Fantasy Journey to the West asks for a little farce or joke about fantasy. Ask god for help

12 sects propose jokes. The heavenly soldiers secretly loved the heroine, but they were rejected after confession. Undeterred, the magic soldier asked tearfully, "Why, why did you refuse me?" The heroine curled her lips and said, "My mother said that a second-class disabled man can't have it." (Narrator, heroine's mother said, "Just show me how it is. You want to pretend to be a tall girl and cheat my mother's daughter with two pheasant hairs in your head. There is no way ~ ~") The dancer has a crush on the knight errant, but she was rejected after her confession. Dancing Tian Ji never gave up and asked tearfully, "Why, why did you refuse me?" Swordsman sighed and said, "My mother said that women who refuse to keep their feet on the ground are too frivolous to have them." (Narrator, dancer: "Are you kidding me? It's called Lingbo micro-step. Bah, you don't know the goods. I continue to float ~ ~ ~ ") Bone elves have a crush on the giant demon king, but they were rejected after confession. The bone elf never gave up and asked tearfully, "Why, why did you refuse me?" The giant demon king frowned and said, "My mother said that women who are too skinny can't marry." (narrator, Bone Genie: "5555555555555, in fact, I'm very fleshy. I don't believe you come and touch it. How do you know if you don't touch it?" 55555.555555555655 Xuan Caie secretly loves the Dragon Prince, but she was rejected after her confession. Xuan Caie never gave up and asked tearfully, "Why, why did you refuse me?" Prince Long shook his head and said, "My mother said that puppy love is not allowed during school." (Narrator, Xuan Caie's father: "Alas, it's all my fault that I got married with her mother late, which delayed my children's falling in love ~ ~") The giant demon king has a secret crush on dancer Tian Ji, but he was rejected after confessing. The giant demon king refused to give up and asked in tears, "Why, why did you refuse me?" Dancing Tian Ji shook her head and wiped her tears and said, "My dad said that boys wear earrings, which is either abnormal or underworld, so ```` (Narrator, the giant demon king's dad:" Alas, I shouldn't have supported my son to follow the fashion at the beginning ~ ~ now …) Tiger Head Monster secretly loves fox beauty, but he was rejected after confessing. The tiger monster refused to give up and asked in tears, "Why, why did you refuse me?" The fox beauty blushed and said, "My mother said that a man wearing strange clothes can't marry, and a man who doesn't cover his body can't marry." (Narrator, Tiger blames his father: "Shit, my son shows his dew, and your daughter shows her tail." ) Xiaoyao students secretly love Fei Yannv, and were rejected after confession. Happy students never give up, crying and asking: "Why, why refuse me?" The swallow said regretfully, "My mother said that handsome men are not reliable, and the pretty boy is even more unreliable." (Narrator, Xiaoyao gave birth to his mother: "Son, it's all your mother's fault. You are so handsome that you can't even find a wife." ) The white bear secretly loves the black bear, and was rejected after confession. The white bear never gave up and asked in tears, "Why, why did you refuse me?" The black bear stepped back and said, "My mother said that albinism can't be cured, and it will be passed on to future generations." (Narrator, White Bear's father: "K, my son doesn't think your daughter is black, but you think my son is white, and what kind of world ~ ~ ~") Hua Yao secretly loves Niu Yao, but he was rejected after confessing. The flower demon refused to give up and asked in tears, "Why, why did you refuse me?" Niu Yao shrugged his shoulders and said, "My mother said that the flower girl is not reliable because of her dusty background." (Narrator, Flower Demon's mother: "My daughter is going to marry you. That's really fresh" flowers "inserted in cow dung. You are willing, but I'm not willing yet." ) Hua Xiangxiang secretly loves Niu Yao, but she was rejected after her confession. Hua Xiangxiang never gave up and asked in tears, "Why, why did you refuse me?" Niu Yao said gloomily, "My mother said that a rich woman has a big temper, and she goes home to suffer indignities all day." (Narrator, Niu Yao's mother: "Haha, you little flower demon, don't think I won't recognize you if you change your name." )