Joke: high score reward

Xiaoqi doesn't like his parents' new sister.

"Then why don't you change her into a younger brother?" His classmate asked.

"It's too late. When I found out that she was a girl, several days had passed. You know, the store stipulates that anything that has been used for three days will not be returned. "

Don't go to the toilet on April Fool's Day.

Never go to the toilet on April Fool's Day, really! Again, this is not a drill. Don't go to the toilet!

The old gun went straight to the toilet. I looked for toilet paper when I was finished. I was shocked. There was no paper in the empty scroll.

It suddenly dawned on me that today is April Fool's Day, and the old gun growled, don't look for a troublemaker here! When I scratched my head, I found my mobile phone in my pocket, and I cried with joy. This is simply the last straw. So my colleague on the phone 1 said, "I'm in the toilet and there's no paper. Come and save me! "

Colleague replied: "Today's April Fool's Day, someone scolded me just now. Why would anyone call for toilet paper emergency? Not credible! " Hang up the phone when you're done and give it a good scolding.

Phone No.2 colleague, "I'm in the toilet, and there's no paper. Come and help! "

Colleague replied: "Today's April Fool's Day, I refused to go out to work, sorry!" It's over. I hung up. It hurts.

greedy

Once upon a time, there was a man with a greedy mouth. When others make scones, he always stands by and drools.

Everyone calls him "gluttonous". Whenever the sesame seed cake is burnt, the mouth is always

Say, "I eat burnt!" " "

One day, Chanzui fell asleep on the table, and his hair touched the candle on the table and was burned.

I have to smoke; Others exclaimed after seeing it: "Not good! It's burnt Burned! " At this time, 1 of "Chan"

I heard that I was scalded, and I cried out in a hurry before I opened my eyes: "Never mind!

It doesn't matter! I want to eat burnt! "

4. Psychological clinic

A man rushed to the psychological clinic: "doctor, I am so bitter!" " Please help me! "

"Don't panic. If there is any pain, tell me slowly so that I can analyze the treatment plan for you."

"I dream about The Story Of Diu Sim, Yang Guifei, Li Shishi and Dong Xiaowan every night recently. I am surrounded by naked women! "

"wow! In what era, there are so many beautiful dreams, you are really blessed! "

"A lot is not shallow! Do you know that I am a woman in my dream! "

She is not my wife.

Since the husband went to see a psychiatrist, the life of husband and wife has become very interesting and extremely happy. The wife just wondered that every time before making love, the husband would go out of the bedroom and stay in the bathroom for more than ten minutes.

Out of curiosity, the wife finally decided to see what her husband was doing.

She crept to the bathroom door and saw her husband standing in the bathroom, muttering to himself in the mirror: She is not my wife, she is not my wife. ...

6. You killed me

A branch office of a post office is connected with the general administration through MODEM, but the line quality is not good.

Often disconnected when in use, so the branch called the maintenance staff and said, "My machine is dead.

"Defender said," your progress is hanging on it. Wait a minute, let me help you.

The process is terminated ... "

After a long time, the sub-bureau called and said, "I hung up again, you killed me!" " "

7. riddles told by girls to boys

Place of occurrence:

A junior high school classmate got together and was sitting and chatting after dinner in the box. A lesbian said that she would make some jokes for boys to guess. The boy didn't think much, so she began to say:

500 women backstroke-playing a place name

A group of big boys thought for a long time and didn't understand, so she said:

"stupid! ! It's Qiandao Lake! ! ! "

In a short time, she thought of another:

"When a man went to the toilet, he met a singer, so this time he had to guess correctly."

They continue to ponder, a woman suddenly loudly say:

"It's TaoJiJi! ! ! "

8.QQ classic jokes

Hello, this is the QQ song ordering system. A friend of yours ordered a song for you, Special Love for Special You. Because the system is busy, please hum yourself!

9. The lead is so short

A man took off his clothes and showed his girlfriend his biceps, saying it was equivalent to 50 kilograms of explosives. He also took off his pants and pointed to his thigh and said, "This is equivalent to 100 kg of explosives. Then he took off his underwear, and his girlfriend rushed to the door and exclaimed, "Oh, my God! The lead is so short. "

.. possessed.

Have you been playing www for too long?

When you find that you have the following conditions, it means that you have been on the WWW for too long.

When someone asks you where the post office is, you will say. ...

www.ttttx.com

www.haaa.com.cn

You can have as much as you want.

Until I see you don't want to see it