5-minute English funny drama script

5-minute English funny scripts (5 commonly used)

Drama refers to a form of drama with dialogue as the main form, which was introduced to China in the late 19 century and the early 20th century. Different from traditional stage plays and traditional operas, the main narrative means of drama is the dialogue or monologue of actors without accompaniment on the stage, but a small amount of music and singing can be used. The following is my 5-minute English funny drama script. Welcome to reading.

5 Minutes English Funny Drama Script 1 Clever Rabbit (Clever Rabbit)

Role:

Red eyes (long ears) and short tail (short tail)

Mother Wolf Rabbit (Mother Rabbit)

Storytelling translation

Doguya, toys, stools, tables, a tree, etc.

There is a table, some stools and some toys in a house with a door.

Three rabbits (three little rabbits)

( 1)

Storyteller: Mother Rabbit has red eyes, long ears and a short tail.

Mother rabbit has three children. She named them red eyes, long ears and short tails. )

Red eyes: (Go to the front. Step forward. )

Hello! I have red eyes. Nice to meet you.

(hello! I have red eyes. Nice to meet you. )

Long ears: (Touch his long ears. Holding his long ears. )

Hi! Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Long Ear.

(hi! Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is Long Ear. )

Show short tail: (Show his tail. )

Hello, classmates! I have a short tail.

(Hello, children! I have a short tail. Nice to meet you all. )

After that, they are playing games. They are playing games in the house. )

(2)

Storyteller: A wolf is hiding his thoughts. At this moment, mother rabbit is an arm.

A wolf is hiding behind a tree. He has a bad idea. At this time, Mother Rabbit came back with a basket of radishes. ) mother rabbit: (singing. Sing a song. ) Bunnies, open the door.

(Bunny, darling, open the door. Mom's back. )

Wolf: Ah, I know their secret. Ah, I know their secret. )

Mother rabbit: (walks into the house. Into the house. )

Good evening, my children. Are you hungry?

Let's have dinner!

Good evening, children! Are you hungry? Let's have dinner. )

Storyteller: the big bad wolf.

Storyteller: Then the next day, the next day, Mother Rabbit is going out. )

Mother rabbit: I'm going to open the door. Don't open the door for strangers (I'm going to pick mushrooms. Remember, never open the door to strangers. )

Everyone: OK.

Storyteller: Three rabbits were shut for a while, and they heard someone knocking at the door.

The Wolf: (Learn to sing. Learn to sing. ) Bunnies, open the door.

Mom's back.

(Bunny, darling, open the door. Mom's back. )

Red eyes and short tail: Mom is back. )

Long ears: (stop them from opening the door. ) No, not our mother. That doesn't sound like mom. No, not mom. That doesn't sound like mom. )

Red eyes: Let me see. This is not true (let me see. Not mom. )

The Wolf: (Bang! Bang! Bang! ) I am your mother. Open the door in a hurry

I'm your mother. Open the door. )

Long ears: OK. You must show your tail.

(all right. Then you must stick your tail into the door.

Wolf: OK.

Narrator: The clever rabbit caught the wolf's tail. )

Mother Rabbit: You big bad egg! You big bad guy! )

Storyteller: As she said, she hit (as she said, she picked up a stick and hit the wolf hard. )

Wolf: Oh. Oh, my God! My tail hurts. (oh. Oh, my God! I hurt my tail. )

Storyteller: The wolf's tail is broken.

Mother's voice, they opened the door and hugged their mother.

The wolf's tail was broken and it ran away. Little rabbit heard her mother's voice, opened the door and threw herself into her arms. )

Mother Rabbit: My clever children. My dear children. )

5 Minutes English Funny Drama Script 2 Narrator: It was a cold night. Titanium has been corroded. Ross, Jack and Oscar are in a lifeboat floating on the sea. This is Jack. This is Ross, and this is Oscar, her fiance. They are talking and introducing, and three people are sitting at the table.

