Topics of interest to girls

What are the humorous topics that girls are interested in? Humorous people can always bring comfort to each other when chatting. Talking to a girl with proper humor can also arouse her desire to chat and make her more active in chatting. What are the humorous topics that girls are interested in?

Here are 50 humorous topics that girls are interested in. Keep them for later use.

1. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and at most you won the top three in the beauty contest.

Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

7. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

8. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

9. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

In fact, the purpose of chatting with girls is the same for everyone. Let's have fun together. However, during the operation, it is often impossible to make an appointment no matter how to get there. I used to be like this, extremely depressed. However, I was lucky enough to read the book Jianghan Lian Bi Book, from which I realized that a girl will have a follow-up development only if she is attracted to you, otherwise everything you do will be useless, just because she is not interested in you. Then I followed the inside method to enhance my attraction. Sure enough, I found that everything became easier in the process of picking up girls. This is the charm of attraction. Single brothers can go and see. Jiang Han must love art, and there is an electronic version online. Only by enhancing your own value and making yourself attractive is king.

10. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

1 1. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

12. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

13. Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies? My hands are sore after reading it several times.

14. You are my warm gloves, cold beer, sunny shirt, and my dream day after day.

15. I want to go to see the spring, summer, autumn and winter with you, stop on the mossy stone steps and the path that has just rained, and see if there is anything in the world, so I will keep a cat. The cat is yours and I am yours.

16. Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, so there is the Milky Way.

17. My arms are only open to you, and you are only allowed to dock in this life.

18. In this world, I love three things: the sun, the moon and you. The sun is the day, the moon is the night, and you are my forever.

19. I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn and snow in winter. I like you every day.

20. The meeting is too short to wait until the tea is cold. If you stop, I will accompany you through the wind and frost.

2 1.M: I want to go somewhere.

Woman: Where do you want to go?

Man: I want to go to your heart. May I allow it?

22.M: I am ill.

Woman: wasn't it fine just now? Why are you sick?

Man: I lost my resistance at the sight of you.

23. Is anything burnt?

Woman: No, I don't smell burning.

My heart burns for you.

24. What color do you like?

W: Lots of ... blue, green and pink. What about you?

Man: Your beauty.

25. Every time I see you recently, M: I almost fainted.

W: Why?

Because I'm fascinated by you.

26.M: I forgot to bring my brain today.

Woman: Because all I can think about is you.

Man: It's too heavy to carry.

27. I didn't accompany you for the first half of my life, so let me accompany you for the second half.

28. I have no other thoughts, just want to be so silly and always like you.

29. My world can't live without you. I don't care what will happen in the future.

30. I don't like this world, but I like you, and the world with you is what I like.

3 1. I have nothing to do but listen to your voice.

Hand in hand with me, even if you walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost in the dark.

33. Actually, I am a playboy. I like you who is different every day.

34. You are my present and will be my future.

35. Do you know the difference between you and a bear?

W: I don't know.

Man: The bear lives in a cave, and you live in my heart.

36. M: Hello! Give me your hand.

W: Why?

M: I want to touch my future girlfriend's hand.

37. Either you die or I die today.

You are so cute.

I love you very much.

38. People are always greedy

At first, I just wanted to talk to you.

Finally, I want to keep you for myself.

39. the so-called like

It's that people are worried that you will get fat.

I'm afraid you're not full.

40. The trees are there, the mountains are there, the land is there, the years are there and I am here. How can you create a better world?

4 1. I want to kiss you now. Under normal circumstances, loving me will make my heart beat faster, my limbs weak, my whole body hot and my head dizzy. If you don't love me, you will think I am obscene.

42. May you dream of endless wine and wake up drunk.

You should take good care of your black hair, picky belly and smiling eyes.

No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't compare with your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.

45. Can you do me a favor?

Woman: What?

Man: I bought a handful of roses. Please keep it for a few days.

46. I don't swear. If you insist on cursing me, I can only say "I love you".

47. When I have you, you are my world. Without you, my world is you.

48. You are still young, and I really can't bear to let you stay with me.

49. If you like, I will always like you. If you don't, I will have a crush on you. what do you think?

How about taking our revolutionary friendship further?

5 1. Life without you seems meaningless. A pack of cigarettes and a glass of wine, like a walking corpse, continue to live.

52. After meeting you, I found that I can pay so willingly.

53. Whether you care about me or not, I still care about you.

We will spend the afterlife together. If you don't come to me, I'll never get old.

55. You are afraid, so am I. I have never mentioned me. Honestly, I'm afraid of all of you.