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Whatever you plant on your own land will grow RMB, a classic sentence from Huang Hong’s sketch
“Dig a hole, bury some soil, count one, two, three, four, five, your own soil, your own land, whatever you plant will grow into RMB.”
Line from 2002 Spring Festival Gala, Huang Hong's classic sketch "Flower Pot", with partners: Gong Hanlin and Kaili. There are many video resources on the Internet. If you are interested, you can search for them.
Let me list some sentences that I like very much in "Flower Pot":
To have a harmonious family life, gentlemen must have a small treasury.
Society is developing and science is progressing. No one can guarantee what will grow in the soil.
Life is cloned, crops are genetically modified, and cash grows in the soil.
Your own soil, your own land, whatever you plant will grow in RMB.
Did you see it? Boy, this shows that the RMB is still strong. Asia’s economy is not in recession because of its leadership!
Young man, you just got married and you don’t feel deeply about it. If you get married for a few years, you will learn to hide money from your wife.
In this life, what you eat in your stomach is called food, what you wear on your body is called clothes; what you give to your lover is flowers, and what you give to your lover is your wife!
Good people match good flowers! A good man deserves a good family!
Life must be sweeter than honey, don’t hide money with your wife!
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