Oscar: Oh, dear ~ Are you all right? (puts his hand on Ross's shoulder as he talks)

Jack: She is my girl. (Opening Oscar's hand)

Oscar: You are so cold. (Take off the newspaper and put it on the R to face the audience) You are what you wear.

Jack: What are you doing! (Throw away the school uniform, take off the down jacket and shake, face the audience) Bosideng (Boston), warm and comfortable, is my choice. (Put down jacket on Rose)

Rose: (to Jack) I love you. (to the audience) But I love Bosideng more.

Oscar: Hey! She is my future wife. Who are you?

Jack: I'm Ward Pandit. I'm in charge (my website is my decision).

Oscar: Everyone on earth knows that she and I will go to new york for our wedding. Rose: But now ...

Jack: Stop it! Take out your knife! (takes a pencil out of his pocket and holds his hand tightly)

Oscar: OK. Let's go and fight! (and take out a pencil and hold it in your hand)

Jack & Oscar: Fight! (Poke each other with pencils)-Little Bee ~

Ross: No, no, no! Please stop! (pulling two people) (J&O accidentally pushed Rose off the table-fell into the water)

Rose: Help, help! (Jack & Oscar will Larose's desk)

Oscar: How are you, dear?

Rose: (to the audience) Piarou is so confident ~ (shaking his hair)

(Ross accidentally pushes Oscar and Oscar falls into the water) Oscar: Help, help!

Rose: Oh, no! (Holding out his hand to Oscar) (Jack grabs Ross's hand and looks at her)

Jack: (singing) You are my rose, you are my flower … you are my life, you are my sweetheart ~

Ross: But … what about Oscar?

Jack: Ignore him.

Ross: OK. Dear ~ I love you, love you, just like mice love rice ~

Narrator: By this time, Oscar was gone ... Jack and Ross were still floating on the sea. It's getting colder and colder.

Jack: Do you feel cold?

Rose: Yes. You see how lonely we are.

Jack: Don't worry. I have this! This is a magic lighter (lighter). (Jack presses the lighter) (Superwoman, put a piece of paper on your chest and write down S)

Superwoman: (to the audience) Do you know who I am? I am superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I am willing to help others.

Rose: Would you please help us get out of here? (Superwoman ignores it and faces Jack)

Superwoman: Oh, handsome boy ~ Come here, I'll save you.

Jack: Take my daughter.

Superwoman: No way! (Under superwoman) (Jack presses the lighter for the second time)

(In Princess India, hands crossed to greet the audience)

Princess: I'm a princess from India.

Rose: Would you please help us get out of here?

Princess: OK. I have a magic blank, maybe it can take you away. Let's go (takes a scarf out of his pocket) (Jack &; Rose tried to put out her foot, and the princess shook her scarf up and down.

Princess: Oh, no, it's broken! My blanket! (If you say you're quitting, you're quitting, and you're drifting away.)

(under the Indian princess) (Jack didn't press it for the third time, Harry Potter was on it, holding a broom)

Harry: Huh? Where am I? (To the audience) My name is Harry Potter. I come from Hogwarts. I lost my way.

Rose: Would you please help us get out of here?

Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited. (shrugs)

Jack: (angrily) Oh, my God! Go away now! (pointing forward) (under Harry Potter)

Narrator: Suddenly, the lifeboat was shaking because Jack and Ross were too heavy.

Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you. This ship can't support us.

A long time. You have to live, so I want to jump into the sea.

Ross: No, no, no. To jump or not to jump is a question.

Jack: Then let God decide (they bow their heads and pray devoutly).

Rose: God will bless us. Jack and Ross reach out from behind at the same time, covering the hammer.

Jack Ross: One, two, three! (Jack gives the hammer and Ross gives the steamed stuffed bun)

Jack: I lost. You see, this is God's choice. (Ross shakes his head again and again)

Ross: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why are you called Jack?

Jack: I wish you a happy life. Goodbye! Jack jumps off the table and Ross reaches for it, but it's no use. )

Ross: You jump, I jump. (Rose jumps off the table, O is still alive, and keeps calling for help ...)

