A particularly funny joke, a selection of classic cold jokes.

1. It's really tiring to take care of so many people and charge so many electronic products in one's life.

Guo Jing bought a quilt for his wife. Huang Rong felt chest tightness and shortness of breath after he went in. It was a pressed quilt.

3. The Jade Emperor is very old, but he refuses to change his surname, for fear that people will greet him and say, "Come ~ Old Emperor?"

"Grandma, let me help you up!" "No, thanks!" "Nothing, this is what I should do." "Are you crazy? This is my seat, what makes you sit! ! "

4. "Made? There is a country with a musical instrument hidden in its name. " "wow! That sounds romantic. Which country is it? " "Kazakhstan."

5. "How to get Trump to change the light bulb?" "Tell him that Obama installed the light bulb."

6. "Do you want to do shiatsu massage? Very comfortable. " "good!" With that, the Monkey King went down from Wuzhishan.

7. Southerners see snow vs northerners see snow. Southerner: Ah, ah, ah, taking pictures, happy and beautiful. Northerner: Oh!

8. A boss is tired of playing mistress, and mistress can't force her to get married and demand millions of compensation. The boss thought hard and came up with a plan. He spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to send her to a high-end business school on the grounds of improving her cultural level. The class is full of dignitaries. In less than two months, San Xiao found another lover and ignored her boss. In order to maintain a pure image, San Xiao paid the boss 6,543.8+0,000 hush money. -Wu Xiubo certainly haven't seen this story.

9. In the African jungle. The local people said to the hunting tourists from Europe, "Sir, I found the footprints of tigers in the north not far from here." "Too good, thank you. By the way, where is the way south from here? "

10, I refuse to accept it. 1.95m manager came out and patiently explained to me: Look, did you feel hot when you washed your hair just now?