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How should I take care of my wife?

Get up at 6: 30 (after getting up, be sure to kiss your sleeping wife on the face, but gently, without making a sound)

Exercise from 6: 35 to 7: 00 (when my wife wants to hug, she can easily hug on the seventh floor; You can fight one enemy against a hundred when your wife is bullied.

Make breakfast from 7: 00 to 7: 30 (there must be many patterns, bread, milk, eggs, soybean milk, fried dough sticks, rice noodles, steamed buns, steamed buns and porridge, and there must be no repetition).

7:30-7:35, turn on the stereo and wake up your wife. (A day's work is in the morning. Women are the cutest time of the day, and they are generally a little coquettish. Be gentle when you wake up, move lightly and hug lightly.

7:35-7:45 Help your wife dress (be careful, if you wear underwear outside like Madonna, you will die).

7:45-7:55 Wash with my wife (there are three things: squeeze toothpaste for my wife, put away the face wash water for her, and wash her hair).

Put breakfast on the table from 7: 55 to 8: 00 (if the wife doesn't finish wearing makeup, there must be no rush)

Eat breakfast from 8: 00 to 8: 30 (if you can be a recycling bin, your wife will eat less, and your wife will eat everything she doesn't eat, so you can't waste it).

Send your wife to work from 8: 30 to 9: 00 (those who have cars drive, those who don't have cars take taxis, and never let your wife crowd the bus).

Go to work at 9:00- 12:00 (hard work, something, nothing)

Call your wife12: 00-12:10 (ask your wife how she is in the morning and what she wants for lunch ... this need not be taught? )

12:10-12: 40 have a working meal (remember, you must have a working meal and don't eat anything else, even if you eat something else, the price can't exceed that of 5 yuan).

12: 40- 13: 00 rest (for better work in the afternoon, be sure to rest, don't look around in the company)

13: 00- 17: 30 work hard (how can you raise a wife without working hard? )

/kloc-pick up your wife from work at 0/7: 30-18: 00 (be sure to be on time and don't let your wife wait)

18: 00- 19: 00 to go shopping with his wife (shopping is a compulsory course for men, and it is compulsory every day. In the meantime, if the wife wants to buy something, she must be generous and must not be too expensive to buy. If the wife doesn't buy anything, she must buy something for her wife. )

/kloc-eat from 0/9: 00 to 20: 00 (be sure to eat out and order your wife's favorite dishes. Unless you have the level of a four-star chef, cook at home.

Walk home from 20: 00 to 20: 30 (I can't stop my hands-help my wife with things; Talking nonstop-telling jokes to his wife; Keep your eyes open-always pay attention to whether there is danger around you)

20: 30-22: 00 with my wife (my wife wants to watch TV and can't change the channel; My wife wants to chat and has to ignore it)

Take a shower from 22: 00 to 22: 20 (in order to save water, you must take a shower with your wife and help her rub her back).

Go to bed at 22: 20 (the quilt should be laid first, and the wife should hold it well, so she can't fall asleep before her).