Collection of 80 earthly love words with a little greasy homophone

A little greasy homophonic love story with an earthy flavor (Part 1)

1. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she murmured to herself. The result was no result.

2. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked the classmates who had the paper. The climax came, and the voice just Falling, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."

3. When I was learning to drive, the instructor gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sand Car.

4. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you". The chicken said to the duckling: "You don't have to duck."

5. My eyes light up when I open them, and darken when I close my eyes. Could it be that I am also a refrigerator?

6. Do you know? Doraemon does not have a neck for hygiene reasons. Why? Because of "blue neck mud accumulation".

7. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a star. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.

8. The puff was squashed, and my mother said it couldn’t be eaten. I asked why, because it was a flat puff.

9. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

10. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut, so he said: "Take care of me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

11. If you don’t even cherish me, what do you cherish? Zhen Huanzhuan?

12. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I managed to do both academically and emotionally.

13. One day I found a little bit of dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that?

14. Why does Conan always wear that suit of clothes? Because he is afraid of being said by others: Ouch, these are new clothes!

15. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging Lotus Roots"

16. If you don't even make a date with me, why do you make a date with three chapters?

17. Our country has invented drone technology in the Tang Dynasty, Du Mu's " There is a record in "Passing the Huaqing Palace": "The concubine riding in the red world laughs, and the drone comes with lychees. ”

18. Sheriff: Let’s search this area like a carpet! There is a thief. The little policeman: It’s too easy, search for a thief!

19. One day, the little bear was looking everywhere Your own book: “Where is my book? "Yeah, where did I lose?" ”

20. Let me give you some popular science about the types of ducks: little yellow duck, Kodak duck, Peking duck, did you miss me duck~ A little greasy homophonic and earthy love story (Part 2 )

21. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally I couldn't help but lift the lid and found out that what was steaming was boring<. /p>

22. On the way home from buying oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turned out that this is called oysters liking mud

23. One day, the little bear planted a strawberry and a mango. , and found that the strawberries were growing very slowly, the little bear said: You can’t do it, Berry, you can’t do it, you can’t do it without you.

24. Asked the stone monkey when he missed home the most, he answered: Late at night. When, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a homesick stone monkey.

25. “What do you think a piece of glass will say when it’s about to jump off a building? "What?" "Good night, I'm sorry." ”

26. You don’t even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want shi.

27. Forward this purple potato, the person you like will love you.

28. You don’t even love me, what do you love, do you love Qiyi?

29. Guoba, Mianba, and Niba are good friends. One day, Mianba and Niba played together. , Guoba called and asked, "I am Niba, did you hear that, I am you, dad"

30. I like Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that I No access to the Internet.

31. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, but just opened it in Kings Canyon, okay?

32. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken and porridge~

33. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so that you will not be hungry Dream.

34. A spider asked a question to a caterpillar. The caterpillar told it twice but the spider still didn’t understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily: "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said aggrievedly. : "I am a spider"

35. Standing opposite were No. 1, No. 2, No. 3, No. 4, No. 5, five enemies. My bodyguard said to me, "Master, please tell me how many to beat."

36. My mother was looking at the recipe for cooking. The recipe called for adding 3-6 grams of sugar. My mother added 5 grams and was still adding it. I asked my mother why she needed to add more. She said more (at home) ) is also good!

37. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it is really a waste of love

38. Introduce yourself: I am 20 years old, my limbs are intact, my facial features are complete, my bowel movements are normal, I can breathe on my own, eat three meals a day, and can use a smartphone. I have a bright future.

39. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.

40. Today I went to an island called Buavojiura Island. A little greasy homophone and earthy love story (Part 3)

41. Sun Wukong fell into the lake, and when he came ashore again, he turned into a six-eared macaque. It turned out that he fell into the "Be" Gar Lake.

42. Find Ouyang Xiu.

43. Xiaolan always likes to chat with others about Conan, she is really a master of chatting!

44. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!

45. "I might be a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"

46. I want pumpkin almond milk, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

47. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape. Why? Leji wins.

48. When the Want Want Snow Cake feels hot, it will turn into a Want Want Cover.

49. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

50. Do you know why seagulls stop calling when they arrive in Europe? Because Parisian gulls are mute.

51. Once upon a time, there was an illiterate person who was walking. As he walked, he suddenly became literate. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

52. I am a relatively mature person. Things like not eating out of anger are only done after I have eaten.

53. I was on an island recently. My friend asked me which island I was on. I was on the Poverty Island.

54. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.

55. If you are touched by a scene, you will have two words: touch of life.

56. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

57. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

58. I said I was driving screws at work, but you said everywhere that I was attacking Russia?

59. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke American or British accent, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

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60. If you don’t even kiss me, then what are you kissing, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau? A little greasy homophonic earthly love story (Part 4)

61. “Would you choose the article? "Choose a haircut" "I choose a hairdresser"

62. The mother sparrow heard the little sparrow: "What kind of hairstyle do you want to have today?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"

63. What Rutiha said was very touching. Everyone said that he was touching and wise.

64. Lu Su: "You are drunk. If you drink again, you will die." Zhou Yu: "I am not drunk." Lu Su: "You can tell me, Commander.

" Zhou Yu: "Dudududududu"

65. If you miss someone, don't say anything, just send him a cold yes, because a cool yes will miss you like a river.

66. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t iron them evenly. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Do you hear me?

67. The little neighbor is singing at home. KTV, I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was, and he said it was louder. I ate a grilled oyster, but it had no taste at all. I cried while eating it. It turned out that this was

68. You said that girls with apple-shaped muscles smile naturally, but do girls with Android phones have awkward smiles?

69. The emperor returned from a private visit incognito. When the Queen Mother met, she asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "my...my name is lilei?" "

70. "Why does Xu Xian let Bai Suzhen go as soon as she sings every time she gets angry? "Because she's the best at rap songs." ”

71. If you don’t even coax me, why are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

72. I drove past a small mud puddle, and the water splashing in the small mud puddle was very noisy. It turned out to be very noisy. Mud.

73. I just met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

74. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab!" ”

75. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the cloth was able to go out.

76. Xiao Ming got lost in the wild at night. On cold nights, he could only hold a tombstone to keep warm.

77. “Why do I often feel dizzy when riding in a car? "That's because you didn't memorize the multiplication table." "

78. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. Did you hear that the dates fell apart? Did you hear that they fell apart early.

79 ."Dad, dad, what does eager to try mean?" ""This is where I take a bath," Yue Yunpeng said to his son.

80. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear had a private chat. Little Rabbit said, don't build it again. Did you hear it? Say goodbye... .