What can jokes bring us?

A joke refers to a sentence or a short story that makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny or produces a sense of humor. Another action-oriented joke is that action affects people's vision and perception, which makes people feel funny.

My mother bought an egg cooker online and tried it twice in a row, but the eggs were not cooked.

My mother was very angry and reasoned with the seller: you broken thing, broken. The egg is still raw after it has been boiled for 20 minutes.

Seller: Don't worry, dear. You can check first. Did you boil the water when you boiled the eggs?

Then my mother's adult went off the assembly line despondently, because there was no water when he was cooking. ...

There is a new Danish colleague in the company. On the day of the holiday, he asked me why there were paper toilets in China.

Filled with used yellow toilet paper. I replied, "We recycle, package and export to Japan to make napkins. 」

The Danish brothers were surprised and asked, "Why? 」

I said, "Japanese people think it smells good." 」

Since then, this guy feels strange every time he sees Japanese. I always laugh behind his back, haha. ...

When I was very young, I often went to the hospital for physical examination and blood test. Every time I am very scared, I keep crying.

A little brother came over and asked me what was wrong.

I said, "I have to cut my finger during the blood test." Very painful. " My little brother cried immediately after hearing this, and he forgot to comfort me.

I was puzzled and asked, "Do you want a blood test, too?"

The younger brother said, "I have a urine test!

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