Locust disaster joke

Lyu3 bu4 became a joke, not only because he was branded as "adoptive father killer".

In fact, Dong Zhuo is the only adoptive father recognized by Lu Bu in history. Although Ding Yuan didn't become an adoptive father in name, he was a Bole of Lu Bu, and regarded Lu Bu as his main book, and valued him very much. Lu Bu's first office was given by Ding Yuan.

After the death of Emperor Ling, Ding Yuan went into Luoyang and killed eunuchs with the general's blade, which was an official worship.

When blades and Dong Zhuo were in Luoyang, Ding Yuanzheng was holding a gun in his hand, and he didn't panic. However, he didn't expect that this property was targeted by Dong Zhuo in his own hands, and it turned out that it was Lu Bu who helped Dong Zhuo murder himself.

Lyu3 bu4 presented Ding Yuan's head, was appointed as a captain on horseback, and formally worshipped Dong Zhuo as the adoptive father. With the support of Tai Shidong, Lu Bu was quickly promoted to corps commander and was appointed as the capital of Hou Ting.

Dong Zhuo really regards Lu Bu as his son, knowing that his popularity stinks and he is afraid of being calculated by others, so he keeps Lu Bu around all the time.

Maybe he didn't treat Lu Bu as an outsider. When Dong Zhuo got angry, he got angry with Lu Bu, because he threw a halberd beyond Lu Bu for a little thing. Of course not because of the story of diusim. Lyu3 bu4 did put a hat on michel platini, but it's not the story of Diusim.

Fortunately, Lyu3 bu4 didn't care, and it flashed by, but he began to hate Dong Zhuo, but Dong Zhuo was unaware of it. He thinks it's natural for Lao Tzu to hit his son.

As I said just now, Dong Zhuo asked Lu Bu to be inseparable from him and didn't even mind letting him into his inner palace. Naturally, Lu Bu, who was bursting with hormones, couldn't resist Dong Zhuo's beautiful girl hiding in the inner city and had an affair with one or several of them, which became one of the prototype stories of Lu Bu's drama The Story of Diusim.

Whenever he finished with Aunt Dong's family, Lu Bu, who entered the sage mode, was always very nervous, fearing that his fooling around with his foster mother would be exposed one day.

At this time, Wang Yun threw an olive branch, which was different from the previous romance. Stuart Wang Yun likes this young man Lyu3 bu4 very much, and thinks that he is a strong man in Bingzhou and has a good personal relationship with him. Of course, Wang Yun has his own purpose.

Lu Bu thought Wang Yun could be trusted, so he secretly told Wang Yun about Dong Zhuochao throwing a halberd at himself.

Yun wants to kill Dong Zhuo, so this is a great treasure. There is no honey trap in history, it's completely from Lyu3 bu4. Zheng Yun said:

"Your name is lu, he is not your biological father. What's more, you can't even save your own life, and you still care about the father and son? "

Lyu3 bu4 immediately returned to Dong Zhuo, and Lao Dong's head moved badly. Wang Yun was very happy. He appointed Lu Bu as General Fenwu, with the same etiquette specifications as the Third Division, and promoted him to Emperor Hou Wen to manage state affairs with him.

It's a pity that a few days later, Dong Zhuo's staff Li Jue and others attacked Chang 'an. Liangzhou military forces have several brushes, and Lu Bu can't resist them. When Li Jue invaded Chang 'an, Lu Bu had taken hundreds of Qingqi to Yuan Shu.

At this time, Lu Bu was already famous. Yuan Shu himself is not so good. He disdained Lu Bu's capriciousness and refused Lu Bu's defection, but unexpectedly. The fate with Lu Bu is not over yet.

When Lyu3 bu4 saw that Yuan Shu didn't want himself, he went north to take refuge in Yuan Shao, who accepted him and attacked Zhang Yan with him.

Lu Bu's red hare soon defeated Zhang Yan, a good soldier in Mazhuang. This certainly left a deep impression on Yuan Shao.

After the war, Lu Bu wanted to supplement the army and always robbed the people with soldiers, which made Yuan Shao, who called himself Wei, very uneasy. Lyu3 bu4 also see yuan brothers tarred with the same brush, take the initiative to leave.

Shortly after Lu Bu left, Yuan Shao was afraid that Lu Bu would harm himself in turn, so he sent troops to cover Lu Bu at night, but failed. From this point of view, it is not only Lu Bu himself who is shameless in troubled times.

Lyu3 bu4 arrived in Hanoi and joined forces with JASON ZHANG. At this time, Cao Cao's subordinate Chen Gong defected, and he took a fancy to Lu Bu at a glance. He thought he was a strongman at that time, welcomed him as Yanzhou shepherd and captured Puyang in one fell swoop. Surrounding counties have taken refuge, and Lu Bu tasted the benefits of being a master for the first time.

