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/kloc-What's the story on the 0/8th floor?
Eighteen layers of hell are not up and down in space, but up and down in time or ideology. For example, Confucius is often said to be knowledgeable and unfathomable. For example, in Jin Yong's novels, Gan Kun moved greatly, and his cultivation gradually improved from 10%, 20% and 30%. Neither knowledge nor martial arts can show their ups and downs from space, and so can hell. From this point of view, when people buy a house, it is absolutely absurd to put the 18 floor and the 18 floor in a correct position.
Furthermore, even according to the usual spatial hierarchy, it is a directional error to say that the 18 layer is hell. Eighteen levels of hell are underground in people's consciousness, while 18 level rises from the ground and is high above. Just like that joke, an engineering team took time and effort to drill a perfect well, but in the end it was scolded by the employer without paying, because the construction team took the drawings upside down and the employer wanted to build a chimney.
The domestic 18 floor can be said to be completely wronged. If the floor itself is really bad, it will be called hell by some people, but in fact it has many advantages. First of all, the current high-rise residential buildings are mostly around 30 floors, right in the middle of 18 floor, neither too high nor too low, with good vision, good air and plenty of sunshine; In addition, the top and bottom of 18 are the most expensive floors 19 and 17 respectively, and the price of 18 is much more affordable; Furthermore, China has been fond of winning the lottery since ancient times, and 18 is also a sought-after number in daily life, and 18 "wants to make money". How can a material society get rich without hard work? ?
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