English short story, short story, I'm only in grade two.

Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town and decided to take him back to the police station in the city. On the way, they came to a shop selling bread. "We have no food, and we will be hungry later. Let me go to the store and buy us some bread. Wait for me here. " The thief said.

The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time, but the thief didn't come out of the shop. The policeman began to worry and ran into the shop. He didn't see the thief, but he saw the back door of the shop.

He was very unhappy that the police had to go back to the police station alone.

Fortunately, the police caught the thief in the same place the next day. When they walked through the same street and the same store, the policeman said, "Wait here, the last time you ran away from the store. This time, I will go to the store to buy bread. You must wait for me here. "

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Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town. He decided to escort the thief to the city police station. On the way, they passed a bakery. "We didn't bring food. We'll be hungry later. Let me buy us some bread. You wait for me here. " The thief said.

The police agreed and waited in the street for a long time, but the thief never came out of the shop. The police are beginning to worry. He ran into the shop and saw nothing but an open back door.

The police had to return to the police station alone during the Great Depression.

Fortunately, the next day, he caught the thief in the same place again. When they pass the same street and shop, "wait for me here," said the policeman. "Last time, you slipped away from this store. This time, I want to buy bread. You must wait for me here! "

A man went to church and started talking to God. He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a dollar", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a dollar?" God said "at once"

A man walked into the church and spoke to God. He asked, "God, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A dollar." The man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second." Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a dollar?" God replied, "Right away."

Too fast or too slow

A man was driving at a speed of-0/30 miles per hour when a policeman overtook him.

"Officer, am I driving too fast?" The man asked.

"No," replied the policeman, "you fly too slowly."

Too fast or too slow

When a man was driving at a speed of 130 km/h, a policeman overtook him.

"Am I driving too fast, man?" The man asked.

"No," replied the policeman. "You fly slowly."