Do you have lines for the Yun-peng Yue Holiday Game?

A: These actors acted very well just now. ...

B: Hey hey, wait a minute. How can I speak? Why are there two?

That should be?

These heads.

Ah, yes.

B: How many?

A: A few actors will do. Let them go down and take a breath.

B: Death.

A: Stop it.

B: Why?

A: Talking too much is not enough.

B: Well, I can't wait to die.

A: Today, when we talk about cross talk, we must speak our Chinese.

Already: Chinese is good.

A: Learn China's writing.

Already: yeah.

A: Broad spirit.

Already: Right.

A: There are four tones, one level, two liters, three turns and four drops.

Yes: oh, this is a: tone, let me ask again.

What did you ask me?

How to pronounce this word (finger 1)?

Already: this, one

First of all, do you have a Xinhua dictionary at home?

Yes A: Yes.

Already: Yes.

This is in the dictionary.

Already: one

Friends in the dictionary.

Already: Oh

He's just a voice, but

But what?

A: There are three voices in life.

How many strokes will you make with your hand (A holds out three fingers)? Oh, you have read the optical literature, haven't you?

A: Three tones.

Already: I haven't studied math.

A: Look how white these hands are.

Already: Hey (A does the action) Oh, wait a minute. This is public.

What do you mean?

Already: one.

Some friends called, right?

Already: I have a voice.

A: How many of these are there?

Already: one.

A: One at a time, two at a time, right?

Already: Right.

I bought this dress with the money.

Already: one hundred dollars.

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

Yes: alas, alas, no, this is what you have learned in your life.

A: Of course.

Can I ask you a question?

you said

Yes: What's the use of studying this?

A: What time is it?

Yes: Oh, look at your touch. You are so boring. You're too embarrassed to stop and go.

A: How interesting! Oh, I haven't felt embarrassed for years. I just found it. It's really embarrassing.

Yes, it's embarrassing.

A: But there are really three voices in life.

Already: Really?

Really? Let me ask you again, who wrote China's Chinese characters?

Cang Xie: Ah, say it again.

I don't know who it is.

Who are you talking about?

Already: Cang Xie

That's him, Cang Xie.

Already; You scared my little baby, you know that?

Honey.

Go, go, don't touch me. You frightened the life out of me. I'll take it as a mistake.

A: Cang Xie and Cang Xie created characters.

What are you writing here?

A: Cang Xie played a role in Cang Xie.

Yes: What about three words?

A: Sages keep books, warehouses, finances and pages. Cang Xie.

Already: Oh, you scared me.

A: Cang Xie saints keep books.

Already: Right.

A: It is said that Cang Xie made a mistake.

Already: wrong? A: This is the fruit left by the working people. Tell the truth.

Yes: Hi.

A: How did Mr. Cang have such a great skill? Did he create all the characters in China? Mr. Cang is not that good.

B: which teacher Cang did you say?

A: Brother Jie.

B: Are you sure it's a man?

A: Yes ... God, what are you thinking?

What am I thinking?

A: I thought you were thinking about being empty.

B: It's still a small well.

A: Ha, Cangjie created characters.

Already: Cang Xie

A: Sages keep books.

Already: Hey.

Dear friends.

Already: Yes.

A: Some words are reasonable, while others are unreasonable.

Already: the word "no" is still unreasonable.

A: There are less than 50 spectators today. I don't think there are many people studying this there.

It's not embarrassing for all of us.

A: Words, for example, what is a little above and a little below?

Possession: reading tips

Really?

Already: Really?

A: Yes.

I was right. Can you give me a smile?

A: Yes.

Already: good, good, good.

A: During the years.

Already: Right.

A: Go up small and down big.

Already: Right.

Fair enough.

Already: Yes.

A: One has three waters, and the other has less reading.

Ji: I want to kill, right.

A: I was shocked to read that sand and water were scarce and sand appeared. I'm talking about literature here. Will you two come back? Is it interesting to him?

Yes: well, maybe foreign friends don't understand literature, mainly

A: Insult me. All right, you wait

I insulted you. I insulted you. I insulted me. What are you doing?