(The narrator sings "My heart is eternal", the music begins and the whole play ends. Jack & Ross danced and tied a classic knot with open arms. ).

There are three characters in the 5-minute English funny drama script: rabbit (rabbit), fox (fox), monkey (monkey), tortoise (turtle), mommy bear (mother bear), baby bear (baby bear), lion (lion) and bird (bird).

Set: With the big forest as the background, there is a hut in the right corner of the stage, with a papaya tree in the middle and a big tree in the middle. There is a big stone in the left corner of the stage, and there are two peach trees on the back steps of the left corner.

(The curtain slowly opens with the lyrical and beautiful music. )

In this beautiful forest, there are many lovely animals. They love each other and live a happy life!

There are many small animals in a beautiful big forest. They love each other and live happily together!

Scene 1: Small animals are dancing in groups.

Rabbit dance (music: lively, brisk and jumping)

Foxtrot (disco with a strong sense of rhythm)

Tortoise dance (stretching and contracting, music: slow, deep and funny)

Little monkey dance (naughty and clever, you can use the theme song of Journey to the West)

(The music turns soft and slow, the rabbit spins and dances alone, the music fades into the sound of running water, the stage lights turn dim, and the scenery is by the lake and under the papaya tree. )

Scene 2: "Glug" (clear and loud)

Rabbit: (looking around in surprise) What's the matter?

What is this?

Take a few steps back and run, just hitting the fox. )

Fox: (strange feeling) What's the matter? Why did you run?

Why did you run? What happened?

Rabbit: (panting): "Boom, boom, boom."

Boom, boom, boom

Fox: (scared): Oh! It's terrible. Let's run.

Wow! It's terrible, let's run!

(At this moment, Mother Bear came out from behind the tree with her basket and baby bear, just in time to see the rabbit and fox running in a panic. )

Mother Bear: (looking surprised): What's the matter? Why did you run?

What happened? Why did you run?

Rabbit and Fox (together): Here comes Gu Dong.

Bear: (hiding in his mother's arms in fear) Mom, mom, I'm afraid.

Mom, mom, I'm scared!

Mother Bear: (comforting the baby) Oh! Honey, don't be afraid. Let's run.

Good baby, don't be afraid, let's run! Come on, come on!

The little monkey, the bird and the tortoise were surprised to see them on the peach tree in another corner.

Monkey: (pointing to running animals) Why? Why are they all running?

Why, why are they all running?

Tortoise: (mysterious) Maybe, a monster!

Maybe it's the devil!

Little monkey and bird: (looks scared) Oh, terrible, let's run!

Ouch! It's terrible! Run!

Tortoise: (following in a panic) Wait! Just wait.

Wait a minute!

The big lion was sleeping under a stone and the noise of the crowd woke him up. The lion roared and stretched himself. )

Lion: (angry) It's noisy! Why? Why are you all running?

It's too noisy. Why are you all running?

Everybody: (Out of breath) Gu Dong, here comes Gu Dong.

Lion: (surprised) Gu Dong, what is it? Where is it?

What is "glug"? Where is it?

Everybody look at me, I look at you, and shake their heads. )

Little monkey: (asks mother bear) Where?

Where is it?

Mother Bear: (shaking her head) I don't know. (to the fox) Where?

I don't know. Where is it?

Fox: (shaking his head) I don't know. (turns to the rabbit) Where?

I don't know. Where is it?

All eyes are on the rabbit. )

Rabbit: (scratching his head and pointing to the opposite side) S over there.

Right over there!

Lion: (very arrogant) Let's go and have a look.

Go and have a look.

Everyone looked at each other and showed great fear. )

Lion: (patting his chest, very brave) Come, follow me.

Let's go Follow me!

The music is playing, a magnificent and powerful March, and the people March forward neatly, and when they reach the tree, their steps slow down. The music stopped and the audience was silent. )

Lion: (looking around) Where? There is nothing here.

Where is it? Nothing!

