Funny joke (about the army)

During World War II, people lived in panic because London was often attacked by German air. One day, on the ground floor of a six-story building, there lived a family. Their grandfather was going to the toilet when they heard the alarm. Boom, the house collapsed. When people dug up his grandfather in the ruins, he just smiled. He raised the toilet belt in his hand and said.

Pretend to be nearsighted

If a young man wants to avoid conscription, he pretends to be highly nearsighted. During the physical examination, the military doctor pointed to the examination table and asked him to signal. He looked around and said, "What test table? Where is it? "

That night, he went to the movies and suddenly found that the doctor of medicine was sitting next to him. The medical doctor also recognized him and was about to ask questions. He said first, "Doctor, is this a hotel?"

service family

Jack is a typical soldier and his family has a strong military color. For example, the plastic sign at the door of the kitchen reads "Supplies Department" and the sign of "Information Exchange Station" is hung at the door of the living room. The son's bedroom is written with the words "boys' dormitory" and the daughter's bedroom is written with the words "girls' dormitory". The guests think that their husband and wife's bedroom must be hung with the headquarters sign. Surprisingly, the sign said: "Recruitment Training Center".

I'm afraid; fear

It is said that an officer asked the orderly to fetch water and drink by the river. The orderly went for a while and soon came back empty-handed: "Sir, there is a crocodile in the river!" " "

The officer said, "Don't be afraid! In fact, crocodiles are afraid to see you, even more afraid than you. "

The orderly said, "Sir, if crocodiles are half as afraid as I am, the river can't be drunk."

plane

In a military exercise, a small team was ordered to wait for the arrival of a helicopter at a designated place, but the plane never arrived. At this time, the captain saw an old woman growing vegetables in the field. So, he asked. To make the old woman understand, he said, Aunt, have you seen an iron bird fly by? Aunt thought for a moment and said, I didn't see the iron bird, but the helicopter did.

natural instinct

A military region once held a track and field meeting. At this time, on the runway, the morale of five people on the runway is preparing to participate in the 100 meter race. Just waiting for the referee to shoot. There was only one shot, and guess what? All five soldiers raised their hands and shouted, "don't shoot, I surrender!" ! "