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It's very cold. Briefly, friends.
With the rise of social networks, more and more people will post in the circle of friends to express their love for life. What words are there all over the circle of friends? Let's talk briefly about the circle of friends I helped you organize. It's cold, for reference only. Welcome to reading.
Friends circle is very cold. Let's talk briefly about 1 1. It's cold. Someone give me a warm hug?
2, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.
There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.
People can't live in a frozen place.
5. Don't send a circle of friends when it snows. Let me know where the money is.
6. Nothing in this life can't get in or out, except the bed.
7. Cold, a new wave of cold air is coming.
8. I am sleepy in winter except sleeping.
9. It's cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel uncomfortable.
10, this weather. Cold enough to fart and dry your hands.
1 1. The weather is very cold. Yue Lao, did you knit a sweater with my red thread?
12, it's cold, let's eat hot pot.
13, cold weather. Dogs know how to change their hair. What happened when I bought some new clothes?
14, I'm so cold, I don't want to go to work, school or anywhere.
15, is there anyone like me who doesn't want to get up for work?
16, cold and cold, I haven't got any beautiful clothes to wear yet.
17, I didn't reply to your message, not because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.
18, I am empty, I am lonely, and I am so cold.
19, the recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
20. In winter, it bothers me and always touches me.
2 1, looking forward to good year after year, but this broken cotton-padded jacket is still year after year.
I don't want to leave the warm bed, even though I have been awake for a long time.
23. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.
24, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.
25, the weather is cold, I really want to have a boyfriend to warm my feet or something.
26, it's cold, you can wear long pants! My heart is cold, what should I do?
27. Wear more clothes when it's cold. You should hold this object tightly.
28, it's too cold, what's the matter, come to my bed.
29, the weather suddenly turned cold, and the story should be turned over.
The quilt is sick, so I think I should take care of it in bed.
3 1, it is generally unbearable for southerners to be cold in winter, so it is difficult to take a taxi.
32, silent two lines of tears, it's really uncomfortable not to wear long pants.
It's cold recently, and I always want to squeeze into your arms.
34. If I don't reply to your message, I'm not cold, but my hands are cold.
35. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a level.
I plan to meet you in a sunny winter.
37. I am crazy about winter, because the bed is too hot for me to warm up.
38. You either wear it or you don't. There are long trousers, neither fat nor thin.
39. There is a lot of grass in the sea, so it is not good not to wear long trousers.
40, a cool song for summer.
4 1. No matter whether others love us or not, we must persist in loving ourselves. Love yourself gently in the freezing winter, in the snowy winter. Let your life be as beautiful as a flower!
42. It's too cold. Come to my bed and say anything.
43. It's so cold. Don't want to work, don't want to go to school. Don't want to go anywhere
44. I haven't sent photos for a long time. It's cold to change your hairstyle. Remember to wear long pants.
45. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.
46. The weather is very cold. You should put on more clothes. Do not freeze my world.
47. When it is cold, there is a way to keep warm. You can hold me and hold me tightly.
I don't want a coat or gloves this winter. I just want your arm.
49. I want to step on a string of small footprints in the snow and jump into your arms.
50. I can't give you a hug when it is cold, and I don't want you to take medicine.
5 1, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense!
52, the weather is cold, I don't want to eat hot pot alone!
53. It's so cold! If you can't hug me, please buy me a coat.
54. The baby is hungry, but he doesn't want to get up.
55. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold!
56, winter is not suitable for breaking up, because it is cold and we need to hold hands and hug.
57. Remember to be nice to yourself, who left you alone this winter.
58. There is a kind of cold that you don't feel cold. It's that your mother thinks you're cold.
59. It's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage.
60. I will consider running with whoever wants to buy me small fur.
6 1. It's too cold. Come to my bed and talk about everything.
Be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.
63. The weather is sentimental. When the weather is old, it is better to wear long pants.
64. If the quilt is the grave of youth, I can die in it.
65. The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.
66. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.
67. It's cold, so I want to keep warm in a crowded place.
It's always raining these days, and the weather is getting colder and colder.
69. The favorite thing in winter is the bed except eating hot pot.
70, cut, getting up is a kind of ability, and staying in bed is a level.
