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The complete works of humorous sentences in bickering with people
2、? It's too windy to take you out, or everyone else will blow away. It's a pity that you didn't move.
3、? My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They call me a "Jianghu person".
4、? Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.
5、? There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough, still need to prove" and the other is "lying in the trough, also can prove".
6、? If you are the one, if the female guest turns off a boy's light again, the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.
7、? The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people are bathing in cotton-padded jackets.
8、? Originally, I had an impulse to finish my summer homework in one breath, but fortunately, I had strong self-control and resisted it.
9、? Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.
10、? The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet, went in, and went out to know everything.
1 1、? There is a grave in my heart, a place to bury widows.
12、? It was common to enter key high schools a few years ago, but now it is crazy.
13、? I don't have that much good temper, just because I want to sleep with you.
14、? What happened to poverty? Should poverty be laughed at? Hold your head high and stand up, so that everyone can see that you are not only poor, but also ugly.
15、? Those boys who laugh at girls can spend Halloween without makeup, can you take off your pants for Children's Day?
16、? Now everyone calls themselves ugly, and when they explode, they become beautiful dogs; They all say that they are scum, but they abuse the exam into slag; Sighing about the poor sense of music all day, singing K becomes Mai Ba.
17、? The best way for you to remember a person is to borrow money from him and not pay it back.
18、? Because of the temperature progress, I lost my temper with my peers in the temple for a while.
19、? I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
20、? In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.
2 1、? It is said that Wang Fu has a round face, thick legs and a fleshy belly.
22、? Because I used to be so heartless, and now I'm heartless.
23、? Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the ground.
24、? One day I will walk away from you quietly, without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.
I don't mind if you call me handsome, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.
2、? Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.
3、? The only comforting thing is that people who didn't get it before are now super ugly.
4、? I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
5、? Affection is not sentimental, but imaginative.
6、? I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
7、? Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.
8、? There are two kinds of creatures in the world who can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.
9、? After I took a bowl full of money from the beggar that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.
10、? Either endure it or be cruel.
1 1、? Nowadays, people have energy when they put on shiny shoes. You can't show off your fart. When I was three years old, I wore a pair of shoes that would glow when I stepped on them, flashing and colorful.
12、? Now, the growth of mounting has almost exceeded the sales of fragrance.
13、? I haven't lost weight because of your "take care" for so many years.
14、? The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday to Friday.
15、? I heard that it is raining in your city. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If you do that, the rain will be in fucking vain.
16、? I don't know you very well, but you can take money to make friends with me.
17、? This group of farmers who don't know what skinny is can't appreciate my unprecedented beauty.
18、? When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself: nothing, you are probably dead.
19、? Thanks to the dogs around me, I learned that people are unpredictable.
20、? Teacher, don't bother to change my seat. I can talk anywhere.
2 1、? Forever young, forever act young, forever ingratitude, forever tears.
22、? Come back, I can't fool you alone!
23、? Go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood.
24、? After the sports meeting, some people won the rankings, and some people became expression packs.
The complete works of humorous sentences of bickering with others (3) 1, at a certain age, you will know that it is really difficult to be alone.
2、? Being a nail house is better than living somewhere else.
3、? Whoever controls history will control the future; Whoever controls the present will control the history.
4、? "Why is there so much homework?" "The teacher is willful, we accept it."
5、? No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
6、? A handsome guy like me will be found out if he is absent from class.
7、? Why do you think the teacher wants to invite parents, a person who has never even educated minors, and wants to educate adults?
8、? How can a simple person like me do such a calculation problem as mathematics?
9、? "What did you bring to school?" A heart ready for a holiday.
10、? The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour, so it is easy to move and everything is paste.
1 1、? Knowing who you have wronged doesn't mean you won't gloat.
12、? Forgive me for taking the money. I just want to eat all the way.
13、? "What is the greatest shame in life?" "Cheated, failed!" .
14、? "Why do you always have tears in your eyes?" "Because I'm really sleepy!" .
15、? Don't get angry when something happens, basically be a vegetarian, take more walks, and work and rest moderately.
16、? I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.
17、? Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
18、? Occasionally, this phrase emphasizes the importance of phase for laser.
19、? Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person is in the marriage registration office.
20、? Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.
2 1、? I am an actor. I turn my eyes when I see beautiful MM. ...
22、? We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.
23、? Now, I begin to miss the rainy night that tore up your letters and photos.
24、? Now, how can I take you out of the entertainment circle in the future?
Funny quotations that play tricks on people
1. Sister Lin didn't die of illness, but actually fell from the sky and died.
Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.
I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?
4. Ask you, how long has it been since you paged?
According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.
6. It's obvious that it's easy to hide, but it's hard to prevent it.
When I left the subway station this morning, the escalator broke down. I was stuck on it for more than an hour, so I was late.
I always think of you when I feed the pigs.
9. Some things don't need wrangling, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.
10. Writers despise online literature, so they all act as pornographic online writers and take the curve to save the country.
1 1. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.
12. Don't stare at me. You think you are a palette.
13. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far apart, but that students live in different rooms.
