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This is actually a bit like a joke.

First, when I was young, even sentimentality should be exaggerated to earth-shattering. I don't know until I grow up. The more painful I am, the more silent I am. The more bitter the silence. Growing up is turning your crying into a silent mode.

Second, life is born with infatuation, and this hatred has nothing to do with romance.

Third, when a person is completely out of step with you, even if everything you say is reasonable, he won't listen. And the more reasonable you say, the more he finds you annoying.

Fourth, sometimes what we need is not comfort, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you: you are so gullible!

When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. When you die, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.

6. My answer is very good, but Tai says he is not available.

All the efforts will not be completely in vain, and how much time and energy you pay will be accumulated in the future. Nothing in the world is fair, but time is the fairest. Whether you are lazy or hard-working, time will give you results.

Eight, don't think that people who can't let you go will not let you go. Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

Nine, the recent work is not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar intervertebral disc is a bit prominent.

10. Every time you say goodbye, you'd better work harder. Say one more sentence, which may be the last sentence; Take another look, maybe the last.

Don't be too kind to a person, because you will find that after a long time, that person will get used to it and then take everything you do for granted.

Twelve, life is like toilet paper, nothing to talk as little as possible.

Thirteen, a person is happy in front of you, but not necessarily happy behind closed doors. No one leads a particularly easy life. You may not understand others, but please respect others.

Fourteen, there is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Fifteen, do all the bad things you can while you are young. There are only a few years left.

Sixteen, when we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

17. Later I realized that to live a simple, comfortable and free life, the premise is to earn enough money to make you feel at ease. The world is realistic, and only you can make it soft with your own efforts and self.

We always try to comfort others like wise men, but torture ourselves like fools. Many times, it is ourselves who can't get through.

19. Never overestimate your position in the eyes of others. In fact, you are nothing. Don't think you are irreplaceable. Not much for you, and not a little for you.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

21. There is no perfect thing and no perfect person. The key is to know exactly what you want. If you get what you want, you will lose another part. If you want everything, you will get nothing.

Twenty-two, people can not be idle. I will think too much when I am free, and my feelings will overflow when I am free. The so-called affectation, emptiness, loneliness and indifference are all due to laziness, depravity and idleness.

Twenty-three, time changes everything, everything changes us. What I didn't like before is now used to it; What I once wanted very much is no longer needed; I was persistent at first, but then I was free and easy.

Twenty-four, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

Twenty-six, there are some things that we know are wrong, but we must persist because we are unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no way out, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it. .

Twenty-seven, waiting for your concern, until I close my heart.

28. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

Twenty-nine, the road of life is both difficult and easy; There will always be affection, cold and warm in the world. Don't shout tired, because no one will share it for you; Don't be bitter, because no one will taste it for you; Don't be weak, because no one is strong for you.

Thirty, a little painful, only suitable for hiding in my heart. It's a little bitter, but I only know the hard process when I stay on the road of memories. There is no need to show others your pain. Others only watch the excitement, only you are heartbroken.

If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance!

32. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

Understanding short sentence philosophy in real life

No matter what happened in the past, you must believe that the best has not yet arrived.

2, no matter how good, you must meet people who know the goods; Pay again, and you will be grateful!

There are two roads in life: one is to walk with your heart, which is called a dream; One is to walk with your feet, which is called reality.

Hold fast to your dreams. If you dream of death, life is like a bird with broken wings, and you can't fly any more.

When someone says that you have changed, it is only because you no longer live in the way they are used to.

6. On the way to realize your ideal, you must eliminate all interference, especially those beautiful temptations.

7. Don't be afraid of loneliness. Later, you will find that there are many wonderful and unforgettable times in life, mostly when you are alone with yourself.

8. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to close people. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.

9. You can never satisfy everyone's appetite. Smart people will guide everyone to follow their feelings instead of letting themselves follow others.

10, important things are often the most difficult to say, because words will reduce their importance; It's not easy to make strangers care about the good things in your life.

