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New story: Wu Dalang and Ximen Qing

Ximen Qing took advantage.

Wu Dalang was so angry that he vomited blood.

"This cuckold wears a wronged hat and refuses to avenge his revenge. It is in vain that he has the surname Wu."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the kitchen knife and was about to take it out.

Brother Yun, the fruit brother, was worried that something might happen and stopped him: "Da Lang, think twice. He is an official from Ximen. He is rich and powerful, both red and black. I heard he is also a member of the county CPPCC."

? "What am I afraid of? My brother is still a person after all. If he knew that my sister-in-law was causing trouble all over the city, his lungs would explode with anger, he would be beaten by a tiger, and he would be afraid of local snakes. I can no longer bear to wait for my brother to come back to seek justice for me. Regardless of whether Ximen is a member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, let's put him in the hospital first and then fight him forever." Wu Dalang tilted his neck and twisted his body, spitting everywhere, and holding tightly in his hands. Holding the kitchen knife.

? "When Wu Erlang comes back from his business trip, it will not be too late to deal with it. If we look back, my sister-in-law should also restrain herself. If she doesn't attract bees and butterflies, there is no chance of collusion and adultery. If things go wrong, don't blame one person."

Yun, the fruit brother, is outspoken and pokes fun at Wu Dalang's weakness.

? "This bitch refused to change despite repeated advice. She cried and made noises when she was angry. She said that if you put flowers on cow dung, your marriage would be a loss. You should also take the face of the Wu family into consideration."

< p> As he talked to his wife, Wu Dalang felt short of breath, spoke softly, and couldn't help but relax while holding the kitchen knife in his hand.

"That's all, let the Ximen boy live for a few days, and then we can settle the accounts with him."

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The next day, Wu Dalang did something like this, but It was spread to Ximen Qing by the neighbor Wang Po's Sanbazui.

Ximen Qing sneered, disdainful of everything, but his heart was numb and his palms were sweating.

I am not afraid of Wu Dalang, but I am afraid of Wu Erlang. This is a heart disease.

Pacing, back and forth, a plan has come into being.

He called Wang Po, biting his ears, and the two of them snickered.

The next morning, Wang Po hurriedly ran into Wu's house.

Wu Dalang, who was about to go out to sell cakes, was stunned.

"Why is Mrs. Wang so panicked?"

"No, Dalang, have you ever heard that the county government has set up a special task force to investigate your brother Wu Song's tiger attack?" ? ”

“Erlang kills tigers and eliminates harm for the people. Why is he guilty?”

“Dalang made a mistake, now the tiger is the national hero. Class-protected animals are stipulated by law, but they are subject to prison sentences. Now that the past is being settled, Erlang may be in trouble this time."

After saying this, he took out a piece of National Animal Protection Law.

Wu Dalang believed it and blushed, while Mrs. Wang snickered secretly.

"I said Da Lang, please be patient, someone can save you."

"Who?" "Ximen Qing." It's so ridiculous and generous for me to ask him, wouldn't he be angry?"

"Official Ximen has great powers and is willing to help with this matter easily. Besides, you and your wife are in the same bed and have different dreams, but you are still infatuated with me. I ran away, my brother is in jail, there is no regret in this world."

Wu Dalang's face turned pale. The memories of my childhood are still vivid in my mind. On one side, I have brothers who depend on each other for life, and on the other side, I have a wife who is a prostitute and a prostitute.

Wu Dalang couldn't help but howl loudly.

Naturally, family affection is more important than love.

"Wang Granny, please tell me, Ximen boy, if he has nothing to do with helping his brothers, I am willing to divorce and give this couple a chance."

"Is this true?"

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"Once a man has made his word, it is hard to chase him."

Mrs. Wang left happily.

A big day.

Ximen Qing hugged Pan Jinlian and smelled of alcohol.

? "This fool, honest man - San Cun Ding, so easily deceived, Wu Erlang, Wu Song - I am not afraid of you anymore."