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Awesome, my 502 glue composition
"The hand is a person's second face." Presumably everyone has heard of this sentence! My second face was almost disfigured by curiosity!
As soon as mom and dad went out, I was pretending to sleep a second ago. I immediately sat up: if I hadn't pretended to sleep just now, I would have been dragged to the mall now! "ouch!" The barb on my hand touched the button of my clothes, and the pain of the landslide made me scream. An idea suddenly came to my mind-put a 502 glue on the sole, and soon the shoes and soles will grow together again. Can I try to color the barb? Curiosity prevailed and the trick took root in my heart. It kicked me out of bed and went to the living room, ready to commit a crime.
I skillfully found the glue 502 and opened it. I finally squeezed out a small bubble, so I had to unscrew the "pointed mouth plug" and pour it gently. But when my finger shook, the glue all flowed out, and my hand slipped, and the glue fell into the trash can. I didn't care to pick it up, because the glue almost swallowed my whole hand!
It was slippery and cold, but it soon hardened. My hand was like a thick cocoon. But unlike cocoon, it crackles when you hold it, which is really scary. But I am lucky that my hands are not stuck together. I rushed into the toilet, turned on the water and had a "crash" DC, but the tap water flushing had no effect, and my hands were still as hard as ice. I turned off the water and looked blankly at my enlarged hands, not knowing what to do.
I had to go back to bed and toss and turn: I don't want to tell my parents, but what if I tell my parents and they laugh at me? Finally-tell my parents that this idea has the upper hand, and when my parents come back, I will be uneasy and truthfully recruit.
Childhood always because of curiosity, do some "stupid things", it's not, curiosity almost ruined my second face.
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