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The wolf is just lovelorn. When he was foraging, he passed a hut and heard a man lecturing his child: "If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolves. The child cried in the house all night, and the wolf stayed outside all night. When I got up in the morning, the wolf choked and said, men, men are liars! ! ! The little white rabbit goes to the bakery: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: No, the little white rabbit came again the next day: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Sorry, there isn't.

On the third day, the white rabbit came in: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: I'm sorry, but I still don't have it.

The fourth day, the little white rabbit came skipping: boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Great! There are a hundred steamed buns today ~!

White Rabbit: Great! Give me two! A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................

A man bought a parrot that can only speak two words. One day, when the master was not at home, a ventilator knocked at the door.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas converter.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas converter.

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There is a man lying in front of his master's house. The master wondered, who is this?

Inside the door: gas converter

On the cliff, a little mouse waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her looked down at it and said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!