Handwritten newspapers about good sentences, stories, two-part allegorical sayings, jokes and brain teasers.

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How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds and bug-everyone has it. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Low salt shop chat-nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

● Blow the horn through the window-it has a good reputation. (singing outside).

●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

* Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods.

Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (Good wine)

●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

●. The blind take the blind-busy. (blind and blind).

Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red.

●. What should come is coming-get to the bottom of it. (Tattoo to the end)