14. Admit your mistakes and never change.
15. Sleepy in spring, weak in summer, weak in autumn, and sleep in winter.
16. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.
17. It will be dark and the road will be slippery. I don't know who is more cunning than you on the way home.
18. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
19. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.
20. Life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that could not be replayed.
2 1. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
22. Have you never seen anyone run before?
How long a mouse can live depends on the cat's mood.
Extraordinary appearance is important even to wild animals.
25. Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!
Funny quotations that play tricks on people
1. Sao belongs to Sao, Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.
Everyone has a fox in his heart.
The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life.
4. "Please, I am innocent." "If you are innocent, dozens of G porn in my computer will instantly become revolutionary songs."
5. Four tragedies in life: the long drought meets the rain-non-stop; Meet an old friend in another country-borrow money; Wedding night-no elevator; Be number one.-others.
6. When Dove meets Xuan Mai. Gu Yuan and Gu are together again.
7. The cruelest reality is that the girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.
8. A wife is tasteless, a lover is too tired, and a young lady is too expensive. There is nothing wrong with reunion, and breaking up is also a pair.
9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide.
10. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...
1 1. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from the sky, the other is from the people, and the other is from the underworld.
12. The wife is tasteless, the lover is too tired, and the young lady is too expensive. There is nothing wrong with reunion, and breaking up is also a pair.
13. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!
14. Probably only the word' heard' in the rumor is true.
15. We must drive the non-mainstream out of China.
16. Were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?
17. You can lie to me, but since you said it, please try your best to round this lie down, and don't let me expose it or I will kill you.
18. Standing at the O-junction of life.
19. Don't mention the past to me. I just don't want to go back, so I completely forgot about him.
20. No matter how handsome, you can only love me.
2 1. The final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed out the paper, I decided to hide my strength.
22. Sister, can you make sentences with ABC? ""A, this is C's child B! "
23. "I played chess with my friend just now, and he ate me handsome." What do you want to express? I am so handsome.
24. I want to be the air in my next life, so that you can't live without me.
25. Man is iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat for a day, you will be hungry.
Selected works of the funniest and most humorous copywriting for persuading wine.
Selected works of the funniest and most humorous words to persuade wine (1) 1,? Men don't drink, live like dogs, and live in the world for nothing; Live like a eunuch and can't make good friends.
2、? Life is hard to get drunk. What do I want?
3、? At one end of the glass, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.
4、? People have to get drunk when they drink, or the host will be ashamed!
5、? Alas, you won't get drunk if you drink this way. Who sleeps on the side of the road?
6、? One day in the Yellow River, a wave will sip wine!
7、? Standing doesn't count.
8、? I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim!
9、? As long as you have it in your heart, everything you drink is wine.
10、? Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.
1 1、? Alcoholics, as long as they are alcoholics, are the source power to promote historical development! Good poetry is all about drunkenness, not wine
12、? Two cups a day, if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.
13、? Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.
14、? Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.
15、? Only drinks, promotion is unpredictable.
16、? After drinking all kinds of performances, every time.
17、? People can't travel in rivers and lakes without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
18、? Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!
19、? Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!
20、? If you can't get drunk, you can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.
Selected works of the most funny and humorous copybook on urging wine (2) 1,? It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.
2、? It's rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.
3、? I have loneliness and spirit. Would you like to go with me? Are you willing to get drunk and run for freedom!
4、? People can't walk around without wine.
5、? Run away as soon as you drink. It's still early for promotion.
6、? Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired. All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.
7、? Every bosom friend has several glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.
8、? It's better to doze off than not to get drunk.
9、? All anti-wine factions are tigresses!
10、? Delicious! I feel like a fish trying to spit bubbles at you.
1 1、? When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.
12、? People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
13、? Will drink a catty a barrel, consider promoting to vice president!
14、? Modern man: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!
15、? As long as brothers have feelings, what is in the cup is wine.
16、? As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
17、? I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.
18、? Feelings are too weak to drink.
19、? Like water in a bottle. Drinking it is haunted. Talking carelessly, walking with legs flashing, getting up in the middle of the night to find water, and getting up in the morning to regret it is still very beautiful.
20、? Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents.
Selected works of the most funny and humorous copybook on urging wine (III) 1,? Deep feelings, a stuffy.
2、? What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.
3、? Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less?
4、? If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.
5、? Don't drink if you win, cheat if you lose.
6、? Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.
7、? I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.
8、? Wine is a pack of medicine, you can't sleep without it!
9、? There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Try to drink as much as possible.
10、? It is a sin not to drink the wine flowing in front of your eyes.
1 1、? Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine, and he will not return until he is drunk. Come on, let's get started.
12、? Life is only a few tons of wine. Whoever drinks first will go first.
13、? If you can drink two, two, five, and two, comrades need to train!
14、? If you are in trouble, I won't chase you, if you can drink the right cup.
15、? A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.
16、? Small is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband.
17、? If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.
18、? If you don't drink, who will?
19、? You don't take the initiative, but you don't refuse, you are not responsible.
20、? I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.
