A joke with a wrong sentence

A joke caused by a sentence-breaking mistake. 1. If it rains and stays for a day, will you stay with me? It's raining, but it will stay tomorrow. Stay in the sky, I won't stay. "Zhu Zhishan, one of the eight eccentrics in Yangzhou, once wrote a couplet. Tomorrow spring is good, not bad luck, less luck and more money all year round. It can also be read as "it is unlucky to meet spring tomorrow." Good luck and little money all the year round. "3." The girl has small feet, good hair and no pockmarks. " It can be understood as "girls have bad feet, bad hair and acne pits." "