What mentally retarded scenes in online novels are amazing?

1, "The body is very hot, but there is no way to relieve it.

You grind the soymilk machine.

"

When I saw it, I couldn't help laughing like a donkey.

2. After many years, I still remember that poor but heavy entity online novel.

The hero is the sole heir of the richest family on earth, with an unparalleled handsome appearance.

On this day, he drove his limited single-digit supercar to report to the best aristocratic school in the world.

On the same day, with the innate spirit of Wang Ba, I received two diehard younger brothers, and then took them to eat a big meal that made them ecstatic, KFC.

Then the man needed their help, but they refused. The man promised to treat them to KFC in the future, and they danced and agreed.

When I was seventeen, I had never eaten KFC. I think this man shows off his wealth too much, so I threw away the book.

It may be wrong to see what someone said in the sky and only remember the general expression. If you know this book, please give the title and original text.

It seems to be the middle part of the book story, because the protagonist is smart, so this paragraph is taken out to vomit.

The older generation: "What realm are you now?"

Protagonist: "Uncle Hui, disciple is XX Wuxiang"

The older generation nodded and said, "Well, it's good to be five times as old as XX."

The protagonist was surprised and said, "This old guy can see at a glance that my realm is five times that of XX."

At that time, I was full of "fucking mental retardation" when I watched it.

4, a city soldier king is a doctor, and the protagonist enters the female class.

In the first class, the teacher asked everyone to recite pi. The heroine recited hundreds, and the villain 1 recited more than the heroine.

At this time, the protagonist smiled disdainfully and began to recite. The villain 1 said, "You're not reciting pi at all." The woman directly told the villain 1 to shut up and said, "He's reciting pi backwards."

This made me doubt what I had learned in mathematics.

This woman was pregnant with love rat's child, but love rat abandoned her.

Love rat said, "You don't deserve my children."

And gave the woman who was pregnant for one month an abortion drug.

The woman fainted from bleeding.

The hostess woke up and found that she would vomit when she drank chicken soup and fish soup, but she always vomited anyway.

Then the man who secretly loves her said it was a pregnancy reaction because you had a baby in your stomach.

The hostess was stunned.

What? Didn't it all flow? I saw blood.

Male evil spirit said with a smile

You were pregnant with twins, and you lost only one baby that day.

I can't help laughing.