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People who know couplets please come in and help (patience is needed)
Bottom line: A good book is not a good book.
This couplet was written by Xu Wei in Ming Dynasty. The first couplet refers to reading when I was young, but I don't like reading. I like reading when I am old, but I can't read well.
The first part: Idle people are not allowed to become sages.
Yuan Right: Thieves don't come to the road.
Xinlian: Fishing people don't come to work.
Wulian: sinners are not allowed to get drunk.
This couplet was written by a monk in Mingdan Mountain.
Part I: Ideal is not enjoyment.
Bottom line: The future is full of money.
Part one: watch plum blossoms sweep the snow.
Bottom line: the mountains are dancing and flowing.
The beauty of this couplet lies in its urgent reading, such as the scale:' Dolemi fasolasi'. The next couplet reads the numbers in dialect: "1234567".
The first part: the summer mouse cools the beam, and the cat strokes scare the summer mouse.
Yuan Right: Hungry chickens steal rice, tell children to pick up stones and beat hungry chickens.
Guyou: thirsty cranes make slaves shoot thirsty cranes.
This couplet is also called' Summer Rat Measuring Beam'.
The first part: the summer mouse cools the beam and the pen wall depicts the cat. The summer rat jumped along the eaves, hit the pile and died, and the cat ate the corpse.
Yuan Right: Missing!
I was right: the hungry chicken stole rice, the hungry chicken fled with the same child, and died when it touched the shed, and the arrow fell.
This couplet is a new couplet changed by netizens, and Yu Mian is right.
Part one: Chickens are eager to eat beans.
Bottom line: beams are cool in summer.
Part I: xixi Xixi Xixi Xi.
Bottom line: You can swim in the right skunk.
Part 1: Let's spend the summer together tonight.
Part II: Enjoy the flowers tomorrow.
The first part: a scholar, a farmer and a worker (palace).
Bottom line: cold and hot, warm and cool (good), respect and frugality.
Wulian: aluminum, copper, gold, molybdenum (wood), water, fire and earth.
This couplet is also an odd couplet. The first part is divided into two parts: scholars, agriculture, industry and commerce; Gong Shang jiao Yu The former is a four-industry, while the latter is a five-tone, homophonic word repetition. The primitive five virtues of cold and hot are four senses, and gentleness, courtesy and frugality are gentlemen. My aluminum, copper, gold and molybdenum are four metals, and Jin Mu's water, fire and earth are five elements.
Part I: Tour the West Lake, carrying an iron can, which falls to the West Lake, but it is precious to the iron can.
Yuan Right: Missing!
Gu You: Every Jia Zi, Jia Zi, Jia Zi meets Jia Zi, Jia Zi Jia Zi.
Wulian: After nine years, if you hold the wine bowl, you will lose it and regret it for a long time.
Wulian: crossing the child's eye, shooting the child's eye, killing the child's eye and hurting the child's eye.
Jiuwan: Jiuwan Creek of Three Gorges.
Part I: Mud, fertilizer and grain are still thin.
Bottom line: short nights are long.
This couplet is homophonic' Ni Fei monk is thin'; Ghost short hag long'.
Part one: It's illegal to cut hair again.
Bottom line: becoming a monk with a flail.
This couplet is used to satirize a monk for breaking the law.
Part I: How beautiful are flowers like lotus flowers?
Bottom line: Berries are more sour than plums.
Part I: Draw a temple, a temple, a wonderful temple.
Bottom line: The famous garden is Yuanmingyuan.
Part I: Agate is not a horse brain.
Bottom line: Ji Lang is not a wolf liver.
This alliance was established by Wang Hong of the Ming Dynasty.
Part I: When it rains heavily, I'm afraid of mud. Egg tofu is left to the son-in-law, and Mo Yan returns.
Original: None!
According to legend, when it rained in the Qing Dynasty, his father-in-law Zhong took in his son-in-law. It seems ordinary, but in fact it is well-intentioned and wonderful. Because of its clever use of homophonic puns, all couplets are ancient names. For: Xia Dayu: Xia; Ni: Confucius; Ji Dan: Zhou Wuwang's name; Du Fu and Liu Yuxi: poets in the Tang Dynasty; Mozi and Yan Hui: Disciples of Confucius. Because it is too difficult, it is said that no one can answer correctly so far.
The first part: I'm afraid of mud when it rains heavily, and I leave eggs and tofu to my son-in-law.
Original: None!
Wu Lian: I hurt my heel. I'm afraid to invade my body. An Qisheng has no medicine and no medicine.
This couplet is another version of the couplet. My homophonic businessman Zu Geng: Wang Shang's name; Ji Qinsheng: the name of Zheng Zhuanggong in the Spring and Autumn Period; Wuyi: General of Shu State in Three Kingdoms; Mei Yan: a character in the list of gods; An Qisheng: Han.
Part I: Wheat seeds are irrigated in heavy rain.
The sky is falling: Tian He will work on the arid plateau.
This couplet is homophonic Xia Dayu; Mozi philosopher in the Spring and Autumn Period (Mai and Homophony); Guan Zhong: a figure in the Spring and Autumn Period; Gaudi: Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang; Tian He, Master of Yi Studies in the Early Han Dynasty, Bigan, Minister of Shang and Zhou Dynasties.
The first part: Sinan women go to Tongren.
Bottom line: the chef will come.