1 1, the best years of my youth were recorded on the paper that smelled of ink, page by page, pushing my life in the auxiliary line of geometry, and I became a different person from yesterday day by day.

12, a monk told me that Tathagata doesn't live in the western paradise, he lives in the heart of each of us, so it's better to worship Buddha than himself. A lot of search in life is not in Qianshan, but in the distance.

13, although it is difficult to give up, it is better than sprinkling salt on the wound all day; Forgetting is bitter, but it is better than being surrounded by loneliness. Learn to relax and dig a hole to bury your sad mood; Try to let go, and the pain in your heart will be digested with tears!

14, cheap things are only happy at the moment they are bought, but unhappy every day when they are used. Good quality things are painful at the moment of giving money, and they are happy every day when they are used, which makes them feel particularly valuable.

15, the meeting of people is a kind of fate; People get along with each other sincerely. A bosom friend is understanding and tacit understanding; Intimate friends are close friends and familiar people. In this world, don't say who is sorry, only many people don't know who to cherish.

16, similarly, you should choose what you say carefully (or write it down). Like your actions, what you say (what you write down) will have a profound impact on your life and the lives of people related to you.

17, a person's life, forget time, forget existence, forget the past. A person has an inexplicable sense of security and an inexplicable loneliness. He was not used to it before but gradually got used to it. A person's wonderful and helpless, only oneself understand.

18, do what others ask you to do, and you will eventually become a coolie. Appear when others need you, disappear when others don't need you, and slowly lose yourself. The biggest problem in life is not to refuse. Say no, you can get it, know how to refuse, and live without entanglement.

19, truth is the longest in the world, hope is always there, and a confidant is rare in life. You are enough. There are always some days in a year that are hard to forget, and there are always some people who cherish it the most in their lives. From winter to spring, from strangeness to familiarity, although I can't always say hello, I will always remember.

20. A man is more like a child, with strong appearance and fragile heart. Even if he can't share his troubles and pains, he needs to know how to encourage and care when he is not firm enough. They are not invincible, and their weaknesses need a place to be placed.

2 1, life is a journey, and the mountains and rivers you walk through are all scenery; All the happiness you have tasted is happiness. Blend a touch of Zen into ink and watch the vicissitudes of life with the free and easy smile of the wind; Pass by with the elegance and lightness of the clouds; Freehand brushwork life with indifference; Accompanied by lush time, through the fingers of time, looking down at fleeting fireworks, savoring the quiet years.

22. Bai Juyi said that the way to treat others and do things is nothing more than caring for the heart and looking after the body. If you want to be taken seriously, you must first pay attention to others. Truly educated people are generous and sincere, because what they think is what others think: they can remember everyone's name, treat everyone with heart, find your bright spot and praise you.

23. The best appearance of a person is probably to be calm, accept all your weaknesses frankly, don't be anxious because others are doing well, and keep the rhythm when no one can see you. This may be a slow walk, but it will be more practical than anyone else. Don't be afraid to step on the air, and don't be afraid to get into other people's tracks.

24. Many times, when we make ourselves better, the problems that bother you will naturally be solved. So, don't focus on those useless things that can't be solved for the time being, focus on how to make yourself better and take a longer view. When you are strong, everything will naturally change.

25, real efforts, there is no time to touch yourself, you just need to stick to it with your heart and never give up. Tired of the same life, I always feel that I can live a different life from now, but I have never made any efforts to change it. Many times, the so-called good luck doesn't just fall from the sky when you stand there and spread your hands. The harder you work, the easier it will be to find you.

26. This is the most easily overlooked item. I often hear people say: I don't have a high degree and little experience, so work! This is easy to say and ridiculous to say. This is just an excuse for you to avoid responsibility. Your job is your choice, not your job. Whether to stay or not depends on your own choice.

