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What is Nicholas Tse's classic sentence?

1, "It's always so cool" is just a slogan, talking about coke, not me, but Nicholas Tse. In fact, everyone understands the truth, but everyone abides by the rules of the game and no one comes forward. I won't please them. Some people say that my long hair looks good, and others will like me to shave my head. Should I shave off half my head and leave half my hair? Every time I lie, I have to lie a hundred times to get enough, so I don't lie easily. Ordinary people (the word comes from his mouth, laughing) are also naive. A person without innocence is poor, and carefree happiness is so happy. Since I took the money from an adult, I will bear the responsibility of an adult and will not give a light sentence. 6. Someone asked me about twists and turns, which is a good metaphor. "... you've been driving on endless roads for a year, without traffic lights, oncoming cars and passers-by. Are you surprised? You ask, "Where the hell am I going? Why is there no one to accompany me on the road? On the contrary, if there are different people along the way, you will sometimes walk into the downtown area, and there are different road signs and traffic lights from time to time. If you stick to it, you will become more and more aware that you are on the right path. 7. (Asked about my mother) I spend six hours doing many different jobs outside every day, but she also spends six hours at home just to cook a pot of soup for me to drink ... 8. Falling in love is much more difficult than challenging myself, because love is a matter for two people, and I can't control each other's thoughts. 9. (Asked what it's like to be in love) It's good to wake up with a woman. (The listener falls to the ground again) 10. You know Bruce Lee's favorite staff is cruel first and then hungry. ∫ leeches look at the fierce cow skull saddle ⊙ sword "⊙ sword? (Who has ever seen such a cold joke) 1 1, (there is not much concept of festivals) It is a rule and habit to send you roses and chocolates in February 14, but if I give you roses and chocolates in June165438+1October 3 1. ) 12, Ali believes in a dogma, "settle for second best and learn to be patient until one day your enemies dare not look up into your eyes." Nothing was born. An artist's performance on the stage depends on his efforts off the stage. I am lucky to have many people who support me, but on the stage, I have no father to sing for me, no mother to help me dance, no sister to accompany me, and I can only rely on myself completely. 14, more and more popular, more and more people know you, and fewer and fewer people will know you. There are no real singers in Hong Kong because all singers are filming, but there are real actors in Hong Kong because many actors don't sing. 16, "People know what they want to do, but they don't think they know what they are doing, but they don't really want to know what they are doing. Every day is 17,-"Van Gogh can draw anything but children's paintings." 18, you can regret what you have done, but you can't regret it. 19, if I know my favorite idol, if I hold a book in front of others and swear when others are eating cigarettes, I will remember him and I will hate him very much. 20. I don't like riding this roller coaster, not because I'm afraid, but because I don't like things that are out of my control ... 2 1. When you feel pain, please look around you and see other parts of the world. There will be people worse off than you. Don't be too sad. 22. Regarding Tsinghua, Japanese men dare to go home early on weekends without socializing. 24 ......................... Actually, there are not too many roads in life that you can choose to take. In fact, every day is a birthday, and people are growing every day. You are not who you were yesterday. I never force others to do anything, so I hope others will not force me to do things I don't want to do. 27. The lifestyle of the times. E is cold and unrealistic. 28. I usually speak directly, don't beat around the bush, and say something unpleasant, but these are the truth. 29. You can compromise, but the balance lies in whether the things you want to cooperate have stepped on your bottom line. 30. One year, I took a family photo in the landmark square. I'm wearing a brown Adidas and I'm standing still. I didn't laugh at all. I was beaten, but I smiled in my heart. 3 1, as long as you open your eyes and ears and go everywhere, you may get something from everyone. You don't have to see Master Zheng or Chen Bo. 32. To have personality, you need to stick to something, and sometimes you need to sacrifice something, but it depends on what you want to do. For example, I love wearing jeans, but some parties stipulate that I must wear a dress, so I have to skip the party. A person can afford to lose anything except dignity. 34. I never felt that someone hurt me on purpose. 35 or 8 years old can be a new human being, and 88 years old can also be. What matters is what kind of mentality. 36. It's never a matter of time, it's never a matter of life, people are always gone, and here (touching the chest) is still there. 37. I still like what I like, but the way I treat it has changed. Like a car. Some people think they like it, but they just don't scratch it. They didn't kill it, they just cherished it. But some people think that if you love a wild horse, you should set it free and let it play its instinct. 38. I long for a perfect relationship, but I am disappointed several times. 39. I don't think I'm wearing less. 4 1, asked about the longing for marriage) In the cold winter, two people ate oranges around the heater. 42. Tao Zi asked what do you think of the so-called "spending money") They said that I let them do everything, but I felt ashamed to write like this. I would rather sleep under the overpass than spend a penny on my girlfriend. Tao Zi: Can you wash off the tattoo? D: No. That tattoo pattern means eternity ... Tao Zi: What about your future girlfriend ... Whether: If she can't stand it, don't look and don't come. 43. * * * * About women, love * * * *1Lu Yu: Do you think so? Nicholas Tse: Yes. If I see my girlfriend wearing revealing clothes, I won't like it. Why are the pants so short ... (looking down) For whom? ..... Should the chest be that low? ..... Lu Yu: (laughs) Do you care? Nicholas Tse: Yes. Always in control. Lu Yu: And the result? Nicholas Tse: So it is ... annoying. Lu Yu: People say you are bored? Nicholas Tse: Yes. Shen Xing: What animal do you think you want to compare your girlfriend to? Ting: (thinking for a long time) So, people are animals. Shen: That's not quite: then put up with it, yes, feel warm and satisfied. Shen: What about you? D: Bear, bear hugs bear. Before I entered the business, I had estimated that many people would want to see it after I died. At that time, I was so spiteful. I feel like a mouse, and my life and death are not important to them. Sometimes on the stage, no matter whether I sing well or not, people applaud. You don't know what fans are filming, they just blindly like idols. 47. It's easy to eat this meal in the entertainment circle. Step one, tidy up, comb a 28-point line and dress up as man next door ... This will get twice the result with half the effort. 48. (Before resigning in 2002, Taiwan Province faced birthday fans at the airport.) I have already told you to walk away with a smile on the day you leave. Always remember that the best part is the most beautiful, and the bad part will continue to come, so it doesn't matter whether you have Nicholas Tse in your heart or not. You will in my heart forever. 49. (Nicholas Tse version of Tang Priest) ... This attitude is like that you only like white bread, but later you find that toast is better and butter is better, and then you find that peanut butter seems better, and then you know that you can add smoked fish in the middle, and then you know that this is better after eating concourse sandwich. Finally, I found it better to put caviar on the bread ... (The listener fell to the ground laughing before listening) 50. Yes, I've been doing it with Joey Yung, oh, I'm doing it, that, music. 5 1. (The reporter came into the room to shoot the lizard. He grabbed the first two claws of the lizard, which was very cute. He said to the camera, we have nothing, not even teeth, right? When you touch his thorn, it's actually soft. 52 .................................................................................... 53. (Asked about crying movies) Watch the tomb of fireflies four times and shout (cry) four times. I know sleeping pills are bad and harmful to my health, but I just can't sleep, can't sleep, can't sleep. ...