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Urgency: Characteristics of Urumqi Dialect

Please don't be ignorant upstairs.

First of all, the Han people in Xinjiang only speak Mandarin, mixed with some local dialects, similar to English.

1. Simple dialect

Baby = boy

Girl = girl

Sa = modal particle, which has no practical meaning. For example: what about everyone? (Is everyone all right? )

Begging for children = modal particle, meaning "very, very". Example: It's annoying (annoying) to ask for children.

Buddha = said, give an example: I Buddha, do you know my Buddha?

Four is an example: where are you from? I come from Urumqi.

Where is the lump = where is the example: (see the example above)

Ha = modal particle, which is similar to begging for children. For example, this hot day is worrying, and it also means "bad" and "afraid"

Why = Why, Sanyin za: Why haven't you finished the exam yet?

Yao = No example: the one who preaches good Buddhism (nothing to say)

Pass the manuscript = talk, say, say, for example, pass the manuscript here before the exam is over.

Exodus: Those who are eager to have children outside are hungry and can't eat.

Lao Dao = Great, please note, it's not complicated. These people sell water for children to Lao Dao.

Give = modal particles, meaningless example: I have convinced you (I have convinced you).

Oh, ho, oh, yo, hey = interjection.

Haraz = saliva

Erbazi = twice in the face

The following words are insulting:

Spoon = silly, usually used as "spoon material"

Sell hooks = (I want to know the secret). . . . . .

Sao guang = .

Bizeng = Beijing's "Niu B"

Puzzled = hobo means to visit Song San all over, and it also means to chat with no one.

2. Some jokes in Xinjiang dialect

At the foot of Hongshan, West Bridge. The girl looked at the cars on the beach. The boy looked at her awkwardly. "Hey, you nest, you scatter .. What about waiting for our home?" .. "you set up Sanisa, but I'm not good at it." .. The girl blushed and whispered. "Come on, Xiuer, I'll pull the sliver device for you." .. "I don't eat anything that bothers me. Grab four films every day and take notes. " .. "Oh, hey, Cesar. Hey, hey, if you don't, I'll jump off the plane! " The boy is brave, very brave. .. "If you want a four-son doll, you can hold it straight!" "Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" ... Dong ~ ~ ~ ~ "Hey, how about your spoon? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~,

Zorro is having an affair with his wife and often goes to see that woman.

Every time a woman's husband comes back, he will whistle, his horse will wait under the window, and he will jump out of the window and run away.

On this day, Zuo Luo was in XX when he suddenly heard a quick knock at the door, whistled and jumped out of the window.

The woman opened the door and saw the horse. The horse said, "You give it to Zuo Luofu. It is windy and rainy outside today. I am waiting for Li Ze! "

There is a donkey who can speak English when pulling his left leg and Chinese when pulling his right leg.

One shrugged and pulled the donkey's left leg. The donkey said, hello! The donkey pulled up his right leg again and said, thank you!

This spoon pulls the donkey's legs together, and the donkey shouts, Here, ascot! You are four kinds of animals! ! !

Somewhere Beyond the Mist / blue sky and white clouds

sky

Blue-seeking

cloud

unarmed

Goodbye.

Want to have children

Goodbye.

Tired of begging

I remember when I was at school, I once asked an aunt how to get there. I said, "Auntie, how can I get to Miquan No.2 Middle School?" My aunt replied: "I take the bus, Duan Naoko goes forward, learns to sail, turns left and goes down."

If you meet people who look like Middle Easterners in Xinjiang, they are Uighurs and speak Uighur, while Han people can hardly speak it. This is not Xinjiang dialect.