Selected works of the most funny and humorous copybook on wine-urging (4) 1,? Drinking is prone to accidents, and so is not drinking.
2、? It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di.
3、? If you can't reach the food, stand up.
4、? Virgin stage, prevention, persistence. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.
5、? I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!
6、? You are not drunk, I am not drunk, who sleeps in the street?
7、? Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.
8、? I lifted my ass and drank again.
9、? If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?
10、? People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.
1 1、? It looks like water, it tastes spicy, it is haunted when drunk, and it stumbles when you walk, looking for water to drink at night, and you regret waking up early.
12、? Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.
13、? Make new friends, don't forget old friends, let's have a drink together.
14、? Wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.
15、? If you don't drink, you won't have any friends. Drinking wine will put down a bunch of friends. Life is really contradictory.
16、? People are wandering around the river, how can they not drink, can't drink, and have no future.
17、? Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.
18、? Anyway, drinking too much will not be taxed. Think of it as two brothers in a meeting.
19、? How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?
20、? Who respects the wine of the leader, the leader may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.
Complete works of humorous sentences
Selected humorous sentences
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
2. Stand higher and pee farther.
The green hills are still there, and the firewood is still there.
4, love is like playing basketball, there are attacks and defenses, and sometimes there are fake moves!
5. I said: I have a life outside of work! So, my wife told me that I could have this. So: I work overtime!
6. Older unmarried men and women seem to have missed their stops by bus. Sometimes it's because the seats on the bus are too comfortable to get off.
7. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.
8. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".
9, boss, first two pounds of true love, take it back to feed the dog!
10, the brain is the noblest organ-because the brain tells you.
1 1. The small snow-capped mountains on the road have melted, revealing yellow-green grass and soft soil.
12, it was pulled out before it could be molested.
13. Find a Go player to perform for us.
14. Unload the baggage that cannot be unloaded, and the road that cannot be retired. Endless tears chase the untraceable future.
15, nine thousand years ago, the great poet Su Shi once said ...
Humorous sentence set
1, once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.
The house we live in is full of holes. When it rains, it will kill us. It's raining outside, and it's raining outside. Sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family takes shelter in the street ...
3. Youth is like mahjong. You either clap or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women have been counted, and how many institutions have been counted, just to enjoy the moment of being knocked down.
Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.
5. A man stood by the sea and said to the sea, Ah, Mom. Then a huge wave came and knocked the man down. The man was lying on the beach, spitting sand and saying, bah, stepmother!
6. The mobile phone didn't ring for a month, so it was repaired today. As a result, the maintenance master said that the mobile phone was not broken, but no one called in for more than a month. I knelt down to the master and begged him to stop.
7. I am cute and responsible. What did I do wrong?
8. I recently discovered a magical medicine that can make people forget their troubles, that is, the smell of the enemy …
9. The so-called difference in values is that if you give a candle, some people will feel that a cake is missing, and some people will feel that they are missing a whip.
10, husband, goalkeeper, goal!
1 1, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you …
12. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
13, there is a person in the world who knows binary, but can't.
14, tell me, do you want to die or not?
15, the so-called beauties are actually slaves of cosmetics, so I don't like slaves …
Complete works of humorous sentences
1. I have been crossing the street since my mother bought me insurance.
2. Why do they always play clips of their own manuscripts after the press release? Answer: I tell you, we brag in the draft!
During the summer vacation, I will be scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.
When I was a child, my family was very poor. I can't afford a bike, so I have to take a taxi to school every day.
5. Doesn't mean that men and women are equal now, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?
6, not only talented, but also waist fat.
7. People who used "Let's talk about it after the New Year" as their mantra years ago became "Say it after the New Year".
8. I keep setting new world records every day, and the number of days I have lived in this world.
9. In order to improve the safety of the product, we decided to print on the coke bottle cap: Please open this end; Bottle bottom print: Please open the other end.
10, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.
1 1, the so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe, but you want the other person to believe it.
12. Experiment with two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, which proves that there are no bugs in the stomach when drinking whiskey.
13. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.
14, I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.
15, I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out in rainy days, so now I have ten umbrellas at home.
16, if lawyers and politicians fall into the river at the same time, would you rather have coffee or go to the movies?
17, my father hit me twice today, the first time because I saw my two-point report card, and the second time because the report card was from his childhood.
18, if Beethoven is the father of symphony, does it mean that Beethoven's father is the grandfather of symphony?
19, my eyesight is very poor, for example, see that thumbtack on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.
20. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.
2 1, a heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, you are not a person.
If Bill Gates can get one yuan every time he restarts his computer, he will be rich.
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
24, in fact, a day shift can be short, and the computer will pass as soon as it is turned on and off.
25. Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?
26. If a person still laughs freely in the face of criticism, then he may have found a scapegoat.
I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training. How dare you? If there are loose clothes, I will report them.
I think I will be a perfect person as long as I have some modest qualities.
Reporter: According to a recent poll, people pay little attention to current affairs at home and abroad. What's your opinion, congressman? Congressman: I don't care if I have opinions.
30. Since I came to this world, I have never intended to go back alive …
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