This couplet was written by Wu Jinsan in Qing Dynasty. When friends go out here, it means that Sinan women go to Tongren, which is homophonic: thinking about men and women walking with people; Jin San pointed to the chef who served the food. It turned out that this chef was originally from Shangcai and later lived in Huili. He often goes back and forth between these two places. Homonym: the chef who serves stewed carp.
The first part: Modern scholars are short-sighted, and the imperial capital forbids trying Jinshi, but they wet their necks and wipe them with towels.
Part II: It is an epic poem that began in the street. It is like a stone lion, vowing to erode.
Part I: Looking for edible mussels by the water in Fo Yin.
Bottom line: Take it home from Dongpo River.
This couplet is a day when Dongpo takes his family out to play. He wrote this couplet when he met Fo Yin digging clams by the river. Homophonic: Fo Yin is looking for "delicious" food by the water. When Fo Yin heard this, Dongpo took his family with him. Homonym: Dongpo River brought' cangue'.
Part I: The Yangtze River crosses the Yangtze River.
Bottom line: Jiao Shan lives in Jiao Shan Cave.
This couplet was written by Yang Jisheng (Jiao Shan) in Ming Dynasty and Jiao Shan in Zhenjiang.
Part One: A Bai Lianhua in the sky, holding Buddha in the wind.
Bottom line: There are several chestnut trees in the gorge, and the moon is far from the ape.
The first part: Yulantang, Yulan Mao Lei is at the bar, trying to stop the rest.
Bottom line: the banquet is clear, the lotus fragrance attracts the light swallow, and the mood is clear.
Reading this couplet quickly and repeatedly becomes a mouthful. Yulantang: On the lakeside of Kunming in the Summer Palace, it is the bedroom of Emperor Guangxu. Qing Banquet Boat: Zhou Shi, located at the west foot of Wanshou Mountain in the Summer Palace, is a famous water building in the garden.
Daguanlou Changlian
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In front of Daguanlou in the southwest suburb of Kunming, there is a famous couplet with the word 180.
The first part is: "Five hundred Li Dianchi Lake, running to the fundus. I am happy with the vast space! Look: there is a monarch in the east, a mausoleum in the west, a snake in the north and a Soviet in the south. A master of rhyme, why not choose to win the game and go to Xieyuluo to comb the package on the wind and fog; It is even more beautiful, dotted with some jade feathers and Danxia. Live up to it: fragrant rice and clear sand around, hibiscus in September and willow in March. "
The bottom line is: "Thousands of years of past events have been brought to my mind. Who is the hero? Thinking: Han Xi Louchuan, Tang Biao Iron Column, Song Huiyu Axe, Yuan Yue Leather Bag. Wei Lie made great contributions, tried his best to move mountains, painted buildings with bead curtains, and failed to roll as fast as the rain in the evening, so he broke the monument and gave pale smoke. Wei Sheng: How many bells are sparse, half a river is fishing, two rows of autumn geese, and a pillow is clear of frost. "
This couplet depicts the scenery of Dianchi Lake: surrounded by mountains, with Jinma Mountain in the east, Bijia Mountain in the west, Snake Mountain in the north and Xianhe Mountain in the south. On a crab-like island, willow branches dance with the wind in the fog, just like a girl combing her hair and temples; The overwhelming reeds are dotted with jade-like birds, reflecting the splendid Xia Hong. Also, please don't live up to the fragrant rice fields around Dianchi Lake, the vast beaches on sunny days, the lotus flowers in summer and the willows in spring. The second part is about reciting the history of Yunnan: Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty learned to build a ship, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty erected an iron pillar of discipline, Song Taizu's husband waved a picture scroll, and Yuan Shizu rowed a canoe across the river to unify China. In the end, the great achievements of emperors of past dynasties passed like morning rain; Even the remains of the Kikuji Palace are just lying in pale smoke and sunset. As a result, only the bells of the ancient temple, the fishing fire in the river, the autumn geese flying south and first frost in late autumn are left behind.
Riddle fun association
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Jade is like jade in the mouth.
The audience has a heart but no heart.
The answer to the first part: China.
The bottom line answer is: laziness
Lu Su sent his son to ask for directions.
Yangming xiaoqingdong window
The answer to the first part: please point out the maze.
The bottom answer: welcome.
Don't worry about the sunset glow.
When the furnace is off, try your best to tighten the bolts.
The first part of the answer: baldness.
The second part of the puzzle: donkey.
Every household in the martial arts family can play the single-hole flute.
Every family plays a piano with a single string instrument.
The answer to the first part: blow the torch.
The bottom answer: play cotton.
A red sun over the white snake crossing the river
Qinglong hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 Venus.
The first part of the answer: oil lamp.
The bottom answer: scale.
Black is not white, red or yellow, nor is it a domestic animal or a wild animal like foxes, cats and dogs.
There are also words in poetry and Analects of Confucius, and there are also ambiguities in east, west, north and south. Although it is short, it is a wonderful article.
The first part of the answer: guess.
The second part of the puzzle: mystery.
Cryptographic association
Blow Xiangjiang river several times.
A pillow attracts martial arts clouds.
On the hidden "flute"
The next link hides the dream.
One two three four five six seven
Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and sincerity
The upper allied Tibetan "eight" means tortoise.
The bottom line hides "shame", which means shameless.
North and South
Two three four five
Six seven eight nine
Horizontal batch: nothing.
Part I: A piece of clothing is missing.
Bottom line: less than ten (food).
Three thousand Li of snow on one shoulder
Dry eyes at twelve o'clock
The first part of the League has hidden the "sedan chair". The next link hides the cat.
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