What homophonic jokes, couplets and two-part allegorical sayings are there?

Whether you speak English, Japanese or German, you can only admire an article like this, but you can't imitate it. I only admire China's ancestors. I have to say that Chinese is really gorgeous and abnormal, and only one pronunciation is used to describe one thing. I'm afraid I can't do it in any other language except Chinese.

Again, every language is beautiful and unique, but there is no preference for one over the other for the current wave of attaching importance to foreign languages and neglecting Chinese in China (for example, English is a compulsory course in universities but Chinese is not, and college graduates have to take CET-4), but objectively speaking, Chinese is indeed the most informative language in the world and the most difficult language to learn. We should be proud of this, continue to struggle, cheer for China and be proud of China people!

Off-topic: If you take it for the Chinese listening test, you will probably die.

1: Gigi strikes chicken

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Ji Ji felt lonely, and Luo collected some chickens to raise, especially thorny pheasants. Pheasants chirp when they are hungry, and Gigi feeds them with millet in a bamboo basket. When the chicken is full, it jumps into Gigi's bookcase. Gigi was afraid of being dirty and was busy driving chickens. The chicken was scared and jumped on several tables. Gigi is more worried. He used a bamboo basket as a tool to drive away chickens and threw it at pheasants. The bamboo basket was thrown fast, but it hit several pottery figurines on the table. The terracotta figures fell to the ground and smashed to pieces. Gigi scrambled for a look, and chickens crowed under several tables. In a rage, Gigi took off his clogs, beat the chicken and killed him. Thinking about the process of raising chickens, Gigi got excited and wrote this article "Gigi Beats Chicken".

This is a good example. When you see a person, you will say that he is a good friend.

Shishi scholar Shishi loves lions and vows to eat ten lions. Shi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. Shishi is in the right market at the right time. Stone regards it as ten lions, relying on the vector potential to make its ten lions immortal. Stone picks up the bodies of ten lions, which is just right for stone chambers. The stone room is wet, and the stone room is waiting to be cleaned. The first taste of the stone is ten lions. When eating, the first thing I know is that the bodies of ten lions and ten stone lions are real. Trial interpretation is a problem.

Translate the story of eating lions in history.

There lived a poet named Shi in the stone room. He likes lions and is determined to eat ten lions.

He often goes to the market to see lions.

At ten o'clock, ten lions have just arrived at the market.

At this time, it happened that Shi also came to the market.

When he saw the ten lions, he shot an arrow and killed them.

He picked up the bodies of ten lions and took them to the stone room.

The stone room was wet with water, so Shi told his entourage to dry it.

The stone room was dry before he tried to eat ten lions.

While eating, I found that the ten lions turned out to be ten stone lion bodies.

Try to explain.

3 "Yiyi Yiyi"

Yi yi, yi yi, yi yi, yi yi, yi yi.

Aunt Yi is a descendant of Yi (3), Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi.

The first sentence goes like this: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." Yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi.

Yiyi, Yiyi (5), Yiyi (5). Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi. Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, it has been assumed that Yiyi, Yiyi.

The following year, Yi also practiced Yi. 1111111111111111111111

Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi.

Yiyi, which means Yiyi, discusses Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi.

1111111111111111111111111 Yi moved to Iraq, mowed the grass to seize tears, and worked hard to treat diseases, which benefited Iraq a lot.

Yiyi, Yiyi, the first sentence is like this: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi.

It's bright, but it's also embarrassing

Precautions:

Yi: Doctor, it is said that he is a descendant of Hou Yi.

② City: Taking the Yi people as the city refers to living in a place where the Yi people live in compact communities.

③ Yi: A peerless beauty, elegant and radiant.

I'm interested in Iraq, which means I'm in love with Iraq.

Where there is shelter, Iraq swims to a shady place.

Yi: carefree ronin, good at playing chess, firm expression and elegant eyes.

⑦ Assumption: Subjective feelings, through "meaning", are favorable to Yi.

⑧ Yi: The original meaning is "imperial edict", and here it is extended to blackmail and command.

⑨ Pancreatic scabies: There is scabies in the pancreas.

Attending mowing: mowing grass or cutting grain. Coix seed: Coix seed, white, edible or medicinal.

References:

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4. Fish Rain Fish Rain Yu

Yu Yu wanted to go fishing, and he met Yu Yu. Yu Yu: "I want to fish in Yu Yu, and I want to fish in Yu Yu?"

Yu Yu: "I want to marry Jed, Yu Yu wants Jed, and I want to meet Yu Yu Yu Yu."

Yu Yu met Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu: "I want to go fishing in Yu Yu, where it rains more than in Yu Yu. Do you want to fish? " Jade? "

Yu Yu and Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu.

5. "Yi Yi Yi Pancreas"

1111111111111111 If you suspect pancreatic plague, you will forget to lean back in the chair, move your aunt's pancreas with different instruments, swim 100 million different ants, spill pancreatic juice, and treat your pancreas with ants. 111111111111111111 Yiyi, Yiyi. Hey! Treating pancreas with ants is different! Yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi!

6. "Xi Xi Xi"

Xixi rhinoceros likes to play. Xixi moved with rhinoceros at night, and Xixi carefully washed rhinoceros. Rhinoceros sucks the stream and plays the city. Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi. Xixi Xixi Xixi Xixi Xixi Xixi Xi.

I think this is a top tongue twister. . .

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