A: Wait for him to come back?

Have: If he doesn't come back, why don't you spend the New Year here?

I have a bad temper.

Yes: Don't be bad-tempered. You said yours

This is all my research.

What's the use of studying this?

A: Educated.

Already: Oh.

Really, I did it. You said that we are the four classical novels of China.

Yes: right, right, right.

Answer: backwards.

Already: ah!

Really?

Already: No, you wait for the four classic novels.

A: Ah.

Yes: you are staring back.

A: Don't kowtow.

I didn't kneel. Why do I kowtow? I ...

Answer: backwards.

Already: ahhh.

Hmm.

You can recite some sentences for us here.

A: Four Great Classical Novels knows it backwards.

Are you here?

A: A famous senior. If you have anything here, just open your mouth.

Yes: Wait a minute.

A: You can, too.

Yes, you did nothing today.

What do you mean by doing nothing?

Already: This famous senior three among the four classic novels is over.

A: Yes.

Yes: I remember your original text.

A: Ah.

Ah, what?

I can memorize four books.

Already: Right.

A: I'm crazy. What do you take me for?

I didn't take you seriously. You said yourself there was something wrong with what you said. What are these four classic novels?

Are you interesting?

What do you mean interesting?

A: You are insulting more than 40 viewers by asking me this question. Who doesn't know? You can stand up and raise your hand and say. You asked me if I was a cross talk actor who knew everything. Can I not know?

It's not that I don't want to test you This is not a chat. Speaking of which, please tell me.

A: A Dream of Red Mansions

Yes: hey.

A: Is there?

Already: Yes, yes.

A: Ah.

Already: You are suspected of being cheated.

A: No, no, no.

Yes: Oh, I'll know when I arrive.

A: Yes, yes, yes.

Already: What else? There are three more.

Journey to the West

Already: Yes.

A: Half of these two books are quite clear about the Three Kingdoms.

Yes: Ah, yes.

A: Yes.

Already: Yes, yes.

Three copies, right?

Already: three copies, and one more.

romantic

Yes: mm-hmm.

A: Four, right?

Already: No.

A: That's all.

Yes: Come on, your Romance of the Three Kingdoms is just two books.

A: Yes.

Who told you that? How can it be two? This is a ...

A copy?

Already: a book.

A: There's another one.

Already: yeah.

A: Water Margin (pronounced Xu Shuichuan)

Already: Water Margin (pronounced Xu Shuizhuan)? What kind of ship is this? It is.

What's your name?

Already: Water Margin

A: A few months ago, among the four classical novels, I had to mispronounce three words in Water Margin.

Already: yeah.

A very strange thing happened.

Yes: What is it?

A: Cold.

Yes: well, nonsense. Will it be cold in winter?

A: It doesn't matter if it's cold. It's snowing.

Hello, yes.

A: I saw this touching scene of snow.

Already: yeah.

I wrote a poem.

Already: huh?

A: Xue Zan.

Already: Yo "Snow Praise"

A: Praise the snow scene.

Already: Oh.

But dear friends.

Already: yeah.

A: Praise the snow without showing it (Lou).

J: How do you say this?

A: There is no snow word in the poem to praise or reveal anything.

Yes: Oh, there is no word snow in this poem, but it is snow.

A: Yes, there is no pinyin. I can't find Xue Xue.

Already: You don't have this pinyin.

A: I can't find it.

Already: nonsense.

A: Xue Zan.

Yes: Well, let me ask you something.

you said

What is your poem?

What's not you? Don't say your slang, okay?

Is this slang?

A: What salt do you sprinkle when it snows? This is a chemical reaction.

Yes, yes, yes, the Security Bureau has already done it. This is? This is not your poem.

It is white. Why is it still green?

You don't understand, do you

A: You made it very clear.

I understand you. Only your poems.

Hmm.

There are: several words in a sentence

If you ask, you will understand.

Are you a scholar?

A: Seven words in one sentence.

Already: seven words.

