What funny glib jokes did you have when you were a child?

I don't want to hear what I recited when I was a child, but it will be especially interesting when I grow up. I'll just say a few things I remember ~

1. "The stream is flowing, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." . Come on, I'll steal two, I'll steal three, come on, I'll get caught running away. Everyone comes to work at home, and I work at the court. Everyone came home to eat steamed bread, and I got punched in the court. I came to Mijia to eat melon seeds and was shot in the court ... "I may have died after being shot, but I can't remember the rest anyway." When I was a child, I accompanied you to clap my hands while talking, endlessly. . I'm glad I can play all day.

2. "Stir-fried eggplant, stir-fried eggplant, wrapped in jiaozi and wrapped in jiaozi. Good children and good children are the best, and bad children and bad children fan their mouths."

This is also a clapping game, but it is not "you clap one and I clap one", but "you clap me and I clap you", and then "stir-fry eggplant" is a gesture followed by several cuts on the other person's arm. "Bao jiaozi" is to pinch each other's arms from bottom to top, "Good boy" is to make your great gesture to each other, and "Bad boy" is to slap each other in the face. Two people can have fun.

3. "Pepper tree, drooping branches, sitting on the tree is a big flower. Rubbing hemp thread and collecting soles, she was so happy that her mother opened her mouth and her grandmother held a chicken. "

This is an authentic Shandong jingle, which my grandmother taught me. It's fun to be a thief with Shandong flavor, because it's rare for older girls in grandma's time to be able to do needlework, so I made up this jingle to teach children to learn to work ~

4. What else? "Little bean bag is in the first grade, and there are more than a dozen high jumps ..." There are many more behind, so I remembered this sentence. Very sad. Maybe I recited ancient poems when I was a child. Ha ha ha ha ~ just take out a sentence that is a joke, and I don't know which Xiong Haizi made it up. That's brilliant.

5. "One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain and shoot the tiger. The tiger missed and hit the little squirrel." This is a classic jingle. When I was a child, I thought it was natural and fun to say it, but now I can't figure out why I want to go up the mountain to shoot tigers. The squirrel is so cute. Why did you hit the squirrel? Probably when I was a child, the jokes of loquacity were all such nonsense ~

6. "Death in grade one, lifting in grade two, digging in grade three, burying in grade four, crying in grade five and throwing in grade six."

I don't know why it was so easy to say it back then. If it were now, I would never dare to say. Children are bold and dare to think of anything. This is a mass murder. When I was a child, I was fearless ~

There are many more, I really can't remember. It was a long time ago. Now children born after 00 and 10 don't have such interesting things ~ they are addicted to electronic products, which reduces their brain potential, or our children born after 90 are very talented ~ but they don't know their happiness when they grow up. Although there are jokes now, they are not talkative jokes. Adult life is really boring ~