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If a pregnant mother gives birth.
Be sure to stay in bed for two weeks after delivery, except for eating and going to the toilet. If you often sit or get up and walk, it may cause uterine prolapse.
2. Prepare two or three white yarns with a width of about 30-40 cm and a length of 12, and wrap them around the abdomen for one and a half times. Be sure to fasten the abdominal belt after delivery to prevent internal organs from sagging.
Visceral prolapse can lead to female diseases, as well as abdominal protrusion and ugly figure. Abdominal band can also improve the obvious condition of the lower abdomen before delivery.
Abdominal belt is irreplaceable by ordinary corset and corset. Because they are not only ineffective, but also counterproductive.
You can only take a bath with warm wine for the first two weeks. The practice is to boil half water and half rice wine, add a little salt, soak it with a towel, wring it out and wipe it on your body.
You can take a bath from the third week and after the full moon. Wash your face and brush your teeth with boiling water until it is warm before use.
You can use skin care products. 5. Do not wash your hair.
Because the scalp can't catch cold. 6. You can't hold a baby.
Otherwise, the internal organs may droop. You can lie on your side when feeding.
7. Don't bathe your child, otherwise it may lead to backache and numbness in your hands and feet. So give LG and others when you bathe your child.
8. Have a quiet and comfortable environment. When the sun is too strong, close the curtains to protect your eyes.
Can't blow, because the pores of the whole body are open after delivery, blowing is easy to cause head wind and joint pain, so don't even shake the fan. 9. You can't climb stairs during the month, and you can't lift heavy objects within half a year after delivery, so as to avoid sagging internal organs.
10. Don't shed tears, or your eyes will age prematurely and may develop into glaucoma or cataract. Read less books, read less newspapers and watch less TV to ensure that your eyes are fully rested.
Second, pay attention to diet: 1. Eat less and eat more. 2. It is forbidden to drink water, drinks, soup and milk within half a month after delivery.
Because you will get fat if you drink it in a vat, you will easily get rheumatism or neuralgia in the future. You can use boiled rice wine instead of water (buy bottled rice wine in the store).
The practice is to pour a few bottles of rice wine into the pot without covering it, and it will last for more than 15 minutes after the fire boils. Then put the cooked rice wine in a thermos for later use.
Don't eat salt, cold food and sour food. (For one reason, I won't talk for long. )
Avoid eating vegetables and fruits for half a month. Eat some carrots.
Eat less water-rich fruits in the month. It is forbidden to eat fish and meat for half a month, but you can eat more liver.
Because the tired body can't fully absorb the nutrition of fish, as a result, too much nutrition will only increase the burden on the body, resulting in the phenomenon of "lack of food". You should start eating in the third week.
6. Cook food with sesame oil, ginger and rice wine. Ginger should be completely exploded.
2. What sentences describe confinement? 1. Generally, pregnant women are very weak after giving birth. Just as in Britain, pregnant women are traditionally required to stay indoors after giving birth, in China, mothers who have just given birth are confined to the next month.
2. Bedding and defecation can keep you healthy, the crescent moon of nails implies health, papaya can breast enlargement, vitamin C can prevent colds, artificial eggs, fruit juice and seafood can't be eaten together, the source of NINEONE with acidic constitution, radiation protection suits for pregnant women, and don't wash your hair during menstruation and confinement. The friends shouted and were beaten countless times. How many tricks have you taken?
When Ann told about yesterday, he felt sad and choked up. "He once said that it is necessary to see her wrapped in white gauze, and when she has a baby, she will be the godfather and accompany her to confinement." These words are still in my ears.
If you don't take good care of your body after delivery, you will fall into' moon disease'. When you are old, you will be in trouble, and you will grow old quickly without confinement. Why else do foreigners look older than us?
I was pregnant in May and October, and I blew a pillow wind in my husband's ear for ten months. The central content is nothing more than one: don't let my mother-in-law help me sit on the moon.
6. Niangjiu is a classic dish of Hakkas, and drinking Niangjiu is a common custom of Hakkas. On holidays, guests and friends are indispensable to Niang wine, and Hakka women also have the habit of "confinement", so they must use Niang wine to recuperate their bodies.