A: A line of seven words.

Already: Oh.

A: If you type on the left, it's seven words.

Yes: Oh, how about playing on the right?

A: Suddenly hit to the right. Listen, hey, seven words.

Already: Hey.

A: That's weird.

There are seven words in this line.

A: That's right.

J: These words.

A: Four sentences.

Yes: Oh, that's four, seven, twenty-eight, a line of seven words, four, seven, two, eight.

A: Ah.

Yes: then you are a seven-character quatrain.

Really?

Already: Really?

A: Yes.

Yes: No, you wait for me. I'm a little vague about you.

A: Yes, yes, yes.

Yes: Is it a seven-character quatrain?

A: Yes, yes.

Yes: You know what?

A: Seven-character quatrains.

Already: Oh.

A: With that little white boy and Fu Xiao, we made many seven-character quatrains.

Already: What white?

A: Yes.

J: dogs.

What can I say, Li Bai?

Already: Li Bai, your name is Xiaobai.

A: Ah.

Already: Where is Fu Xiao?

A: Du Fu and Ju Yi. We often.

Already: I have never heard of gathering together.

A: We often do this kind of seven-character quatrain.

You four often work together.

A: He may be a little older than me, okay?

No big deal. It's too big, you know?

A: Not often.

It's not that we can't meet, okay?

A: Anyway, many of them are seven-character quatrains.

Yes: Oh, that's a seven-character quatrain.

A: That's right.

Already: Hey.

Hmm.

Already: Mr. Kang.

A: OK.

Read it to us here.

A: Is it all right?

Yes: ah, sing one for us here, not one.

My favorite sentence, Xiao Bai is back, which makes me very moved. Pay attention to the seven-character quatrains in Ode to Snow.

Already: yeah.

A: In the first sentence of Xue Song, what does it mean that there is a dark rumble in the sky? Cloudy, cloudy. Do you know that the sky has been cloudy for some time? Karen Mok sang the song "Cloudy".

Already: Mr. Kang, Mr. Kang, this, this, sorry, eight words.

A: Huh?

Already: eight words.

A: No.

What are you doing? I'm used to buying groceries, so you'd better count them out.

A: How can it be eight words?

Yes: don't take it out and count your hands. What if there is a problem?

Look at the dark rumble in the sky.

Yes: eight words. Isn't this a seven-character quatrain?

A: Eight-character quatrains.

There are: eight-character quatrains?

Yeah, eight-character quatrains.

Yes: Oh, you are a newly created poem.

A: Yes.

There are: oh, eight-character quatrains.

A: Yes.

Yes: Oh, your first poem.

There is a low rumble in the sky.

Already: there is no snow word.

A: No, do you have Pinyin? No, Xue Xue isn't.

Yes: don't mention this pinyin.

A: The second sentence

Already: Yes, yes.

A: It's like throwing my fine noodles down, friends. Fine flour is white flour, which is as white as it is thrown down and looks good.

Already: alas, alas, seven words.

A: No.

Yes: Yo, don't take the front number out from the back.

A: It's like throwing my thin face away.

Already: seven words.

A: It's like throwing my thin face away.

Already: Ah, what did you do when you hit someone?

A: interjections

Already: I don't have this for you.

A: That's seven words.

Already: it's a seven-character quatrain.

A: Seven-character quatrains.

Yes: What about your three sentences?

A: In the third game, the grave was bigger than the steamed bread.

Yes: Hey hey, come on. It doesn't make any sense. No explanation.

A: The tomb is white after the snow.

Yes: good, good, good, good.

Steamed bread is also white.

Yes: no explanation.

What are you doing?

You see, you have to take three steps back when it breaks out.

A: Explain it to everyone.

Yes: No need to explain. Please explain it to me first. This is not your third sentence. Have I heard more than a dozen words?

A: How come?

Yes, you take it out and count it.

A: You always buckle your own number.

Yes: it can be considered old.

A: The grave is bigger than the steamed bread. Your hands are really busy. Look at that.

Already: How many words?

A: Twelve.

