What kind of joke is this?

Attention, passengers. Train 3838438 from the United States of America to Afghanistan is about to leave. Passengers who don't get on the bus should take other people's luggage and get on the bus with other people's wives.

Passengers carrying detonators, explosives, fuses and inflammable and explosive articles, please get on the bus and light them in crowded places to make more contributions to family planning work in China.

When the train is running at high speed, please stick your head and hands out of the window as much as possible so as to solve it once and for all.

This is a civilized train. You can throw your urine, fruit and peel in the carriage and aisle at will.

His phlegm can be spit in your face, and your phlegm can be spit in his mouth, which can be fully absorbed by living in protein.

This train also provides convenience for a third party to intervene, to bridge the gap between extramarital affairs, to handle divorce procedures quickly for you, and to completely break your family.

As a scrapped train, this train has been running safely for another 30 years. Since there is no brake, you must collide with other objects to stop. If you find your head on your feet, you will reach the destination, heaven. ...