27. If life is a first encounter, I will have an affair with you in the past year. Love is like a revolving door. If we find an entrance, there must be an exit waiting for us. One person after another will pass by, no matter who you love, you will eventually part, and the only one who will accompany you forever is a stranger with a vague face.

28. In life, there are always people who come safely, wait quietly and never leave; There are also some people who are as strong as wine and intoxicated, but wake up with nowhere to find, come and go like the wind, and have no trace in their dreams. The fate is deep and the fate is shallow, and so on: countless encounters, countless separations, many sorrows, perhaps disappointment, perhaps expectation, perhaps helplessness, and finally realized, it is better to be humble and indifferent.

29. You can find reasons for sadness, and you will certainly find reasons for happiness; Those who know how to let go find comfort; People who know so hard to forget find freedom; People who know how to care will find friends; People who know how to cherish find happiness! I want to experience the storm of the sea and keep the river calm; It is impossible to climb the dangerous peak and walk on the flat and comfortable plain.

30. The fox found a henhouse, but he was too fat to get into the fence of the henhouse. So I was hungry for three days and finally entered the henhouse, but I couldn't get out when I was full, so I had to be hungry for three days before I escaped. Isn't life like this? ! Naked, naked, no one can take away the wealth and reputation of lifelong management. So we should learn to work happily, enjoy life and relax.

3 1. Living is a state of life. Loneliness is an attitude towards life. What kind of past we give ourselves will bring us back to what kind of tomorrow? For us who are confused, life is an illusion, as frustrating as stagnant water. However, as long as we are willing to stay with time, time will precipitate bitterness and joy for us, and the four seasons will filter sadness and joy for us.

32. Stay up late at night. Don't brush your mobile phone back and forth in bed. The more you brush, the more lonely you get. If you have a bad stomach, eat less Chili cold drinks and overheated food. Exercise more if you can't control your mouth. I can read books when I am alone. Good things are worth spending time, so no matter how hard you work now, don't give up. Think about how long you have been here, another year, and no one has come to hold your hand. Please take care of yourself.

33. Weaknesses of human nature We can often forgive those who make mistakes all the time, but not those who make mistakes occasionally; People who never say a good word to you, occasionally a good word will make you excited; People who are used to saying good things to you, occasionally a bad word will make you angry; The person who invites you to have a meal makes you excited and impressed for a long time; People who take care of your meals all your life, but you take it for granted and turn a blind eye.

34. The most ugly thing in this world is the human heart. You can try to figure it out and guess it. There will always be times when you can't see through it. The most difficult thing to grasp in this world is emotion. You can care about or cherish them, and you can't keep your friends. No amount of elaborate production can stand the test of time; In the face of facts, no amount of explanation is superfluous. You have to go through some things to see some people clearly; You have to see some people clearly to understand some feelings.

35. Life is measured, and life is measured. We can't control our own destiny, but we can control ourselves. We don't want a brilliant life, we want a life without regrets. Happiness is a realm, and happiness is a pursuit. I only know that the roads I have traveled are short and long; After the incident, I know there are joys and sorrows; Only those who have tasted it know whether it is true or not. You can give up everything, but you can't give up your inner sincerity; You can lose everything, but don't lose your conscience.

36. Women's sense of security is roughly two.

A very realistic feeling about life.

Some people say that there are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them. Yes, there are too many uncertainties about the road we are going to take. A word of advice from others, a flash of thought from ourselves, and occasional gains and losses will always change the direction of our destiny. Be more tolerant, be more generous, wave your sleeves without taking away a cloud; Smile, all unhappiness will be a thing of the past. Life will be unhappy, work will be unhappy, feelings will be unhappy, and people will have regrets in their lives. Always want what you want, but there are so many disappointments; I've always wanted to devote myself wholeheartedly, but I have reservations. Envy can't be owned, care can't be together, want to give up but don't want to let go, want to forget but are used to looking back. In fact, life without regrets is not life.

