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How should Xiao Ming write a composition?

1. How to write Xiao Ming's composition about washing dishes on Sundays? After I had dinner, my mother saw that I was fine and told me to wash the dishes. I think: washing dishes is easy. So I went into the kitchen happily. I first took a pot of tap water, put the bowls in one by one and washed them. Unexpectedly, after washing several times, the bowl was still as sticky as before. I tried to test the water again and said, "my little fool, don't waste your energy." Cold water can't wash away greasy food, so we have to wash it with hot water. " After listening to my mother's words, I was very angry and thought, "I can't wash it clean. I can't wash it before eating next time." My mother seemed to read my mind and said, "Do everything well.

So, I immediately poured out the cold water and got a pot of hot water to wash the dishes. At first, I just took a rag and turned it around the bowl twice, thinking that I had washed the bowl. My mother came over and touched the bowl again and said, "well, there is progress!" However, there is still oil! " After listening to my mother's words, I was very happy and thought I had learned to wash dishes. At this time, my mother said, "When washing dishes, you should hold a rag in your right hand and wrap your left hand around the bowl, so that the washed bowl will be cleaner." I cleaned the second bowl and the third bowl in my mother's way. These two bowls are really clean, just like the new ones.

Five minutes passed, 10 minutes passed, 15 minutes passed. I washed all the dishes. I'm glad to see the bowl I washed, bright and white! At this time, my mother came over and looked at the dishes I washed and praised me. I am really happier than eating honey. I didn't expect washing dishes to be so learned and fun!

Xiaohong and Xiaoming are on their way to school to write their compositions.

They talked and laughed about the interesting things that happened at school. They were very happy. Suddenly, Xiaohong smelled a bad smell and felt sick. He said, "Xiao Ming, do you smell a bad smell?" Xiao Ming said, "I smell it, too.

It stinks! Where does the smell come from? "Walking, they saw a pile of smelly garbage in front. Xiao Hong said to Xiao Ming, clutching his nose, "Who is so heartless? This is the destruction of the city! Let's clean up this pile of rubbish! "First of all, Xiaohong borrowed two pairs of gloves, brooms and dustpans from aunt roadside cleaners and began to work. Some passers-by looked at them in surprise, surprised; Someone glanced at them disdainfully and threw another garbage; And most people give them a thumbs-up and nod their heads in agreement.

Together, they shed sweat and composed beautiful labor movements. Xiaoming came up with a good idea and said to Xiaohong, "We can't just care about the environment. Let everyone learn to care about our earth.

Psoriasis in these cities should be cleaned up and can no longer appear in everyone's sight. "Xiaohong nodded and said," Why don't we make a slogan after picking up the garbage! " Xiao Ming said, "Yes, you are right. "

3. How to write Xiao Ming's composition about drinking water?

Xiaoming is doing his homework this afternoon. Feeling a little thirsty, he went out of the small room to drink water.

I found my grandparents not in the living room. I looked in the kitchen and they weren't there either. Just as I was about to go to the balcony, my grandmother came over. My grandmother has always been very strict with me, and I am most afraid of deserting my homework. In order to make grandma think that I am concentrating on my homework and keep my "glorious image" in grandma's mind, I quickly hid under the desk not far from me.

Fortunately, my grandmother didn't notice. Just want to go out and stop, thinking: grandma will come back soon. If I go out now, my grandmother will surely find out. Sure enough, just when I took back a leg, my grandmother came over, and I secretly felt glad for my decision just now. After waiting for a long time, my grandparents still didn't come out. I couldn't wait any longer, so I walked gently and carefully to the coffee table. Suddenly, there was a burst of footsteps in my ear. I hid in the bathroom at lightning speed. I peeked out of the bathroom and saw grandpa coming.

After grandpa left, I crept out of the bathroom. Suddenly, grandma's stern voice came from behind: "Why don't you do your homework?" ? ! "Well, as the old saying goes, a cunning fox is no match for a good hunter! I had to come out quietly!

Today's "adventure" is really * *!

How to write the same composition as Xiaoming in our class? He is really the king of jokes in our class. He not only laughs, but also laughs with us every day, and we don't care even if we laugh our heads off.

I remember once, the monitor was in charge of a classmate, but he was pointed at by that classmate. In a rage, the monitor shed tears. I was so anxious that I immediately came forward to comfort her, but in vain. Just when I was anxious, he appeared. I saw him pretending to be surprised, covering his mouth with his hand and his eyes wide open. He said, "Oh, monitor, I didn't expect you to be so powerful and so beautiful after leaving Jin Doudou!" The monitor glared at him naturally, but he stopped crying. He cleared his throat and began to "speak loudly": "Monitor, you are the person I admire most. How good you are, how good your grades are, and you can manage the class well. It really makes the old lady feel ashamed! " As he spoke, he made a gesture of clenched fist. The monitor looked like a Gherardini when he saw him. It seems that he hasn't calmed down. So, he said solemnly, "monitor, any classmate will understand you one day." But you can't cry! You did the right thing, but if you cry, people will think you are crying because of your own fault! This is' voluntary surrender' and' shameful'. Such people will be looked down upon, so you must cheer up and move towards the light. "Say that finish, I made a sincere gesture, and I couldn't help laughing. Then I looked at the monitor and smiled through tears: "OK, I won't cry." Then he started his own "construction"-doing his homework. As for me, I returned to my seat with satisfaction. Look at him again, with a sly smile on his face, as if to say, "Hee hee, you are finally conquered by me! " "

Through this, I can't help but admire him. I think: a person can't be admired just because he has a sense of humor. It is more important to help others with a sense of humor and eliminate their troubles. Just like him, he will be admired.