It's a pity that he provoked the boss Cao and fought with Lu Bu in Puyang this time, which coincided with the drought and locust disaster. The two sides have been deadlocked for more than a hundred days, and they have not received any benefits. Lyu3 bu4 eastward arrived in Yang Shan.

Lu Bu did give Boss Cao a lot of trouble. It took him more than two years to recover the place where Lu Bu had tossed. Finally, Cao Cao seized the opportunity and defeated Lu Bu in Juye. Lu Bu fled to the east again.

This time, Lu Bu took refuge in Liu Bei, who had just got Xuzhou. Obviously, this Liu Dayer is much weaker than Boss Cao.

So while Liu Bei was moving eastward to Yuan Shu, Lu Bu, with his main base, "generously" gave this mine to Liu Bei Xiaopei, claiming to be the secretariat of Xuzhou, and completed the anti-customer.

Yuan Shu sent Ji Ling to attack Liu Bei, and Lu Bu, considering that his lips were dead and his teeth were cold, led the Qingqi to mediate between the two armies. As a result, the famous Yuanmen shot halberd, and Ji Ling retreated.

Yuan Shu wanted to be an emperor. In order to seek allies, he stopped pretending to be lofty and hoped that his son would marry Lu Bu's daughter.

At first, Lu Bu agreed, and Yuan Shu sent an envoy Han Yin to pick up the bride and told Yuan Shu that he was going to proclaim himself emperor.

Chen Gui thought it was not good for Yuan Shu to collude with Lu Bu, so he advised Lu Bu to say, "Yuan Shu is the emperor, and everyone thinks he is unjust. Can you marry him? "

Lu Bu immediately woke up, and our daughter had already set off under the protection of Han Yin. Lu Bu came back coldly, tied up Han Yin, who was still preparing her wedding speech a second ago, sent it to Xu Du and cut it down.

Yuan Shu was very angry and sent Zhang Xun to attack Lu Bu. Also united with Han Xian and Yang Feng, ready to tear up Lu Bu.

Lu Bu was impatient at once and said to Chen Gui, "I listened to you and offended Yuan Shu. What do you think you can do now? "

Chen Gui said unhurriedly: "These people are not United, that's all ..."

Then Lu Bu took Chen Gui's advice and sent someone to lobby Han Xian and Yang Feng, saying that if we attack Yuan Shujun together, all the seized materials will be yours.

These two goods actually thought that what Lu Bu said was reasonable, so they defected together and beat Yuan Shujun's Zhang Xun out of the water.

From this point of view, first, Lu Bu listened to the counselor for a while; Second, who are these allies made by Yuan Shu? Birds of a feather flock together.

In the third year of Jian 'an, Lu Bu defected to Cao Cao and took refuge in Yuan Shu. Yes, you are not mistaken. The dog who was beaten in those years was almost out of his mind, and he said that he would vote. However, with such a vote, Fengxian himself was killed.

Lyu3 bu4, who took refuge in Yuan Shu, laid hands on him first, and Liu Bei, the mine keeper. Liu Bei turned to Cao Cao for help. Boss Cao sent it first, and then personally surrounded Lyu3 bu4 in Xiapi.

Lu Bu was dumbfounded and asked Yuan Shu for help, but there was no response. Shen didn't work so hard. He dug trenches and bided his time. He surrounded Pi for three months. Lyu3 bu4, who was already suspicious of each other, quickly counted his own career.

Hou Cheng, Song Xian, tied Chen Gong and surrendered by opening the city gate. Jun poured into Xiapi City.

Lu Bu and his confidants fled to the White Gate Tower. As the encirclement narrowed, Lu Bu surrendered. Unlike romance, Lyu3 bu4 was not tied to a post by his subordinates, but surrendered.

Lyu3 bu4 so simply, probably thought that this time will be the same as before, is nothing more than to take refuge in cao baicao again. He also played a joke on Cao Cao, saying that he tied it too tightly. Cao Cao replied, "You have to tie the tiger tighter", and his heart began to hesitate. Since it is a tiger, is it possible to use it for yourself?

Lu Bu also said, "Cao Gong, you will lead the infantry and I will lead the cavalry. Are you afraid that the world can't take it? "

Cao Cao watched will fall into the illusion of "seme's gaze", Liu Bei beside not salty not light to 1:

"Don't tso know what happened to Ding Jianyang and Dong Taishi?"

Cao Cao suddenly felt a chill in his neck, and then he followed Lu Bu. He was strangled and his head was sent to Xudu, ending his absurd life.

In fact, from the moment Lyu3 bu4 cut off Ding Yuan's head, it was doomed to his tragic fate. You could have been Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Xia Houdun for your bravery, but no one can rest assured that you can use him again for murdering your master. Being your own master, you don't control your own brain and means, so that the Ministry will suspect each other, the soldiers' discipline is lax, and most importantly, his capricious temper makes anyone who cooperates with him unable to really rest assured.

Since no one is at ease, it can only be killed.