Possession: Your 12-character quatrains.

Well, that may be absolutely impossible.

Already: That nonsense, that

Let me adjust it again.

Already: This can be adjusted.

A: The grave is as big as a steamed bun.

Already: Wow, there are more and more songs.

A: The grave is bigger than the steamed bread.

Yes: Well, alas, your poem has been edited now.

A: How about seven words?

There are: seven words, you four sentences.

A: There are holes everywhere.

You are very active. Let's go out. Get out.

After the snow.

Yes: the snow has not finished yet. Go out and wait for ray.

What are you waiting for?

This is sheer nonsense. Not even five words. What the hell is this?

Have I finished? Kick me.

Who kicked you? I pushed you. I'm not five words.

A: I'm not finished yet. There are holes everywhere.

Already: Isn't this the end?

A: Wow.

Already: ah wow.

Hey, you can put your wow on your head. Wow, there is a big hole in the middle. Wow, there are big holes and holes.

Already: Never heard of it.

A: That's all right.

Already: your mind is full of decorations, ah, this.

A: It's fatal.

You're here to tell the truth. Your poem is not very good.

A: Great!

Yes: What other hobbies do you usually have?

A: Hobbies.

Already: yeah.

After the holidays, I like playing games.

J: What kind of competition?

A: Any game will do. I like the game about this word best, because it is cultural, you know? It is full of cramps and knowledge.

Yes: full of spasms, you have to lose fluid to get your spasms, full of knowledge.

A: Economy class.

Already: You have learned.

A: Of course.

Let me ask you something. During the Spring Festival, every household writes Spring Festival couplets. Can you write couplets on Spring Festival couplets?

A: Of course.

You can also write Spring Festival couplets.

A: Of course.

Yes: Oh, how about it? Please tell me.

A: Great.

What is this word? Great! Let me ask you something.

Hmm.

Do you know this rule of Spring Festival couplets?

Yes, Spring Festival couplets.

Already: ah.

A: Rules.

Already: ah.

Do you know that?/You know what?

Yes: I know.

Okay, listen to me.

I'm listening to what you said.

The rules of Spring Festival couplets.

Go ahead, I'm listening.

A: Heaven and earth.

Already: Oh.

A: Is that right?

Yes, God is right.

Next.

Already: Oh, it's over.

Oh, there's more to come

Can we not squeeze toothpaste?

A: The sky is on the ground and the wind is on the mainland. Everything is going well. Interrogating the sky is too simple.

Already: I really know.

A: I don't even like to say this.

Already: Hey, this one.

A: The sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind, and the mainland is against the sky.

Already: I know.

A: Much thunder and little rain, and everything went well when the market opened.

Yes: yes, yes.

Answer: Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping.

Finish: Finish.

A: Heaven and earth.

What's your problem with this addiction? Just to be clear. Well, this is the problem of word alignment. Let me ask about this couplet and the number of words.

A: Of course there are regulations.

You know that.

A: One word for one word, two words for two words, and ten thousand words for ten thousand words.

B: Link 20,000 words up and down.

A: Yes, it's the same up and down. Why don't you post two identical newspapers?

Oh, great. I still want to buy AB noodles.

A: Words are indispensable.

Never heard of it.

A: Exactly the same.

B: I haven't heard of your research on this couplet.

A: Of course there is research.

B: Yes.

A: Yes.

B: You can correct a word just now.

A: Of course.

B: Then I want to send an online version. Can you make it up?

A: That's right.

Yes, I can. Then I'll surf the internet.

you said

I don't want to practice. Can we talk here? My couplet is a word.

A: Up and down, up and down, up and down.

Already: Oh.

A: The sky is against the ground, the rain is against the wind, and the mainland thunders against the sky. Everything went well when the market opened.

Yes: Stop it.

A: Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping)

These are my classmates.

Have: These are all from your congregation and classmates.

A: Up and down.

If you are right, don't say this rule. Just repeating the rules. Oh, up and down. What if I say heaven? A: Heaven is right-

Yes: Stop it, stop it.