In plain days, life is an understanding, a feeling and a pursuit. Whether we live happily or not, we all have personal experience and unique feelings about life. Perhaps, there have been efforts and ups and downs. Anyway, I have my own understanding and feelings about the present. Everyone wants to improve their lives and become better through hard work. Whether it can be realized or not, we are willing to pursue it. This is life.

It's not easy to live. Happiness is almost the same, but pain is very different. Look down, put it down, think about it, suddenly, smile, and the day passed like this. As long as this day has no regrets, then this day is beautiful and meaningful. Nothing is perfect, and there is no perfect person. Life is made up of regrets and surprises. Don't seek perfection, just seek the beginning and end of everything.

We have been reading, writing and feeling all our lives. No matter how smart and lacking, we still eat a lot. People are awake all their lives, and there is still regret after calmness. The world is big, but the individual is small. Some things don't need to be taken so seriously. We have been very bitter and tired in the hard life, so there is no need to blame ourselves. Life is unhappy, so why force yourself. No matter what the result is, do your best.

Tell yourself not to be sad when you are wronged. That's what happened. Anyone can do this. It is common to be misunderstood and accused. Life is like this, and we are no exception, and we are no exception. A wronged silence, a misunderstood smile. Let time slowly subside, I believe everyone will understand. Being wronged is a kind of mind, accepting misunderstanding is a kind of mind, life is free and easy, and it is also an open-minded and beautiful feeling.

Whether life is bitter or not, we all have to experience it, and we all have happy and unhappy times. We control our own pace of life, not too fast, too fast and easy to get tired; Don't be too slow, too slow is a waste. As time goes by, it flows naturally like a stream. When you go to a place, you will see a scenery. You don't need too much desire. If you yearn for it, you will go forward bravely. If you feel tired, take a nap. Where the soul walks, there is no complaint, no regret, no hesitation. In the final analysis, right and wrong gains and losses are a unique beauty.

Less care, more tolerance. The stage of life is not big, so you can't go straight ahead. Give yourself a reason to relax, don't let too much burden starve your heart; Give yourself a way out, and don't let too many trivial things disturb your calm heart. Learn to let go and laugh at everything; Go your own way; Describe your own scenery; Life is not so complicated, you must feel at ease when you are alive; There are not so many ties in life, so love depends on the heart; I can't care so much in my life. I have to walk with a clear conscience.

The years grow old day by day. Don't keep your confusion in your heart. Better and more tolerant of life. All the complaints you are complaining about now are memories after many years. Some things, if you don't like them, just turn a blind eye. Some people play dumb if they can't guess. If they don't understand, let it be. Life is like a cup of tea, with a leisurely taste. The most comfortable thing is the faint taste. After reading the years and savoring the world of mortals, you will find that the happiness of life is overlooking.

Life is reality, the feeling of life, classic philosophical sentences (50)

First, take your own road, no matter how long it is; Stagnation, no matter how short the road, is difficult to reach.

Second, only when the weak have difficulties can the brave overcome difficulties; Fools only lament, but wise men have thousands of ways.

Third, it is best to get together once a week. No matter family members or friends and colleagues, there will always be gains in communication.

Fourth, be patient when listening to others, and don't interrupt others' complaints if you don't want to listen any more. Maybe you can learn from other people's complaints.

Fifth, the journey is not only about speed, but also about whether it can last; Progress lies not only in speed, but also in whether we can keep the right direction.

6. Be a faithful messenger of marriage, always ready to step into the marriage hall, and be prepared to be a husband, wife and mother.

Seven, when the gas is not harmonious, talk less, and the words will be gone; Don't do things when your heart is not smooth, you will fail.

Eight, to transform the world, we must first transform ourselves; To achieve your career, you must first work hard for yourself; If you want to reach the top successfully, you must climb hard first.

Nine, a beautiful woman may be a devil, and an ugly woman may be an angel. God is always fair. Don't judge a book by its cover.

I know the result clearly, but I am still unwilling to lose to you.