Just then, a gust of wind blew and a papaya plopped into the lake. )

Monkey: (pointing to the lake) Oh! It's papaya! Gu Dong is a papaya!

Oh! It's papaya!

(Everyone laughs, and the curtain falls slowly in the laughter. )

It's over.

The end of the whole play

5-minute English funny drama script 4 A: Hello, everyone, have you seen the movie? Yes, you're right. I'm the director-cameron diaz, clap, thank you ... I'm going to direct a new film recently, called < Avatar 2 > Today, there will be an audition, and I will select three actresses, who will have the opportunity to star in this film with the famous actress Anne Hathaway. Ok, let's get started. First of all, please welcome talent show number one. Let's welcome it.

B: (amorous feelings, enchanting charm, come in and blow a kiss to the audience): Oh, dear, dear, sweet, dear director, the most beautiful, charming and sexy girl is here. Does everyone know me? Yes, I'm Nicole Kidman. Open your eyes as wide as possible and hold your breath. There will be a unique and wonderful dance performance for you. I'm sure all of you will be crazy about it. Let's have some music. Funny dance, free play. (Bowing to the audience after the dance), thank you. (To the director), dear, isn't it a wonderful performance?

A: (dumbfounded),

B: (waving in front of A) Oh, dear, are you all right?

Hmm ... My God, you used some impulsive drugs this morning, and you made me nervous. Get out. Next.

Oh, no ... honey, you broke my heart. ...

Oh, that seems suspicious. God bless me (draw a cross, calmly walk up to A and hold out your hand). Nice to meet you, director.

(shaking hands), nice to meet you, too. Please introduce yourself.

C: I'm Celine Dion. You know, I haven't achieved much. I just won five Grammy Awards, 12 World Music Award, seven American Music Awards, 2 1 Juno Award and (meditation). Oh, I forgot, an Oscar Award, (applause, b appeasement). Oh, calm down. ....

All right, stop, time is limited, let's start.

C: OK! ! ! I will conquer you with my first signature song-my heart is eternal, so enjoy it.

Near and far, no matter where you are.

I believe the heart will continue.

Once again, you open the door (a stop, c ignore, continue to make out)

You are in my heart,

My heart will keep moving forward.

Guard, guard, help, get this crazy woman out of here.

Oh, I'm dying. I hope the next one will surprise me.

D: (thoughtfully facing B's back) To be or not to be, that's a question! I'm glad to meet you, my dear princess.

Oh, this is really a big surprise. What's your name?

D: My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Tracy Regan? (A, idiot shakes his head), hmm ... Never mind, what about Robin Meade? (shaking his head), with Melissa Theuriau? (Shaking his head), (Ding, emotional), you don't know anything, how can you sit here?

A (pointing to the door, angry), you you you. .....

D: OK, OK, it doesn't matter. You don't need to know them, but you must know me, the most famous host who will catch up with this person and become a great poet-Oprah!

I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.

Ok, listen, a poem, I have found my best love, but I didn't cherish her. I regretted it when I lost her. This is the most painful thing in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say "I love you" to her!

A (goose bumps): Oh, I can't stand it. I'll walk you out.

D (Turn away and continue the lines): If there is a deadline, I hope it is (turn back to A) 10 year.

A: Oh, it's really a terrible, terrible and frightening day. Why is it so different to find an excellent performance? Oh, I'm dying, you three, come here,

Three people ran in, and B was charming: Honey, do you like my dance?

C Calm down: Director, do you like my singing?

Ding Shenqing: Princess, you like my poem, right?

The three men said in unison: We passed, right?

Well ... thank you for your, uh ... wonderful performance, but I'm sorry to tell you ... (answers the phone) What? Nothing came except the three of them ... Jesus. (Hang up, bow down), you three, (look up), pass!

Three people cheered and said: we succeeded, we are superstars!

It's very kind of you. We love you very much.

You know, you are not good enough now, but I look forward to your progress. Do you have confidence?

All three people replied: Yes, we do!

A reaches out, three people get on the bus, and at the same time, fight, fight, fight!