7 1, let me love you in winter, bed!
72. In this weather today, anything can be used to dry hands.
73. All right, all right. If the temperature drops again, I will die.
74. It's so cold! Anyone with a conscience will send me a big bear!
75. The coldest place is not the South Pole, but the place without you.
76. After two or three years, it will be winter in a flash.
77. I want to send you sunshine in winter, just as I am hugging you.
78. Being abused thousands of times in winter is like first love to a quilt.
79. It's getting cold, Old Moon. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?
I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.
8 1. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.
82, an autumn rain and a cold, pay attention to keep warm when it is cold.
It's very cold. Let me briefly talk about the circle of friends. 1. In the north, the cold winter has arrived. In the morning, the cold north wind blows on people's faces like a knife. Frogs no longer sing karaoke, and trees are like bare brooms covered with ice.
Second, it's too cold. Even the flowers and grass on the roadside tightened their bodies. The cold north wind roared like a roaring lion. The wind stung me mercilessly like a knife. The wind is like a naughty child. I have gripped my clothes tightly, but the wind can still touch me. Pedestrians in the street shrink their necks and walk backwards, and children playing by the roadside also run home. There are fewer and fewer pedestrians, so I hurry home.
I like to get up in the morning to read the news or miss answering the phone. I like it when it's cold, and I'm told to wear more clothes.
If it's cold and you can't give me a hug, please give me a coat, size XL, thank you.
5. The mobile phone rings, which is a greeting; Singing on a mobile phone is a blessing; The mobile phone is vibrating. I must have held your hand. Happy winter! My friend.
Six, it's cold, don't send me information about adding clothes. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay, and only when you have money can you add clothes.
Seven, the fall of Ye Er, the grass turns yellow, the wind turns cold, the rain turns cold ... The winter solstice is cold, and first frost, lovely people should wear more clothes. Dear friends, the seasons change, pay attention to cold protection. The weather is cold and warm, and you and I know each other.
Eight, the weather is cold, I don't want to eat hot pot alone! ! !
Nine, it's cold, don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.
On this cold night, your heart fell into darkness. Boundless darkness devours your thoughts and squeezes your beliefs, like a well that is bottomless.
Eleven, the weather is getting cold, I quietly send you warm wishes. Let happiness and warmth always accompany you, and let good luck and surprises always appear in your work and life.
Twelve, autumn rain, autumn wind bleak. It's cold, we need to put on more clothes. I wish you all a happy National Day!
Thirteen, go out in the morning and find that the cold winter has quietly arrived. At this time, I just want to say to you: "it's cold, and the temperature has dropped." Please pay attention to adding clothes and don't catch cold. "
Fourteen, ushered in the winter, my first feeling is cold and lonely. It is the cold in winter that makes me know how to be calm. I understand that not all cold can make people depressed.
When I met you, I felt it was getting warmer and warmer in winter.
Sixteen, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
I can't sleep when I wake up. Think about the people around you. It was cold, so we warmed each other. We shouldn't give each other the best, but let's do our best. Inhale time, let time follow the best years, and start talking nonsense again ~ it's dawn, and it's sunny in October morning. May the whole life be as splendid as you.
Eighteen, it's cold, only coats, no hugs.
19. Different from the sweltering heat in summer, the cold wind in winter really penetrated into the flesh and blood, and the whistling wind came with the frantic cold. This season of winter, like a rebellious sword, overdraws the poor warmth and makes the bohemian cold surge.
The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.
2 1. Many modern people are afraid of loneliness. In fact, it can make shallow people restless, empty people depressed, wise people deep, indifferent people heavy and calm.
Colorful flowers are the flowers of the four seasons, beautiful songs are lyrical, mellow wine is old, and warmth like spring is my concern. It's cold. Wear warm clothes, have more rest, drink hot soup, exercise frequently, and smile from morning till night.
Twenty-three, it's cold and I don't want to move, so I have the word calm.
Twenty-four, the cold wind is blowing, and the night is getting longer! Say hello quietly. Are you busy? Pay attention to hygiene when changing seasons, drink more boiled water, add clothes, it will be cold sooner or later, be careful to catch cold, take care of yourself, be happy and safe!
