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What kind of life experience will the twin family have?
I saw a joke about twins on the Internet before, but it was actually a picture. There are two twin children in the picture, and then one has a face covered with rice grains, laughing all the time, and then the other is crying and shouting, "Mom, you fed my brother twice, and I'm starving!"
In fact, I have always admired you, the family of twins, and think twins are really cute. My cousin's family is, with twin genes, his two uncles are twins, and my cousin's two sisters are twins, which may mean that every generation will have twins.
My cousin's children haven't had twins in this generation, so I told my cousin to have a second child quickly. Maybe the twins are in your home! As a result, my cousin listened to me and shook her head desperately, saying that it was very tiring to bring twins.
it's also very hard when you are pregnant with twins. Our neighbor had a sister who was pregnant with twins at that time. She was not tall, but her stomach was surprisingly big, especially in July and August, and she felt like she would explode the next second. It takes two people to take a walk. We also laughed at her, just like Lafayette's patrol.
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Twins are really cute, but only parents know the hardships. Especially those twins who have a heart in mind, if one cries, the other will cry with them, and it will be very noisy at this time, making you feel as if the sky is about to fall. Especially for those who gave birth to twins on the first child, the new parents have no experience in raising children, and they have to bring two at the same time in the area. In fact, it is really hard.
I have read a lot about twins' stalks on the Internet. One of the most impressive things is that two twins have been crying all the time, and a very young father is around in a hurry to change their diapers. As a result, after changing his younger brother, he has to change it again when he turns back, and then he finds this. His diaper is clean, so he didn't change it again.
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As a result, the other one stinks all over without changing it, which is really uncomfortable. He can only keep crying and protest, waiting for his mother to come back and give him justice. In fact, it's no wonder that dad, some twins really look exactly alike, and even mom can't tell who is who. Some will play hide-and-seek with you and guess who I am.
? Whether twins or one child at a time, they are actually their own children, which will bring endless joy to the family. And if the twins at home are too naughty, it will be a real headache. It is simply "having twins at home makes the family happy".
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