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Humorous campus jokes make people laugh.
1, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.
The biology teacher told us that Chen Meijia's mantra in ipartment was "I will kill you with salty soda".
In fact, this is a swear word with a very high IQ, because human cells can survive in salt water.
And single-celled organisms can't. This sentence is actually a curse. You are a single-celled creature with a simple mind and developed limbs.
You will understand if you listen to English more.
I intend to send my two daughters abroad, but my six-year-old daughter doesn't agree.
I asked her why, and she said, "Because I don't understand what they said."
I explained to her: "English is very simple. Listen to it every day. If you listen more, you will understand."
She asked me, "but I listen to our dog barking every day, and I haven't understood what it is saying after listening for so many years!" " "
I'm speechless.
3. My witty deskmate
The beginning teacher checked the summer homework, but the deskmate didn't move a word. The teacher was very angry.
Waving to hit him, the deskmate also raised her hand and gave the teacher a witty pat.
The whole class looks silly. ......
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