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Zhang Lian sells cloth lyrics. Who has it?

Sixie (singing): My slave's name is Sijiewa, and I will be twenty-eight this spring. Looks like a flower and married Zhang at the age of eighteen. Fu Nu plays with money, but there is no rice in the pot. I will scold the matchmaker behind my back. My husband and wife can do nothing about it.

Zhang Lian (singing): I went to the street early in the morning to sell flower cloth. I sold it for 600 yuan and was going home. Six six three, six six three, seven six five four three six nine. Hey, six-nine, six-nine, three-six-three-six ... Who knows that I turned a corner on the road, met my friend Lao Ba and dragged me into the treasure shed to chat? Pack cigarettes first, then light them, and then pour tea. He said that when it comes to playing together in casinos, my mouth is like a cat scratching.

Before Bao came out, his finger stuck down and the second wheel hung up, so he had to press it. First, after losing, I won three times and lost all 600 yuan, which made me very popular. Baopeng is so hungry that I can't help it. Helpless, I tied my belt again and again. My head is as straight as a knife. There is almost no food at home these days, clothes are rotten, patched and blossomed.

I swear at the thought of this poor situation. You shouldn't tie Zhang Lian too tightly. Fourth sister, I have returned to China. How can I answer if I have no money? I still use the old method. Lying is coaxed by monsters, and the feet are enlarged by wiping sweat. When I get home, I don't care about anything, just feed (the head) quickly. I don't think it's under my door, so I asked Fourth Sister Zhang Lian to go home.

Sixie (singing): I coaxed the dolls in the house and took time to arrange flowers. Suddenly I heard someone calling Sixie, and when I opened the door, I saw that it was her big (dad) who turned home. Here is a cigarette and a cup of tea. I wonder how much we sold our cloth. I took a towel to wipe your sweat and asked Shengwa why she didn't change flowers.

Zhang Lian (singing): Go to Mo Wen first, and bring me the meal quickly, so that you won't be upset when we are doing something.

Fourth Sister (singing): As long as there is no numbness, my heart will be put down. If there are no flowers, please give me money. I will use it to support our family.

Zhang Lian (singing): What are you doing?

Fourth Sister (singing): I want to get the money.

Zhang Lian (singing): Don't be afraid to give it to you after dinner.

Fourth Sister (singing): Don't stay in my house until you give me something to eat.

Zhang Lian (singing): At first, I called my mother. Hey, I lent money to Wang Laoba.

Fourth Sister (singing): Our rice is running out, and we have to weave and buy cotton. You must be playing with money outside. I asked you if you lost to Wang Laoba.

Zhang Lian (singing): Lao Ba is in urgent need of money. If I force him to lend us money, I can't help it.

Fourth Sister (singing): What can I say? Pointing at Zhang Lianfu and swearing, you must have beaten the money (I said robber) and lost it to someone else. Your wife cooks for you, carries water and firewood, and takes care of the doll in the morning and evening. I knitted three zhangs of cloth and told you to change flowers. After selling the cloth, I went home empty-handed. I didn't change my old habit of playing with money and lost all my possessions.

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Zhang Lian, a farmer with a well-off family, got into the bad habit of gambling. He gambled and lost repeatedly, so that he bought all the land and property in his family and lived on his wife, four sisters and textiles. One day, his wife ordered Zhang to go to the market to sell cloth, but he couldn't resist the clever words of his gambling friend Wang Laoba, and Zhang lost the money to sell cloth. When I got home, my wife asked questions, and she was glib and quibbling.

Fourth Sister has no choice but to divorce Zhang Lian from "zero employment". Persuaded by her neighbor Wang Ma, Zhang Lian realized that gambling was endless and vowed to live a serious life by farming with peace of mind. The couple got back together. It is said that folk gambling prevailed in Shaanxi during the Republic of China, and many descendants of wealthy businessmen lost their homes because of gambling. A man of insight adapted the lyrics of "Selling Cloth in Zhang Lian" according to the true story of the local people, which was widely sung to convince the villagers and played a very good role.