A: The rain is against the wind, the mainland is against the sky, and the thunder is hazy. Everything went well when the market opened. It's flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat. (Audience says)

I have said this word more than once. Why should I hook up with him? I see, right?

A: Yes.

J: What about salt?

Answer: Salt is salty for vinegar, vinegar is sour, and sauce is dead.

What if I say yes?

A: Good, good and bad.

J: If I were a scholar in this field.

The taxi is firing a gun.

Yes: how to shoot?

You can help me move the gun.

Already: That's not right either.

A: What's the matter?

Ji: I think it's Shidui Wangwang, isn't it Brother Bao?

A: That's right.

I tell you, I said these five words.

Hmm.

Already: I am connecting it, but it is a pair.

A: My five words are couplets.

It is a good thing for us to make the first couplet on the last day.

A: I told you right: friends, go back to the palace for good luck. This is the right of the Tibetan king. If it comes to the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, you may need this to do good deeds and return to the palace for good luck.

Yes: Wait a minute.

Don't always find fault with me.

There is: nonsense, can I stop you? I am. Are you right?

A: That's right.

I said I did good deeds yesterday, and you said I went back to the palace for good luck. What did I say? You were right.

Next.

Already: days

A: On the ground.

Already: salt

A: Vinegar

Already: very good.

A: Good or bad.

Ji: Shi

A: Guns.

I said, "God is good at salt."

A: I said vinegar is a bad thing.

Already: Oh, it's over.

Let me tell you something about it.

Already: Ah, I can still talk.

A: This person suddenly found that this vinegar caught the eye. Do you know that this gun is full of vinegar? Haven't you ever heard of acid cannons?

Already: Is this word OK?

A: OK, OK.

I said beef.

A: I am a meat eater, but I am a vegetarian. It seems that I can eat beef for cucumber.

A: Beef can be eaten in horizontal batches of cucumbers.

Already: Your horizontal approval is really affordable. You really can eat. If we talk more, can you do it?

A: OK, OK.

B: Listen to this again: "Mutton."

A: Let me give you a comment on Luo Bo.

B: Is that right?

A: Braised rice with mutton and radish.

B: I didn't eat anything! "Satin."

A: "Radish."

B: Carol, we are a silk and satin company. Are you interested in radish, too?

A: Ah! Satin wrapped radish.

B: I didn't know I was wearing satin.

A: Yes! I'm also talking about clothes, silks and satins, woolen cloth. "Rob."

B: Oh! Rob can't recognize this radish. Listen to this again: "bell and drum."

A: "Radish."

B: I said beating gongs and drums.

A: I beat gongs and cymbals. "gongs and cymbals."

B: Listen to my online connection: Yue Fei.

A: Radish

B: I mean Yue Fei is filial.

A: so is radish.

B: Radish is filial to old radish.

Hmm.

B: Well, I'm talking about Yue Fei's eldest son.

A: That's what I said. Do you know such a story?

What story?

A: Mu Lian saved her mother.

Yes, I know.

What's Mulian's surname?

B: The folk surname is Fu.

What's your name?

B: Froebe.

A: Yes.

B: All right, all right! Listen to it again.

A: (blurted out) Radish.

B: Well, I haven't said it yet.

A: I'll prepare the radish.

B: I say two words, you say radish, and I say three words?

A: Radish

B: Four words.

What a big radish.

Five words.

What a big radish.

What if I say 1234567?

A: Radish is happy and doesn't wash mud.

Why are you so poor? Then you will hear the buffalo jump into the water. You see, water floats at both ends. That's the point.

I will give you a pair of goats.

I can add more words.

I can also add words.

I am a goat, and I touch its horns.

A: What should I do if I put on my shoes and jump up in the future?

J: Where can I wear it? I hit my head on the corner.

Oh, I hit the corner. I'll give it to you. I was right. Buffalo has no waist.

I can also add words to see if my buffalo didn't suffocate in the water.

Look at my goat coming down from the mountain and touching its horns.

Already: this one.

A: It hurts.

J: That's it.