I admire the "funny king" in our class-him.

5. How does Xiao Ming write his composition with football TV? On Friday, it was sunny and sunny, and the sunshine showed beautiful smiling faces. Happy primary school holds a football match. Xiaoming and Lele are in a group.

The game has started. Xiaoming passes the ball to Lele, who kicks it around. When he approached the goal, he gave a good kick, but the goalkeeper of the blue team jumped up and the ball flew back. Lele walked sadly to Xiaoming, who patted Lele on the shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, Lele, as long as you build up confidence this time, you will definitely win."

Lele is no longer sad. He raised his head to prepare for the game. The game began in the second half. Xiao Ming once again passed the ball to Lele. Lele was very careful this time. She saw the ball spinning under her feet and running around like an obedient child.

He approached the opponent's goal and kicked it fiercely when he was near the goal. Before the goalkeeper ran over, the ball had already entered the goal. Xiao Ming and Lele cheered, won, we won! Lele came running and said, "We won".

Xiao Ming said, "You see, as long as we unite, we will surely win. Joyful laughter spread throughout the campus.

Correcting mistakes is a good boy. One hot noon, Xiaoming and Lele meet to play football in the community.

At first, you kicked two people and I kicked them. But Xiao Ming thought it was boring to play like this, so Xiao Ming told Lele what he thought, and Lele thought it was right, so they played a "football match".

At first, Xiaoming scored three goals in a row, but Lele was not to be outdone. He only stepped back a few steps, and then shouted three times. He kicked the football to the goal and it flew out like a bullet. However, because Lele tried too hard, the ball didn't pay attention and rushed to the glass of Grandma Wang's house. 1 of "touch", the glass broke, Lele was dumbfounded and immediately held it. Xiao Ming whispered to Lele, "I don't think this is right." Tell grandma Wang the truth! " "Lele agreed. They ran to grandma Wang's house and told the whole story. Grandma Wang said, "A good boy who corrects his mistakes. "

Xiao Ming and Lele blushed at once. As the sun sets, they look even more lovely in the sun! Honesty is priceless. Xiaoming and Lele are on duty on Thursday, but they are not on duty in the classroom during recess.

Xiaoming and Lele ran to the center of the playground with their football as usual. When we arrived, Lele was about to serve. The monitor ran over and shouted, "Go on duty, you two are students on duty, go on duty!" " Lele and Xiaoming immediately ran back to the classroom and began to work. This section is a big break, which takes a long time.

"alas! Finally finished, "Lele said to himself. "Let's play football in the classroom!" Xiao Ming said.

Lele said, "Good." Xiaoming kicked the football out with one foot. As a result, there was a loud bang, and the ball kicked on the glass door of the classroom, which was broken.

Then the bell rang, and the teacher came in and said, "Who did this?" "Not me," said Lele. Xiao Ming lowered his head and whispered, "Sorry, teacher, it's me."

The teacher touched his head, not only didn't get angry, but also smiled and said, "Be careful next time. If you change, you are still a good boy. " Everyone should know that honesty is priceless. We should learn from Xiaoming.

Story of Playing Football 4 On a sunny Sunday afternoon, Xiao Ming invited his good friend Lele to play football on the green lawn after finishing his homework at home. When they were having fun, an old man was walking there. Lele accidentally kicked the ball to the old man, and fell to the ground at that time, sighing and saying, "Who is so careless?" Lele picked up the ball and said angrily to grandpa, "why did you hit my ball?" You don't have eyes? " Xiao Ming was very unhappy when he saw it. He ran to Lele and said calmly, "Lele, how can you treat grandpa like this?" After all, he is also our elder! ""it's a dog with a mouse-mind your own business.

If I knew, I wouldn't ask you out. "Say that finish, Lele picked up the ball and turned to play again.

Xiao Ming thought: Why is Lele so rude? You should talk to him. Xiao Ming turned to find Lele and said categorically, "Lele, you are a young pioneer, so you should respect your elders." Without elders, there would be no happy life for us today! " "Hearing this, Lele slowly came to grandpa's side, blushed and bowed his head, and said with shame," Grandpa, don't take those words to heart, it's all caused by my ignorance and willfulness. Don't be a stranger. I should learn from Xiaoming. "

Grandpa stroked Lele's head and laughed and said, "Correct your mistakes and be a good boy." "Kick out friends 5 Today, the weather is sunny and there are no clouds in Wan Li. Xiao Ming, Lele and several other good friends are playing football in high spirits on the playground.

The playground is surrounded by houses. Just as they were in high spirits, Xiao Ming and Lele "joined hands" and kicked the ball away, which was crooked.

As a result, the ball kicked into Uncle Wang's house impartially and broke his window. Several children stood there at a loss.

It happened that Uncle Wang was not at home at that time, and several children were worried about being discovered and ran back to their homes. After returning home, Xiao Ming and Lele felt that they were responsible for accidentally breaking the glass of Uncle Wang's house while playing football.

So they met again to discuss how to be responsible. After discussion, the two decided unanimously to chip in to buy a suitable glass for Uncle Wang to install.

Besides, on Uncle Wang's side, Uncle Wang went home and saw the broken glass. He flew into a rage and was determined to find the child who caused the accident. He asked his neighbors, and everyone didn't know who broke the glass.

However, Xiao Ming and Lele patched things together, coaxed and cheated in front of their families, and finally got together the hard-won 25 yuan. After that, they couldn't wait to run to the glass shop.

As a result, Uncle Wang's glass needs 30 yuan. No matter how hard they bargain, the store won't sell them 25 yuan.

Finally, Lele.