutors (doctor's office) Doctor: Are you the students of tutor Li just now? Wen: (listless) Oh, by the way, doctor: Can you ask Instructor Li to come to the hospital later? Classmate 1: (nervously) Ask him to come? Is it super super? Is it dangerous? Doctor: (smiling understandingly) Oh, no, I sent him here to discuss the renewal of his mother's hospitalization fee. Classmate 2: (surprised) His mother? Hospitalization fee? Doctor: Yes, his mother's last hospitalization fee has been ... (stayed). Anyway, please tell him later. Wen: (nodding incredulously) Oh ... I will ... (Wen just wanted to turn around and walk back, and suddenly remembered something and turned to the doctor) Wen: (anxiously) Doctor, can you tell me what happened to his mother? How long has it been? The doctor glanced at her and just wanted to say something when the instructor pushed the door and came in. ) Doctor: (smiling) Instructor Li: (Raise your hand while walking) Hello, Dr. Zhang. Doctor: Instructor Li, I was looking for you. Let's talk outside. (To the students, wait a minute) Instructor: Yes? Doctor: Oh, well, I'd like to discuss your mother's hospitalization expenses with you. Instructor: (solemnly) I was just about to tell you this. I just received some money, and I will pay the fee as soon as possible. What happened to that student? Instructor: OK, OK, hand it in right away. How are the students? Doctor: It doesn't matter to the students, but they are tired. Just have a rest. But your mother still needs to be observed. We suspect so ... (voice suddenly drops) Cough ... (Instructor listens, the smile slowly disappears and his face becomes heavy. He lowered his head for a moment, suddenly raised his head and took the doctor's hand. ) Instructor: Is it true? You, you found it was ... (softly) Doctor: (reluctantly nodding) Yes, I just came out this morning, and I'm seriously afraid of lower limb paralysis ... Instructor: (bowed my head silently for a long time, looked up pale) Doctor: (shook his head) Well, yes, the results just came out this morning, so you should come and see your mother more often. Work is work, and the elderly should also be taken care of. Xiaowen also froze at the door. She shook her head hard and patted her face. Wen: (to himself) I'm not dreaming ... (to her chagrin) How did this happen? How did this happen? The instructor took a deep breath, raised his head, pulled her military uniform and knocked on the door with his hand. Xiaowen is as nervous as a cat on hot bricks. Wake up, let's have some porridge. (Handing the porridge to Wen) (Wen bowed his head and took it, embarrassed) Instructor: (Smiling) What, are you still angry about this morning? My attitude in the morning is really bad, so I shouldn't ... Instructor: (smiling, friendly) What's the matter? Go ahead, it's my fault this morning. My attitude is so rude ... Text: (interrupting the instructor excitedly) No, instructor, it's my fault. I was angry with you and even fainted. I .. (I looked down awkwardly and whispered. What's the matter? Wen: (low head, soft voice) I shouldn't be angry with you, and I shouldn't not listen to you (Wen looked up at the instructor, then lowered his head, and the instructor looked at her with a smile) Wen: I delayed everyone's time, and I also delayed your time ... Instructor: (smiling, patting Wen's shoulder) In collective activities, everyone should abide by the rules. Think about it, you give me a sentence. You love to laugh, and you are a cheerful girl who can bring joy to everyone. This is a good thing. However, you don't need to laugh at all times, sometimes you need to be serious. (Nodding while listening) Although you made a mistake, it's not a big mistake. Now that we know the truth, we must be targeted and do what on what occasions. That's what makes sense. It can make people like your children more. Okay, I have something to do. I have to go first. (Instructor walks to the door) Wen: (loudly) Instructor, your mother ... (Instructor turns around and looks at Wen in surprise) Wen: You take good care of your mother, and I will take good care of Chao. Don't worry, Instructor: (Moved to read Wen for a long time, his eyes are full of love) Well, I'll go first. Student: (loudly excited) Don't worry, I will. I understand that if the memory can last forever, there is no doubt that this sunny summer, this autumn that I regret for a long time, will occupy the quiet space of the years. When we went back to tell all the students about the instructor, it was very quiet at that moment, and everyone bowed their heads and said nothing. In the ignorant youth and rebellious season, everyone is thinking about what it means to grow up, a word that is often mentioned by us and explained in our own way. How to be a good student? How to be a good person? Instructor Li let us know that growth is not meaningless publicity and rebellion, growth is not arbitrary and presumptuous, and growth means a kind of responsibility. Teacher Li is the responsibility of being a mother and a student, and it is our responsibility to learn, progress and understand others. Everyone should shoulder different responsibilities for his existence and assume corresponding obligations for his role in different periods. All the students are determined to train well during the military training, exercise themselves well, be harsh and warm instructors, give lessons to everyone, and be more youthful as we get closer and closer! While reading monologues, a group of students stood quietly in the center of the stage in various postures, thinking deeply. And use recitation to adjust the state of mind. At the end of the recitation, the curtain fell slowly. Scene 4 Location: People on the playground: Wen and his classmates, the instructor (On the playground, the classmates are doing exercises seriously. Music: "Gardenia Blossoms" rings in the distance) Instructor: Stand at attention, be at ease, look forward, advance and salute!