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Why do you say, "If I believe you, sows can climb trees"?

Is it true that sows can't climb trees? Actually, sows can climb trees. Well, as long as the tree is cut down and laid flat on the ground, it can climb the tree, otherwise it will be a flood. Under the threat of death, sows will climb trees, okay?

These new cases tell us that some words have not adapted to the new era, and there is another meaning, that is, as long as you have an idea, there is nothing you can't pretend.

Inner os: "Hahahahahahaha ..."

Well, in fact, the sentence "If I believe you, sows can climb trees" can still be used to describe an untrustworthy person. After all, according to the era when this phrase originated, according to their cognition, it really seems impossible for sows to climb trees.

According to the background at that time, "If I believe you, sows can climb trees" is obviously a very strong, serious and almost face-breaking refusal! When you say this sentence, it basically represents two people, and the relationship is not much worse. You only need to pierce enough paper to make two people break up completely.

Of course, this sentence has different meanings when used in different identities. For example, the elders told the younger generation that it was not entirely a slap in the face. It may bring more criticism and education, and there is a feeling of hating iron and not producing steel. It is very helpless and sad, otherwise it wouldn't say such hurtful things.

But now, with the development of the times, this sentence obviously has a new use. For example, there are always some friends in the ridicule between good friends. Although they say, "If I trust you, sows will climb trees", they can't help but do something and make some choices that trust you.

In fact, I want to help you, I want to help you, I want to believe you, but I promised you so easily, trusted you so easily, and helped you so easily. Then I want to be shameless, I want to lose face, do I want to mix? Hum ~

Many times, this sentence has not hurt people. It's really a joke. After all, is everyone having fun now? In fact, some words are really casual to communicate among young people, and it is no problem to use titles between father and son. As long as the relationship is close enough, I really don't mind, and I really know I'm joking, so I really won't get angry.

As long as the relationship between two people is close enough, the sentence "If I believe you, sows can climb trees" really won't hurt people. Maybe he will give you an answer. Who says sows can't climb trees? Look at the news, read the newspaper, and check it to see if sows can climb trees.

Inner os: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ..."

However, although the sentence "If I believe you, sows can climb trees" is not as hurtful as before, it still exists. No matter how good the relationship is, it should be used with caution.