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Seek the understanding of a joke "secret"
A secret joke told by Zhang Ailing.
German frederick the great may be at war. A general came to see him and asked him what strategy he was using.
The emperor said, can you keep a secret?
He swore to heaven: I can be as silent as a grave, as silent as a fish, as silent as a fish in the deep sea.
The emperor said, so can I.
It seems that keeping secrets has always been people's habit. No wonder such a deep trench is not at the center of the ocean, but at the edge of the ocean. I think it has its own heartache, so it quietly guards the vacancy.
Finally, I have to start my writing journey again. I want to brand my life with my casual mood a year ago. I told my friends that my writing is definitely not as good as before, because time has given me many secrets and I often fail in small places. Gradually diminishing enthusiasm is my anger at the years, and my sharp and plain feelings are broader. However, I should thank many ordinary and trivial frictions to familiarize myself with those sentimentality, similarities and differences, sadness and that secret. Because it is too late, the world is in a hurry.
You may not know the Mariana Trench, and you can't go deep into the secret of11034m. It doesn't matter, it's still the ocean or the stormy waves.
Finally, I want to tell you a piece of news about Mariana Trench.
The Japanese unmanned submarine "Trench", which accurately detected the depth of Mariana, unexpectedly disappeared in the Pacific Ocean last May and disappeared silently in the depths of the vast sea.
Until now, scientists still hope for a miracle. The unmanned submersible with the deepest dive in the world will mysteriously surface automatically one day. ....
The deep sea is as deep as the heart sea. (fish)
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