7. Because my husband is a real estate agent, he is often in the field. When she was pregnant, Vivienne Liu thought about finding a home confinement center to give birth.
8. As Canada is the same as the United States, children born to foreign temporary visitors in China can obtain citizenship immediately, so the news that pregnant women in China are giving birth locally is also heard from time to time, and the confinement center is also profitable.
9. Northerners often hang a red cloth on the door during confinement, which means to remind outsiders not to go in and disturb, let alone make a loud noise.
10. During confinement, women are weak, which leads to listlessness, palpitations and difficulty sleeping. In order to regulate your body, you can use yam, bazi and longan beef soup as diet therapy. Drinking it can tonify qi and blood, beautify and strengthen the body, which is most suitable for lying-in women.
1 1. In the eyes of China netizens who have always stressed the importance of "confinement", it is wrong for Kate to blow and stand outdoors like this, and she will definitely get sick in the future.
12, during the confinement period, the parturient must supplement enough nutrition, but it does not mean that the whole pot of soup must be eaten during the confinement period, or an old hen or pig's trotters must be stuffed into the stomach every day.
13, Feng Qun, deputy general manager of the hotel, said that although the "confinement" in five-star hotels is expensive, it has been favored by many young mothers, and as many as 10 people have stayed at the same time.
14, in fact, it is time to have a baby after the college entrance examination! Summer vacation confinement, university with children! When you don't want to attend class, ask your roommate to take the children to help you sign in. The university has enough time to accompany the baby to grow up healthily! The baby was born under the influence of university higher education! After graduation, the children are four years old and sensible and not noisy. Let's fight for it. Anyway, we have a family line.
15. So, after they came home, they ate well every day like confinement, and soon their capacity rose from 80 kg to 88 kg. At this point, her face is not as black and blue as before, and there is no trace of blood.
3. Happy mood of pregnant mother sentence 1. She is pregnant, with a bulging belly, which represents the beauty of motherhood.
This is a special period in a woman's life. In order to make others pay attention to her, she especially wears lovely maternity clothes. In the past, heavy makeup was plain, and high heels were replaced by flat shoes.
Her face began to grow spots, but it looked lovely, like pink spots on a purse flower. 2. Pregnant women are the most beautiful women! Because a woman's pregnancy means being a mother, it will exude the charm of motherhood at this time.
Pregnant in October, one delivery, pregnant mother is the hardest and most beautiful in the world! Pregnancy is a good opportunity for nature to make women proud of being "fat" and feel at ease. In the long pregnancy process, it is also the most beautiful moment for women to be painful and happy.
6. Women are the most beautiful when they are pregnant! 7. Motherly love is natural. From the day of pregnancy to the day when the baby was formed in the mother's body, the mother had a very special feeling, which soon turned into love. The loving mother's mind was entangled with her baby as early as pregnancy.
9. Being pregnant is the best moment of your life! 10. Thanks to women, thanks to women all over the world, so that human beings can continue and men can be fathers.
4. What sentences describe the inspiration of pregnant mothers? About half a month ago, the little guy's interest suddenly began to shift slowly.
Originally, the first thing I did when I opened my eyes was to cry and hug, and I wouldn't stop until I hugged. Now I wake up with a trademark smile and want to have a good relationship with you, and then my upper lip is slightly pursed, just like a bird's mouth. This is the signal that he wants to start talking, followed by a series of @ #% #&; % ..., if you want to talk to him, then you can trap him to death. Of course, he will return you a lot of smiling faces.
Sometimes I laugh with my feet tilted, my body twisted from side to side, my mouth opened, my eyes narrowed, and I even gave a bad laugh.
Duoduo is really precocious. You can't expect to leave at this time. He is unhappy when he doesn't see anyone. Well, there was a shout before you appeared. He sighed deeply, meaning "Hey, after shouting for so long, someone finally came", and then began to mutter to himself.