Eleven, wine, drink less appetizers. Things, care more about suffering. Smoking hurts the lungs. Drink more tea and the fire will go away. Talk less. Being a man, obscurity is the most precious.

Exercise makes people full of energy, music makes people full of romance and happiness, and thinking makes people full of wisdom and rationality.

Thirteen, as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

Obey family arrangements, especially in marriage. Remember, your family will not hurt you.

Communicate with parents, brothers and sisters, and greet each other no matter what happens.

16. It is normal to be lovelorn. If you are still crying, it's really sad.

Seventeen, if you don't play in childhood, teenagers are not easy to learn, young people are not determined, and middle-aged people don't start a business, then your life will die with old age.

Eighteen, if rational analysis can't support your decision, then let your heart be the master!

Nineteen, there is no right or wrong in life, only choice.

As the saying goes, health is the capital of revolution, which is a famous saying of any generation.

21. ups and downs are the richness of life, and red, orange, yellow and green are the beauty of life.

On the 22nd, the retreat from the field was wide, allowing three points to be calm.

Twenty-three, the wine of love, two people drink nectar, three people drink sour and vinegar, casually drinking will be poisoned.

Twenty-four, others say that we are not good, don't be angry and sad. You don't have to be happy to say we are good. There are good and bad in it, depending on whether you can use it.

25. Those who sow with tears will surely reap with a smile.

Venus in the eyes of optimists is beautiful, Venus in the eyes of pessimists is disabled, and Venus in the eyes of realists is beautiful and disabled.

Twenty-seven, women, like tea, bring you a fragrance that you will never get tired of and a faint feeling that you will never regret.

28. Love and live. Remember, the sun is new every day, don't live up to the beautiful morning light.

Twenty-nine, worry about the worries of the world, this worry is worrying, don't worry about people; If you share the happiness in the world, you will have fun, and you will never forget the reward.

Money is like water, nothing will die of thirst, and too much will drown.

Thirty-one, there is no need to look back who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

Thirty-two, coming is accidental, and going is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

Thirty-three, crying, not because of weakness, but because of being strong for too long.

Thirty-four, the route is composed of "foot" and "each", so "everyone has his own interests"; It is precisely because "everyone has his own interests" that everyone has his own success.

Thirty-five, wrong is a temporary regret, missed is a permanent regret!

Thirty-six, people who don't take a shower will not smell fragrant if they spray perfume hard. Fame comes from real talent and learning, and virtue is natural and fragrant.

Don't covet unexpected wealth. Content is better than riches.

Thirty-eight, finding your own faults is diagnosis, finding things for yourself is tempering, analyzing yourself as a confidant, and laughing at yourself is encouragement!

Thirty-nine, there are only two kinds of women in the world, one is happy, and the other is strong. It is not necessary to be strong to hold happiness in the palm of your hand, and the strong must be strong.

Forty, the more familiar you are, the more you know where it hurts.

4 1. Those who praise and admire us are not famous teachers. Those who will tell us and guide us are good knowledge, and with them we will make progress.

Forty-two, relatives are like old cotton-padded clothes, even if they get prickly heat, they still have to protect you. A friend is like a raincoat. You wear it when you need it and put it aside after use.

Forty-three, the spirit is complete and the way of thinking is round; The goal is ambitious and the action decision is round; Be strict with yourself and be lenient with others.

If you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world.

45. It is better to accept your fate than to complain. There is no better way for you to accept the unchangeable fact.

46. If you admire yourself too much, you will not find the advantages of others; If you worship the merits of others too much, you will not see your own merits.

Forty-seven, when you are used to a life, then you only live one day in your life; If your life is always new, then you will have a wonderful day.

48. Tolerance is the best gift for others. If you keep it for yourself, that's the beginning of corruption.

Forty-nine, choose good people to make friends, choose good books to read, choose good words to listen, and choose good deeds to follow.

The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on people close to them.