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What are the interesting stories in The Journey to the West?

1, Tongtian River in distress

Tang Priest and his disciples came to Chenjiazhuang by the Tongtian River and learned that there was a monster, the king of sensibility. Sacrifice once a year to eat virgins. Wukong and Bajie became children to save the suffering of the people in Chenjiazhuang and defeated the monster. ?

The monster took advantage of the plan provided by the fish girl, making the summer snow all over the sky and freezing the Tianhe River. Tang Priest, eager to learn the scriptures, crossed the river on the ice and sank to the bottom.

The monster was overjoyed by the Tang Priest. I want to marry a fish girl and use Tang priest as a wedding banquet. Wukong and Bajie rescued the master several times, but failed to defeat the monster, so they had to turn to Guanyin in Nanhai for help. Finally, Guanyin came down to earth, subdued him with a fish basket and took him away. ?

2. Master and apprentice have two hearts.

On the way to the west, Wukong killed the robber, and the Tang priest angered him for hurting creatures, blaming Wukong, and Wukong was unhappy. Four Taoist priests of the Tang Dynasty spent the night in a robber's house. In the evening, Wukong saw that the robber had killed his wife, wanted to get rid of it, and was afraid of Tang Priest, so he forbeared.

The next day, the robbers chased the Tang Priest and others. Wukong couldn't bear it any longer and killed all the thieves. The Tang Priest was furious and drove Wukong away. Liu Er's macaque took the opportunity to become Wukong, wounded the Tang Priest and snatched the luggage.

When Friar Sand searched Guo Hua, he found that the fake the Monkey King had made four fake apprentices, claiming that he would go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures by himself. Friar Sand was furious and killed the fake Friar Sand, but was defeated by the fake Wukong. Friar Sand had no choice but to sue Wukong at Guanyin in Luojiashan, but Wukong complained in front of Guanyin Lotus. The two dispelled doubts and went to Huaguoshan to compete with the fake monkey king. The two monkeys couldn't tell the truth from the truth, so they went to Guanyin for help.

It's hard to tell the real monkey king from the real one. The two men went to heaven, went down to earth, and went to the gods to tell the truth from the false, but found nothing. It was not until the arrival of the Western Heaven that the truth came out. Wukong killed the fake monkey king, and Liu Er's macaque became extinct. Guanyin led Wukong to the Tang Priest, so that the master and the apprentice could be reconciled, without having second thoughts.

3. Reject the daughter Wang

Tang Priest and Bajie drank the river from their mother by mistake on their way to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, and there was fetal air in their bellies. Wukong drank the aborted spring water and cured his younger brother's strange disease. Xiliang's daughter, the King, admires the beauty of Tang Priest and is willing to entrust the country to marry this royal brother.

Daughter, king, gentle and affectionate, pay tribute again and again. Although the Tang Priest is a holy monk, he is not a man of wood and stone, and it is inevitable that there will be a slight wave in his heart. However, in order to learn from the great cause, he resolutely cut off the faint affection and declined the kindness of his daughter, the king.