25. At midnight, it was freezing. In the pale moonlight, the sand dunes look like a silver grave, and there is no movement.
Twenty-six, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.
Twenty-seven, it's freezing, and geese fly south. Dear friends, the weather is changeable. Please prevent colds and put on more clothes.
Twenty-eight, sadness is shared, and pain will be alleviated; If someone shares, happiness will be doubled; If someone cares in winter, the cold will stop; Occasionally someone will bless you, and your mood will be clear. Add clothes in cold weather and have a happy winter!
It's dark and cold at night, the lights are bright and the clothes are warm. Don't be afraid.
Take an extra coat when it is cold, remember to take an umbrella when it rains, and buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.
Thirty-one, the weather is getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.
Thirty-two, the snowflake roared and hit the face like a needle, freezing cold.
There are several holes in the roof, and the continuous rain falls into the house like hemp thread, wetting the whole poor hut. The air is so cold that almost all my eyebrows can frost.
Friends circle is very cold. Let's talk briefly about 3 1. Instead of sticking a cold ass everywhere, it is better to plunge into the bed and bump into it with enthusiasm.
Take care of yourself and put on more clothes in cold weather.
3. I am cold, too. what can I do?
4. I survived the winter, but I froze to death in summer!
5. It's freezing. Somebody help me to go to the toilet.
6, the weather is really cold! I can't wait to ride the robot cat's time machine until spring.
7. Dear friends, it's cold and windy. Put on clothes to keep warm!
8, a person's winter, in fact, wearing more clothes will not feel warm.
9. I am so cold in winter without you!
10, it's cold when winter comes, why not burn wood to keep warm?
1 1, there is a yearning, looking through autumn water, and there is a cold, forgetting to wear long pants.
12, long autumn trousers last forever, one for life.
13, it's freezing in winter. May you add clothes to keep warm and be happy from now on!
14, it's cold, I'm a little fool, I will definitely put on more clothes.
15, the temperature has dropped, the weather is cold, and I miss you more.
16, it's freezing in summer, and the temperature changes too much.
17, I wish my friends good health and no worries when the cold current strikes!
18, I thought the spark between us was love. Unexpectedly, it is autumn trousers.
19, cold in winter, take care, be healthy and safe.
20, no one is warm in winter, and wearing more will freeze your hands, feet and heart.
2 1, it's freezing in cold weather, and it's cold when it's warm at first. May you be healthy and moist!
22. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.
23, I wish you more exercise, stay healthy, and your body is still great in cold weather!
24, winter mobile phone, fever is considered to be the most intimate thing.
25. The chilly wind is extraordinary. Don't let the ruthless cold wind blow you.
Remember to wear less clothes and drink more cold water when it is cold, so that I can care about you when you catch a cold.
27. Asking how much you can worry about is like encountering a cold current without wearing long pants.
On the 28th, the north wind was biting cold with drizzle.
29. It's very cold. I've been thinking about you.
30. It's cold to sleep alone in winter.
3 1. Why are northerners straightforward? It's freezing, who has time to ink with you!
It's getting cold, but it's still warm to see you.
I wish you take care of yourself in the days when the temperature drops sharply.
34. There is a cold called freezing to death in summer.
35, a little reminder, don't forget, I wish you health!
36. The weather is always cool recently, and it is not foggy when it cools down.
37. It's cold, my heart is warm, and my friends greet me.
38. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love and doesn't wear long pants.
39. Send you a thoughtful scarf to prevent the cold from invading.
40. Don't send a circle of friends when it snows. Let me know when you get the money.
4 1, I wish you a happy, wonderful and warm season when the weather turns cold.
42, this life I finally understand a truth, people are iron, rice is steel, bed is a magnet!
43. I farted in the quilt. I'd rather stink than let the hot air out.
It's always cold, so I don't think about it. If I have no money, I am still willful. I'd better get up and work quickly.
45. There is a strong wind today. It's too cold to sleep under a quilt.
It's getting colder and colder. Let's spend it together in the future.
47, winter is coming, it is cold, pay attention to cold and warm!