Five roles in the 5-minute English funny drama script: idolization A, idolization B, idolization C, star, narrator of the owner.

Narrator: A girl is crazy about a star named Mobile Phone+Name. Even if she is asleep, she can dream of that man.

A: (yawns) I'm going to bed. I'm so sleepy. (yawning)-Talking while walking (sleeping on the platform)

(asleep)

Narrator: In her dream ... ...

(Put two stools on the stage, and A will make one.)

A: Oh, it's a beautiful day. (Pretend to look at the sky) (Then suddenly pick up a book and read it casually)

Star: (on the stage): Oh, it's a beautiful day. (Then sit on the stool)

(A) Read a book, then casually look aside, then read a book, and suddenly feel something is wrong. He turned his head unexpectedly and saw his favorite star. He was so excited that he couldn't believe it was true. )

Are you ... are you that ... superstar? (Too excited to speak)

Star: (random answer) Yes, why?

I'm a big fan of yours, a big fan. Your photos are all over my bedroom, no, they are all over my house, including kitchen, living room, bedroom, and … and bathroom.

(Excited, it's a bit embarrassing to talk about the toilet later)

The star was surprised when he heard the toilet.

Star: You are too ... enthusiastic [in, θ ju: zi'? Stik】。 (a little disgusted)

Can you give me your signature?

Speaking of autographs, the stars are all very excited. )

Star: OK, of course!

A: (Shouting) Oh, I want to have the signature of my mobile phone _ _ _ _.

Suddenly, two men came running, B pushed A away, and then they asked the star for his autograph.

Please sign it for me! ! ! ! ! ! !

C: No, give it to me, give it to me! ! !

Two people are fighting, and A is standing alone. )

Why is the result like this? (I cried with my head in my arms, crying while walking, and then I went to the place where I slept, and I recovered my original appearance, a little sobbing)

A: eh? Where is it? Oh, it was just a dream, but it was a nightmare.

It's too early, I want to sleep. (Get down again)

Narrator: In her second dream, the scene was at a crossroads.

A: Look at those tall buildings. They are just like … just like … I don't have any adjectives to describe them.

(The star goes on stage and walks on the opposite side, enjoying himself. )

Oh, look there, that man looks like a star! Oh, oh, oh, (always excited) He is ... He is ... handsome _ _ _ _! I want his signature! But there are too many cars. What should we do? what can I do? I don't care about this anymore, signature is more important!

Just as he was about to cross the road, the owner started driving and was about to hit A, who was scared.

Owner: Be careful!

Stay back! Stay back! (eyes closed) (the owner stepped down quickly)

(A suddenly stands up and opens his eyes)

A: A dream. Also? God, why can't I always get my autograph? No, I have to get it and sleep for a while! Yes, sleep! But why am I standing here? I should be in bed. Anyway, I must go to bed and get my autograph! (Sleeping on my stomach)

Narrator: In her third dream.

(The star is signing, B and C come before A)

Agent: One by one, don't make a mistake.

Yes, I can finally get it. There were only two people before me.

(to b)

I love you very much. My dream girl.

Star: Thank you.

(b down, c up)

Oh, I see you. Can I hug you?

Star: Of course.

(They hug each other)

(to a)

A: I can finally get your signature! I am so excited.

(The star looks a little uncomfortable and covers his stomach with his hand. )

Star: Excuse me, can I go to the toilet? My stomach hurts. (uncomfortable)

Yes, please make yourself at home.

(Come here for a moment)

A: Handsome guy _ _ _ _ _ _ _ has been in the toilet for so long. Is he okay?

The agent said to A: I'm sorry, this handsome girl may not be able to come here to sign your name. She is too hurt. He went home.

A: Huh? Why is it always me? (leaving sadly and going to sleep)

(suddenly gets up)

Why is it always me? I just need a signature ~ ~ Hey ~ ~ What time is it? (Looking at the clock with a surprised expression) It's almost 8 o'clock. I can't get to school on time! Oh no, come on, come on!

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