At first, I was secretly glad that the child finally understood and didn't want to hug him. Now if you torture people in another way, you will not only have no freedom, but also learn to play the lute to a cow and accept boring conversations devoutly. Hey!
His words are getting longer every day, and I don't know what to do with them in the future. My husband said to buy him a repeater and is considering it. ...
5. Mom's words. Mother's word.
How time flies! In a blink of an eye, our son has entered a large class and will graduate in another semester. In retrospect, it was wise to send him to the west. I want to talk about several advantages.
First, it is convenient for parents to pick up and drop off by school bus, and children will not suffer. It's very cold in winter, so it's comfortable for children to take the school bus.
Secondly, we should talk about education. Westward Journey has formal education methods, and many children are reluctant to go to kindergarten. Our son may be different from other children and is very active in school. Even if he is ill, I don't want him to go, but he will go to school in tears. We are also happy to see the children insist. It must have something to do with the way of education on the Westward Journey. Xiyou teaches children simple and acceptable courses, unlike other kindergartens, which children don't understand. Therefore, our parents still hope that their children will not learn the basics and grow up happily.
Third, it is diet. The recipes in the newspaper are very good. We often hear children say what they ate delicious today, and they will eat another bowl after eating one. We are also busy with work and seldom cook for him. We are really relieved that children in kindergarten love eating so much. I remember one time we went to the kitchen to observe and saw that the vegetables and fruits were fresh and the environment was sanitary. We are really relieved to give the child to Xiyou.
Fourthly, the characteristic classes offered by Westward Journey are relatively comprehensive, and our parents have to apply for classes everywhere. Since my son signed up for a painting class and sat in front of the blackboard when he got home, I have some regrets that I didn't sign up for the middle class for my child, but Taekwondo. At first, the children were very happy. I don't know what is happening now, but I don't want to go. I hope the teacher can enlighten me more and let him stick to it. After all, I can work out. It is still worth insisting on.
Finally, I want to thank three teachers. Our children are in good health after school. They always catch a cold and often take medicine, which brings a lot of trouble to teachers. Sometimes they send text messages to their teachers. Teachers always call to ask about the children's situation at school. The teacher will call us in time and have a sense of responsibility. Next time I thank the three teachers and say to them from the bottom of my heart, "Thank you, you have worked hard."
Mom's speech 2
Dear teachers:
Hello!
First of all, thank you teachers for your hard work for your baby! How time flies! In a blink of an eye, the child went to a large class. In a blink of an eye, it has been three years since the baby first entered the park. Thanks to the careful training of teachers over the years, the baby has made great progress in all aspects. The baby has become smart, cute and sensible, and can arrange his own affairs and time reasonably.
Baby knows a lot of knowledge, knows a lot of words, and can speak English. We parents can't believe it, but it's true. We parents are really happy.
Finally, I wish all teachers "good health, peace and happiness".
Mother's speech 3
Dear teachers:
Hello! Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, Mingming's childhood is coming to an end. I still remember when Mingming first entered the park, she was very shy, and I was always worried that she would become an introverted child. But now she is very lively and will take the initiative to greet people; Will dance and sing for us; Tell us jokes to make us happy. Thanks to the teacher, it is your liveliness and cheerfulness that influenced the children, and it is your self-confidence that even dyed them red and brought out a group of happy children.
6. What is the significance of keeping pregnant mothers in a good mood? The human pituitary gland secretes two hormones.
One is hormones related to mood. When people are in a bad mood and are excessively nervous, angry, afraid, painful and anxious for a long time, the human body will secrete some adrenaline, stress hormones or stress hormones, which will have relatively adverse physiological reactions to the fetus and the whole uterine environment. After birth, the baby will be active, emotionally unstable, prone to crying, digestive dysfunction and high incidence.
The other is a benign hormone, which can also be said to be a happy hormone. Happy hormones can make a person's mood better. It is secreted from the pregnant mother's brain and then reaches the whole body. Of course, it also reaches the blood vessels in the uterus and is sent to the fetus through the umbilical cord. In the process of relaxing umbilical blood vessels, provide more and better nutrition and oxygen for the fetus and promote the healthy development of the fetus.
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