Mr yy said that Germany hanged Brazil in the World Cup joke.

1. In the bar, the eyes of Brazilian fans are red. German fans saw this scene and patted each other on the shoulder to comfort them: "Dude, don't cry. Winning or losing is common. Let's have a drink. " The Brazilian fans were very moved, said thank you and drank the beer in the cup. German fans suddenly laughed, and then drank seven cups in one breath. @ jingjingjing \x0d\2. Visually, even the highlights of the goal can't be released at halftime. @ Dong Qiudi \x0d\3. Germany conceded a goal in the handicap, and I didn't understand how to concede until the last minute. \x0d\4。 Friends who get up the next day and see the score will definitely think that Brazil and Germany entered the penalty shootout and Neuer saved all the balls ... @ Wen Xiaolan is cheap and cheap \x0d\5. Besides Brazilians can cry, what I want to cry most now is the big sponsor Nike. The only champion sponsor team left in the semi-final was abruptly turned into a fish, and the team sponsored by Nike this time was not crazy. You're wrong, it's seven balls! \x0d\6。 After the German-Pakistani war this morning, the World Cup semi-final at 7: 1 not only sent Basila to hell, but also directly dragged it to the 18th floor of hell. \x0d\7。 The World Cup is too dangerous. All five champions have been abused like this. Now, it is really wise to admire the wisdom of the national football team and take the initiative not to participate! \x0d\8。 After the game, German fans heard the broadcast of the conference: German fans who are watching the game, please don't leave the stadium for the time being, because Germany ruthlessly cut Brazil. If German fans don't want to be hacked by Brazilian fans, please stay in the stadium for the time being, or wear Brazilian jerseys, pretend to be sad and happy, and walk out of the stadium in a low profile. \ x0d \ x0d \ 9。 If there is a riot in Brazil, Germany will create another world war! \x0d\ 10, "There are two replacement bits? Who will go in? Neymar was injured and lying in the hospital. " Jesus and Zach Norris "\x0d\ 1 1, England really can't win anything, even the traditional title of the most humiliating team was taken away by Brazil. -Zombie 023 \ x0d \ 12, "God" sent to Weibo again: Stop praying to me, Brazil. I can't save you now. \x0d\ 13, the national football team can finally live with its head held high! \x0d\ 14 The last time Germany cried the home team in someone else's house was in Poland in 1939. -Horus9527\x0d\ 15, Loew sat quietly on the bench. Xu just scored another goal. Loew was indifferent and had no happy expression. He is dragging his cheeks with his right hand, not looking for precious ingredients, but thinking about how to get home safely! \x0d\ 16。 A football dog didn't watch the morning game. He got up in the morning and asked his roommate who didn't usually watch the World Cup to buy lottery tickets: "What's the score between Brazil and Germany?" The roommate replied angrily, "Other scores. "\x0d\ 17, we haven't been scored by Germany for more than 10 minutes, and the situation is improving. , \x0d\ 18, Zhu's explanation became more and more relaxed and handy, and finally he saw the scenes and scores he was familiar with! @ lynx \x0d\ 19, China fans have never seen this scene in 2002. . . . . . \x0d\20。 Holland: "You play the finals!" " Argentina: "No! You go! " \x0d\2 1。 When I heard that Brazil was defeated, I went to Taiwan Province angrily. Thinking about the shame of the national football team, I am happy to hide in Lushan. Therefore, Brazil does not cry. Today, we are all China team. We are not only the BRIC countries with close economic alliance, but also the gap in football will become smaller and smaller. Without Neymar and my sister-in-law, we are all four countries with fish sauce. \x0d\22。 Germany fell into a goal drought of 15 minutes. . . @ La Masia film and television academy \x0d\23. Zhu: Still familiar tactics, still familiar scores. Come on, China! \x0d\24。 Uruguay: "It is the same to lose early and lose late. "England:" Yes, you don't have to take part in the competition and lose. "Italy:" At least you don't have to subtract five. " Spain: "Only in the first half. "@ Eyes on ass \x0d\25. The Germans are particularly confident that the German team will win. German media listed seven reasons why Germany must enter the finals: ① Germany entered the semi-finals of the World Cup four times in a row, and no one can match it; Germany is a team! (3) Germany is the most United team; ④ German coaches are the most resourceful; ⑤ German head coach has the highest continuity; ⑥? Germany has the lowest odds of winning the championship; Germany is full of confidence in winning the championship! (Sure enough, they scored seven goals) \ x0d \ x0d \ 26. Brazilian female president Rousseff has long been prepared to lose the election, but for the national humiliation fiasco, it is estimated that Rousseff now wants to call Merkel: "Why do women bother women?" My life has been so miserable. You have to go to the dressing room to cheer for the German team. Enough! " \x0d\\x0d\27。 The coach of the German team began to change people: "You, you, you haven't scored in this World Cup, have you?" Come on, I'll change two for you. " \x0d\\x0d\28。 It's too dark to post such a picture on Twitter pretending to be BBC ... @ jingjingjingjing \ x0d \ 29. Brazil doesn't cry. We are all Germans tonight! \x0d\\x0d\30, a serious BBC, specially marked "seven" \ x0d \ \ x0d \ 3 1, you jump and I jump ... \ x0d \ \ x0d \ \x0d\33. I never stay up late to watch the World Cup. As soon as I opened my eyes and saw the score, I knew that Germany and Brazil decided on penalties! The only thing that surprises me is that Brazil's free throw technique at home is too poor! 7: 1! How many goals did you miss? -Authentic fake fans. Brazil will win six games in a row this year. Unfortunately, not six consecutive championships, but six consecutive championships. \x0d\35. Director Zhu thinks that "now is a test for Brazil, and what they are thinking about now is how not to lose the eighth place" \x0d\36. The advantage of having an intermission in the World Cup is that Germany can't score during this time. \x0d\37。 There will be no more jerseys with hooks in this World Cup final. Bian Xiao suggested that Nike, you should play basketball with peace of mind. You don't know the football world. \x0d\38. Brazil doesn't cry, at least it doesn't have to fly home! \x0d\39。 Diego costa: I don't regret it.