48. Even if I freeze to death in winter, I will say: How can I drink coke without ice?
49. Damn, I can't go out in this cold. My lovely little hand can't help freezing.
50, it's cold, Qian Qian asked you to add clothes.
It's very cold. Let me briefly talk about the 4 1 in the circle of friends. It's particularly cold this winter. I've been surfing in the ice and snow for a long time, but I can't find my lazy heart again. After this year, this year is gone. Every year is too important to come back. No ifs. It's time to close your heart and start learning. I wish those who take the postgraduate entrance examination this year a solid review and good luck to me next year.
2. What kind of experience is cold in winter? I can't feel it at all in Shenzhen … short sleeves and shorts are still ok.
I always feel very cold this winter.
It's so cold in winter that I just want to rot in the dormitory.
Every time it is cold in winter, I feel that summer is better, because I am not afraid of heat at all. When summer is very hot, I think winter is better, because I am not afraid of cold at all. What a tangled life.
6. It has snowed, and this winter is a bit painful.
7. It's getting a little cold in winter, so happy. The four seasons should have their own appearance, and everything should follow her natural trajectory.
8. When everyone is complaining about the cold in winter, don't you find that the air in winter is much better? Because of breathing difficulties. Don't smell!
I don't think the winter in the north is as deep as the winter in the south. I still like the south, because the south has you.
10, it snowed lightly in Qingdao, and it seems to be snowing all over Shandong, to varying degrees. Brother Geng said that it was so cold in winter in Wuhan that he had started skipping classes to keep warm. Glad to know where you are.
1 1, everyone says it's cold, but I don't think winter is as cold as before. Am I the only one who really feels it?
12, this winter is too early. How did it come last winter? Let's get through the winter quickly. I have been in a bad mood since I came back from Wuhu. I am tired. Worry is manipulating my brain. Ha, when it clears up, Lele may take the lead. Yes, because it's too cold. Get up and practice the piano after a sleep. Be good and don't be unhappy.
13, people who don't like cold in winter will also dislike the heat in summer, the impermanence in spring and the dryness in autumn. Small town story, this is the most real life, not artificial, not melodramatic.
14. The conclusion is that winter in Seoul is not as cold as that in Chongqing.
15, I really want to hear you say: it's cold, you should wear more clothes, and the temperature difference is big in autumn. You should take care of yourself and be responsible for yourself. I am responsible for you. ...
16, complaining that it is hot in summer and cold in winter, complaining that schools bury talents, complaining that jobs are buried by talents, complaining that people drive garbage by bike, complaining that they are forced to ride bicycles by car, complaining that their buttocks are small, and not complaining that they are short-sighted. In fact, all this is because you think too much. After complaining about everything, you realize that you are actually a garbage!
17, the winter in Beijing this year is so cold that I can't adapt. Is it cold there?
18, the winter in the north is freezing, but these flowers that stand proudly in the snow still bloom proudly.
19. Recently 15, I feel like winter for the first time, but I don't like summer. I feel very cold in winter, so it is practical and warm to wrap a coat. It's like when I was a child, I didn't eat cabbage at all. I don't eat it now, but I want to eat cabbage when I eat hot pot. People can really change sex.
Winter in the south is very cold, and people can't do anything about it.
2 1. It's cold in winter to let you know that people around you are warm. Sun Li is as happy as Deng Chao and Sun Li. Li XiaoLu has Jerry, and Li XiaoLu is happy. Cherrie Ying has Jordan chan and Cherrie Ying is very happy. My mother has my father and my mother is happy. And I have Liang Xu, and I am happy. It's winter, Liang Xu. I just want to say that meeting you is my greatest happiness. It's good to have you here.
22. The winter in Huangshi is hopelessly cold.
23. I remember when I was in high school, it was particularly cold in winter and I sat in the classroom from morning till night every day. So I put a warm baby in my left trouser pocket. When my right hand is fighting, my left hand can keep warm in my pocket, and then my left hand keeps warm for my right hand. My hands are really in trouble, brother.
24. Our company is a good company ... although we get off work late. But we went to work early! Although we have less rest! But we are on duty a lot, although it is very cold in winter; But we are very hot in summer; Although we have a late holiday. But we started long ago. Although our salary is very low ... we have a lot of work to do. Looking for a job, you should choose this! Get the least money ... go to classes more and have fewer holidays!
