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Please tell me a short story about sports star Liu Xiang, please keep it short, about 100 words. Thank you.

"Liu Laixiang" is still a landlubber. Every Thursday is the rest day for the Shanghai track and field team, and Liu Xiang will never miss this rare leisure time. As long as there are no activities planned that day, Liu Xiang will definitely have a good night's sleep and take his teammates to the activity room in the base to play for a long time in the afternoon. There are many games in the activity room, such as table tennis and billiards. Liu Xiang's favorite game is of course billiards because he has good skills. If playing alone, Liu Xiang's strength is definitely superior to that group of junior sisters, so Meng Yuan, Wang Li and Feng Yun formed a team, sending two people to fight one Liu Xiang at a time. Now Liu Xiang refused to obey and started to cheat. Seeing that the "combination" of Meng Yuan and Wang Li was trying to catch up with him, he ran to Meng Yuan and told jokes to "harass" her, which made Meng Yuan bend over with laughter. , I couldn't hold the club, "pop", the club slipped. "It doesn't count, it doesn't count. You influenced me and hit me again." Little girls are born with the right to cheat, but Liu Xiang doesn't care about that. "It's not fair for you two to hit me alone. The ball has moved anyway, so you can't." Hit it again." Liu Xiang picked up the cue and "swept" the remaining balls, "Win, haha..." "You're cheating!" "I'm cheating, what's the matter, my name is Liu Laixiang" "The tone is pretty good." Be confident and confident." In addition, despite Liu Xiang's height of 1.89 meters, his sense of rhythm and coordination on the training field are superior to others. In fact, he is a "landlubber". Once, Liu Xiang and his teammates went to Sanya to play and encountered a "drowning incident." That day, Liu Xiang and Wang Zhouzhou of the Shanghai High Jump Team were riding a jet ski together. Neither of them knew how to swim. Liu Xiang drove in front wearing a life jacket, while Wang Zhouzhou sat behind and hugged Liu Xiang's waist because he didn't even have a life jacket. Although he couldn't swim, Liu Xiang was not afraid, and he even had some excitement. After a sharp turn, the motorboat crashed into the sea. "It was already more than 150 meters away." Fortunately, he had a life jacket, and Liu Xiang was floating in the sea, while Wang Zhouzhou could just It was so terrible that he was so frightened that he grabbed Liu Xiang like a life-saving straw and shouted for help, "At that time, he was like a cockroach, dancing around, haha..."