The first winter in Nanjing was so cold that I wanted to cry. I ran to the library early in the morning and was frozen back. One afternoon plus one night in the dormitory, the paper published two thousand words.
26. I am too good to myself. It is very cold this winter.
27, allergic to spring, hot in summer, dry in autumn, cold in winter, it turns out that I am only suitable for living in the transitional period of the season …
28. Our community is full of perverts who scatter rat poison, and there are no stray meows in the yard. I guess they didn't escape this robbery either. There are many good people in our community, and wandering meows basically don't worry about eating, that is, it is cold in winter. But no amount of kindness and kindness can beat the evil deeds of a vicious person! There is really no other way to punish them for their evil deeds except to hope that heaven has eyes. ...
29. In the cold winter, there is heating and sunshine.
30. Winter in Nanchang is cold and heartless.
3 1. Why did you come to Beijing for the coldest winter in 63 years? You are not enthusiastic at all.
32. Chongqing is hot in summer and cold in winter. I want to bask in the sun! ! !
33. I have always liked TV stations since I was a child. I really look forward to it ~ but after I really came to the internship, I found that the reporter was really hard! ! Hot in summer and cold in winter! ! After the interview, the baby froze to death.
34. It is cold in winter, and there is a cup of hot milk tea when you are in love. Now I spend most of my time alone, going to the gym, going to work and going to the supermarket. I don't feel lonely, and even like being alone. It is natural to be happy to be accompanied by old friends, but it seems that everyone has their own life trajectory, so there is no need to force it. Then, we used to be together and were happy to think about it.
35. This day has come. Although I have long lost the feeling that I would be crazy, I still can't control my emotions. The first snow in Xi 'an this winter has come, and I haven't seen it yet. It's just that when the weather gets colder and colder, I always think of that snowy night, get excited after seeing snowflakes, and then my mouth suddenly stops rising. Facing the lights of this city and the crowds coming and going, I asked, is it cold in winter in Ningbo?
36. The winter in Shijiazhuang is particularly cold this year. I feel that it was not cold in the snowstorm in 2009 ... or I am old.
37. Work hard to earn money and try to install the windows on the second floor next year. It is very cold in winter.
It's very cold this winter, so we have to depend on each other.
39. It's a little cold this winter. I hope it will snow more tonight.
40. It is very cold in winter, which shows us how precious the warmth of people around us is.
It's very cold. Let me briefly talk about the 5 1 in the circle of friends. It's cold, so you can put your cold hands on his back. It must be true love.
2. It's cold, so I bought a good quality thermos in order to let myself drink more hot water. I went early in the morning, burned my mouth eight times and didn't take a sip of water.
In the twelfth winter, the snow blocked the window, and the ice petals hung on the eaves in rows like translucent crystal pillars.
4, it's so cold in winter, I want a warm bed, wifi that won't break the internet, and endless snacks. If all else fails, can I have one?
Snow is flawless, lovely and colorful. Snow brings endless laughter to children and adds a touch of warmth to winter. I love the snow in winter. Its purity and selflessness give the earth the most beautiful scenery.
It's cold, no matter where you are or how you feel, don't forget to pour yourself a cup of hot tea. Warm your hands with a cup, love yourself, and don't wait for other people's body temperature to warm yourself.
7. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.
8. After two or three years, it is winter in a blink of an eye.
9. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.
10, winter is coming, and there is another cold air. Warm message reminds you that the climate has changed and pay attention to your health; The weather is cold, remember to add clothes; Close friends, remember to contact; Care about SMS, wholeheartedly, I wish you good health!
1 1, it's getting cold, so make more money. After all, clothes in winter are more expensive than those in summer.
12, it is said that the wind is like a mother's hand, gently stroking us, Nima, this day's wind is like a stepmother's hand, screaming to death with her mouth open.
13, winter is as bleak as ever, cold and empty. Miss the same follow, shuttle through the four seasons, inseparable. Greetings are rooted in the bottom of my heart and bring you warmth. It's cold, take care of yourself!
14, little snowflakes are spinning in the air, dancing beautiful aerial ballet and fluttering on the earth.
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